My mates keep calling me nonce

[theCIA]

high five!

/borat

 

[5t3IIa]

dave(son of a gardner)

*adds to files*

 

[Badgers]

What about the onion crisis?

 

[samk]

You are never too old for teenage sex, your so-called mates are just jealous
and waiting in an alleyway with cricket bats at the ready

 

[Stigmata]

You may be a nonce, but you're definitely a LEXX fan which is significantly worse.

 

[fogbat]

He'll have to be put on the Lexx Offenders Register

 

[mentalchik]

He'll have to be put on the Lexx Offenders Register

*spits tea*

 

[fogbat]

I'm not even ashamed

 

[Stigmata]

He'll have to be put on the Lexx Offenders Register

 

[ericjarvis]

Reassure me. She is 19 (in nov) and I am 26.

Yeah, happened to me, conincidentally when I was 26, only she was 18. One of the most vocal accusers made a pass at her at a party. Which taught me a very important lesson. When it comes to some things your mates may well not have your best interests at heart.

Tell them to go fuck themselves.

As further reassurance, even though I split up with her around 25 years ago, we meet up now and again...and I still would given half a chance.

 

[ericjarvis]

Nah - noncery only counts if you are old enough to be their Mum or Dad *hides pics of Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus"*

As a half centurion may I suggest that be revised to "noncery only counts if you are old enough to be one of their grandparents"...please.

 

[Badgers]

I thought the term was cradle snatcher?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

at that age it will probably depend on if he owns a car or not.



)

..and how big a bottle of gin he can afford.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

What does she think about Afghanistan though?

She thinks they're great so long as they don't shed too much.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

She is so me weird as well. Not pretend krazy but a proper oddball. Caught her talking to my hollyhocks. Why? To make them grow.

OK.

Argh. As much as I want her to say yes dotty you ar my only I am also proper scared of committing myself in that manner. Oh and bet your fucking life she's never getting a login here!

Ah jesus that's a bad sign.

 

[weltweit]

My dad was ten years older than my mum.

Of course if they had met when he was 20 and she was 10 that would have been odd. But they didnt, I think when they met he was probably 30 and she 20. (probably)

 

[killer b]

the same age difference as me and radio atomica when we met. you'll be pleased to hear we now have two kids...

no fucker called me a nonce. not to my face anyway...

edit: i meant 26/18 btw. not 20/10)

 

[bigbry]

When my second wife moved in with me (before we were married) I was 28 and she was 17. They said it wouldn't last - we divorced after 21 (not always happy) years and three lovely daughters.

I follow the adage don't regret the things you've done, regret the thingst you haven't done.




Edited to add - what the heck is this doing in Books, Films, TV etc ?

 

[William of Walworth]

what the heck is this doing in Books, Films, TV etc ?

Is the answer to this cider related, DotC?

 

[sim667]

lol 19 is below my cut off point.....

im 26.

 

[Mr Moose]

As long as she's not a flippin' vampire...

 

[Kanda]

Thinly veiled *Hey, I have a g/f* thread

 

[Mr Moose]

She'll probably break your heart.

Find someone older with lower standards to avoid the pain.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

lol 19 is below my cut off point.....

im 26.

19 is my cut off point....I'm 42

 

[elevendayempire]

So, does she have any single friends? No, wait, sorry… classmates?

 

[PacificOcean]

What channel is this on?

Is it some E4 teen thing?

 

[Sadken]

Cage this sick beast.

 

[DeepStoat]

Thinly veiled *Hey, I have a g/f* thread

and she's 18!

 

[sim667]

19 is my cut off point....I'm 42

well i can see you and me have different views on the same thing....

I couldnt go out with a lass who was under 21 i dont think........unless they were something really really special

 

[QueenOfGoths]

well i can see you and me have different views on the same thing....

I couldnt go out with a lass who was under 21 i dont think........unless they were something really really special

Tbh I think I would probably just get any 19 year old to help me work my mobile phone and show me how i-tunes works