my mate was talkin to pete doherty the other day..

[brokenyolk]

my friend cleaned his room she said it was "very very filthy"

i slept in the same bed but when it was clean again. i feel i have a special bond. sean connery.

 

[pk]

Maybe Pete is like Tom on Myspace. Everyone's friend, bringing us together, selling us drugs and mackerel

You mean..... Tom's not really my friend?

But.... I .....

 

[spoone]

Don't talk to me about Chippenham.

You don't know.

You weren't there

they're not in the jungle, they are the jungle maaaaan

 

[118118]

Fame

 

[The Unseen]

I saw Pete Doherty on TV once, AND i was singing 'down in albion'`today, and now look, a whole thread about him AND fish. [/sarcastic response to sarcasm]

I've had worse photos than the one above taken of me, the borg mindedness of you all is pretty appauling, and some of you are self confessed cainers.

He is what you are, but famous. He's a good poet in my book with a problem, you know only what the papers say.

I know nuffink

 

[118118]

Tbf I don't understand your post. I was merely making a point on the futility of seeking fame.

 

[Flashman]

I still maintain Cheesy is taking the piss.

 

[Julie]

and then a pear and some cheese.

Yum

 

[brokenyolk]

i feel i have a special bond. sean connery.

can somebody please give me a 'Budumsh'? or i am going to go round to pete's and take lots of crack and fish mixed together (known on 'the street' as "crackerel") (that's 'the street' as in all tough and mean streets, not Coronation Street) and write vogon poetry and post it up here in revenge.

 

[Dubversion]

 

[brokenyolk]

that's more like it!

you are all saved. but i still fancy some crackerel

 

[Dubversion]

of course, french for the drummer is le batteur.
So you could have some fish.. erm.. batter.. hang on.

oh fuck it

 

[brokenyolk]

which would Pete fans recommend more? The 'On the buses' lp or the widely un-bootlegged 'Up the Elephant and Round the Castle' ep?

 

[Dubversion]

Is On The Buses the one with William Blakey?

 

[lights.out.london]

rotflmao @ whole thread

I was going to ask editor for a ban on Pete D threads, but this is entertainment of the highest order.

A damned sight more entertaining than anything 'Pete' has laid down on record, fer shure....

 

[brokenyolk]

Is On The Buses the one with William Blakey?

Yeah, and a little known fact is that Pete's Blakey inspired "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell" unrecordable masterpiece was actually the true inspiration for Terry and June. Pete and fact-fans unite and rejoice! Onwards poets and fish lovers, to the Cemetary Gates!

Have we gone off topic slightly?

Next - the influence of Albion Market on Pete-modern aesthetics.......

 

[brokenyolk]

Does anyone remember that Housemartins rap version of Rock around the clock? I kid you not.

ugh. the influence of the stooges was noticably missing. Unless you're talking about Curley, Moe and Larry.

 

[fudgefactorfive]

just found out that my cousin is going out with the sister of the guy who "fell off" a balcony at one of Pete's parties. they watched him die in hospital.

one of pete's bodyguards turned himself in and confessed to killing him the next day, but strangely maintained that he'd shot him, so they let him go.

 

[Dubversion]

Unless you're talking about Curley, Moe and Larry.

goes without saying..

+

+

=

 

[brokenyolk]

oh, bum.

 

[Pigeon]

this aint a name dropping fiasco - i think its hilarious he might remember, thassal

Even through his smack-befuddled haze, having his work likened to a fusion of the Stooges and the Housemartins must make a mark...

 

[robotsimon]

"I saw this bloke the other day."
"No, did you?"
"Did I tell you?"
"No! You d- ....."
"Yeah."
"No, you didn't, I don't fucking b- ..... don't come that with me!"
"No, really, I know ....."
"You saw this bloke the other day?"
"Yeah."
"You don't expect me to believe that, do you?"
"I don't, no, I don't."
"Oh, that's outrageous that is."
"What, I know."
"That's outrageous."
"Yeah, but ....."
"You saw this bloke the other day! Ha ha! "
"No, It's true an' all, it's true."
"Oh, come off it, you cunt! "
"Yeah, huh huh huh."
"Saw this bloke the other day", you cunt!"
"I saw him. I saw him."
"Course you didn't, you never saw a bloke the other day."
"I saw him."
"How could you have done?"
"I don't know. That's what ....."
"Well, all right ....."
"..... that's what I, that's what, er, defied, er, er, description ....."
"All right."
"I saw him and I don't know how! I don't know how I saw him, but I saw him! I was going along the street and I saw this bloke."
"Yeah, no, come on, what proof have you fucking got that you saw this bloke."
"I got no proof. All right, no, ....."
"What, what, what proof, what proof have you got?"
"I've got no proof, mate."

 

[chazegee]

Petes note to self...

"Damn, I must try and get my right side in the photo next time, looks much better. Grrrr."