My mates keep calling me nonce

[THINK!]

getting there

I would never call any girl, "my Girl-friend", if i hadn't slept with her first, don't jump the gun, there is still time for her to escape.

 

[THINK!]

Do you really hav a "Girl-friend", Dotcom? A picture would be mor convincing, with you in it of course, to proov that it is not some random picture off the internet.

 

[Beanburger]

She's legal. What's the problem? I'd do her. And I'll prove it if you want.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I would never call any girl, "my Girl-friend", if i hadn't slept with her first, don't jump the gun, there is still time for her to escape.

Well as she has said they are "dating" I think he is entitled to call her his girlfriend.

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=9689287#post9689287

 

[5t3IIa]

Don't feed THINK!! He's a nutter.

 

[fogbat]

I was going to say halfwit.

But both are probably true

 

[pigtails]

Do you really hav a "Girl-friend", Dotcom? A picture would be mor convincing, with you in it of course, to proov that it is not some random picture off the internet.

is your e button a bit fucked

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Don't feed THINK!! He's a nutter.

I was going to say halfwit.

But both are probably true

I shall take your advice

 

[fogbat]

is your e button a bit fucked

See the triumph of idiocy and drooling that is the Phonetic English for Better Education thread

 

[kyser_soze]

The same number of years as between me and my boyfriend. Only I'm the older one. And he's 22.

That makes you like, a baby cougar

 

[pigtails]

See the triumph of idiocy and drooling that is the Phonetic English for Better Education thread

oh!!! makes sense now
ta!

 

[THINK!]

is your e button a bit fucked

Yes.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

same ages as tp and i when we got together and look how well that turned out. we're the bastion of moral decency and adult behaviour

 

[ericjarvis]

is your e button a bit fucked

No. THINK! has a wetware problem.

 

[DotCommunist]

He got so thoroughly pwned on the phonetic english thread he's taken to following me around, worrying at me like a toothless babushka trying to eat black bread.

 

[kained&able]

knobbed her yet?

dave

 

[Onket]

Reassure me. She is 19 (in nov) and I am 26.

Pic?

 

[rubbershoes]

knobbed her yet?

dave

you're such a romantic

 

[sim667]

Translation: 'monster jubblies, and a ghetto booty sticking way out to there'

Not quite....... im not into the whole ghetto malachy

 

[Corax]

He got so thoroughly pwned on the phonetic english thread he's taken to following me around, worrying at me like a toothless babushka trying to eat black bread.

I'm not convinced he'd pass a Turing test.

 

[Onket]

Why the fuck is this in books, films, etc?

Is this fiction?

This might be it.

 

[free spirit]

knobbed her yet?

dave

ay - dot com, beware the friendzone...

 

[kyser_soze]

Not quite....... im not into the whole ghetto malachy

Is that an alternative spelling of 'malarkey', or a different word altogether. I likes it.

 

[sim667]

Is that an alternative spelling of 'malarkey', or a different word altogether. I likes it.

i thought thats how u spell it

but after a quick google it turns out thats how you spell the name that i thought was spelt 'malaki'

 

[kyser_soze]

Ah, Malachi!

 

[The Octagon]

What proof do you have that she's 18?

Fake ID's have come a long way.....

(just like your cell mate will)

 

[zoooo]

That makes you like, a baby cougar

Aw! I like it.

 

[THINK!]

He got so thoroughly pwned on the phonetic english thread he's taken to following me around, worrying at me like a toothless babushka trying to eat black bread.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Reassure me. She is 19 (in nov) and I am 26.

She's legal and consenting...ignore them.

 

[Onket]

She's legal and consenting...ignore them.

How do you know this?!