My mates keep calling me nonce
- Thread starter DotCommunist
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pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
Does this mean we might see the first ever DC pic with a smile?
and a post coital glow!
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
kained&able
Here for the football.
don't you go out with a 14 year old? I swear i've seen pictures!
You would be on his side.
dave
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Does this mean we might see the first ever DC pic with a smile?
there is a danger of that, I have been smiling a lot recently, cos she loves me
revol68
what, fucking what?
Clair De Lune
Apocalypse cocktails
there is a danger of that, I have been smiling a lot recently, cos she loves me
Awwww yay!
I want to see you smile even if u dont post it
pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
there is a danger of that, I have been smiling a lot recently, cos she loves me
awwwww Sweet!!
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
What does she think about Afghanistan though?
cliche guevara
Well-Known Member
Well in dot, she's legal so there is nothing to worry about. Plus, score.
revol68
what, fucking what?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Nah - noncery only counts if you are old enough to be their Mum or Dad *hides pics of Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus"*
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Political theories and current affairs are fairly low on the menu.
I know she's vaugely socialistic. Tis enough.
Anyone ever feel like they had a stomach full, but it's just happy happy joy spasms?
arghh. I should not do this. If we part company the emotional investment will swing back on me twofold.
argh
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
enjoy it while it lasts mate...and who knows how long it might last?
You cant think like that mate, just enjoy it and dont worry about what might happen
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
Nah - noncery only counts if you are old enough to be their Mum or Dad *hides pics of Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus"*
No it doesn't!
kained&able
Here for the football.
i say fuck it.
who cares what your piss taking bastards of mates say. They are just piss tkaing bastards.
I can't believe you made me guilty enough to give a real answer you nonce.
dave
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
No it doesn't!
Yes it does. I have carefully calculated the age of my oldest possible child based on when I first had sex, and my facebook girlfriend is far too old at 14 for our love to be noncery.
London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
Anyway, the social networking site for nonces is called MyFace.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
She is so me weird as well. Not pretend krazy but a proper oddball. Caught her talking to my hollyhocks. Why? To make them grow.
OK.
Argh. As much as I want her to say yes dotty you ar my only I am also proper scared of committing myself in that manner. Oh and bet your fucking life she's never getting a login here!
OK.
Argh. As much as I want her to say yes dotty you ar my only I am also proper scared of committing myself in that manner. Oh and bet your fucking life she's never getting a login here!
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
fogbat
The Talibum
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
you taking bets on that old bean?!
kained&able
Here for the football.
is hollyhocks a new euphemism i wasn't aware of?
Talking to plants is actually quite normal gor the green fingered and theres some bollcoks scientific reasons cos when you talk to em you bearthe on em adn that helps photosynthesis or some shite.
dave(son of a gardner)
Talking to plants is actually quite normal gor the green fingered and theres some bollcoks scientific reasons cos when you talk to em you bearthe on em adn that helps photosynthesis or some shite.
dave(son of a gardner)
