goldenecitrone
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Pete Docherty nailed my grandma's head to the floor and then injected her with crystal meth. Wot a wanker!
my mate was talkin to pete doherty the other day..
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innit said:That's far worse
...or is it job creation?
to be fair, he was a 'passing through' homeless guy rather than one of our more troubled cases. And it was acid rather than something nastier..
Still - not good, really
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Cheesypoof said:it never fails to amaze me what a load of old stick in the mud fogies some people on urban are. Judging and disapproving and disliking someone jus cos they are a waster. Who cares if he does drugs?
He can smack himself up as much as he likes the tossbag, but I think there is plenty to disaprove of when he is dealing to the homeless you utter sap.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
So I saw Pete walking down the road,
And I asked him "Smack?"
And he drooled "Yes please"
So I slapped the cunt.
And I asked him "Smack?"
And he drooled "Yes please"
So I slapped the cunt.
ATOMIC SUPLEX said:
i didnt see the bit about the homeless, it is somethin i wouldnt condone and i'd say its a load of old rubbish too.
it doesnt have any affect on his music. anyways this is a nice thread about pete - lighten up.
ah, you get to dictate the terms of the thread?
right
right
did you buy it off a homeless? or off Pete's fishmonger?
cos if not, GET OFF CHEESY'S THREAD!!!!
cos if not, GET OFF CHEESY'S THREAD!!!!
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Cheesypoof said:
Don't tell me to lighten up. Read the posts you reply to with more care.
Forgiven, I was pretty sure it was a case of not reading the whole post correctly.
It's hard to tell if the drugs have any affect on his work if he is always on them. Maybe he should stop for a while to see if he comes out with somethign that's not compleate twatspanking drivel.
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
PieEye said:
that shit will fuck you up
PieEye said:
Worse. I bought it off a supermarket.
Pete's been in a supermarket once. That means you're his mate, like what cheesy is
Maybe Pete is like Tom on Myspace. Everyone's friend, bringing us together, selling us drugs and mackerel
Rollem said:pete doherty supports the same team as me you know cheesy.
i think that makes out bond stronger thans yours
rangers till we die, and all that
Except there's a shot of him in his mum's book all decked out in a Liverpool strip...
not that I bought the book, just happened to be idly flipping thru it one lunch hour in WH's...
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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PieEye said:
I love smoked mackarel but the price seems to have gone up in the same way tuna did.
I like it raw too or salted. One of my three top fish i reckon.
Not so good with cheese though.
goldenecitrone
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Iemanja said:Your poor nan!
How's she doing now? I hope she sues the bastard!
I've no idea. She's only gone and joined the band. But good luck to her. It's not every 83 year old who learns to play bass guitar with a cutting edge rock group. She's playing in Crewe tonight, bless her.
girasol
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goldenecitrone said:I've no idea. She's only gone and joined the band. But good luck to her. It's not every 83 year old who learns to play bass guitar with a cutting edge rock group. She's playing in Crewe tonight, bless her.
So apart from the crystal meth addiction all is well then! I love a happy ending.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3
PieEye said:
My fishmonger does it cheap but the price of the smoked stuff in the super markets seems to have gone up by about a third in the last four years.
My fish monger gets it so fresh I can eat it raw.
I do polar bear impressions for Mrs Suplex. Another good one is eating raw fish on the bus while it is still fish shaped.
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
Dubversion said:
What the fuck is kate doing with that? Actually yes..... she must be desperate
g force said:I did look like that the other night....but I had flu....maybe the poor lamb just has a bad immune system
maybe he ate some dodgy fish?
goldenecitrone
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Iemanja said:
So apart from the crystal meth addiction all is well then! I love a happy ending.
People knock crystal meth addiction but it's definitely got her out of the house, meeting new people, away from all those crappy soap operas she used to watch. Swings and roundabouts.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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Madusa said:what's that got to do with the price of fish?
oh... soz!
Budumsh.
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