my lyrics- crap/not crap?

[METH LAB]

Anyone who's gut the guts to bust out some rhymes is safe as f*ck in my book... keep it up portia.

here's my very short cover of NWA's str8 outta compton.

........................

Str8 outta Newport, crazy muthA f*cka named meth lab, with a passion for scoring base and tryin to find a taxi cab, cant be walkin round with kit in my pocket, just wanna get home safe, drop one and come up like a f*ckin rocket... and of course got the vals and the draw, a few tammys still to score from the man next door, mst's are commin along with drum 'n bass, and when i see a cop, i'll be f*ckin runnin from the mase!

(i know that was crap lol)

peace

 

[METH LAB]

no i didn't do it just to cause a reaction... i can see how it looks like that. in retrospect i should have posted some of my other lyrics- but i was worried they were too soppy.... i can't win really.....

2 words m8.... F*CK 'EM!

Now gimme a funky ass bass line...

lol peace

 

[iguzza]

whats a tammy?

 

[Appassionata]

no i didn't do it just to cause a reaction... i can see how it looks like that. in retrospect i should have posted some of my other lyrics- but i was worried they were too soppy.... i can't win really.....

Make love to your cows and you'll get no beef
But try clash me and you'll need new teeth
You can't try a ting if you're from Carmathen
Cos I bun down any dance just like Bin Laden
Yeah, and it's the south-west man
I come to the rave and find bare can
As I pull up to your farm in my black Nissan
And we steal your nos from the transit van
Spit 16 bars as we smoke your stash
And laugh at the sheep that you call hot gash
When I touch mic I never get aggy
But I clean up MCs like Kim & Aggie
Your crew's so swag you'll never sound like Sway
Cos you couldn't get your PA back off PK
Get a real job blud and go back to college
Cos you can't buss mic if u got no knowledge







SW11 mandem merking dis ting ya dun kno

 

[girasol]

I like the one with the balloons, Portia.

Just need a good choon to go with it!

 

[METH LAB]

whats a tammy?

R U f*ckin serious? serious as f*ck init, f*ckin... serious serious?? LOL

Temazepam (benzodiasipine hypnotic based sedative, i like the 20mg's )

peace

 

[Portia]

cheers iemanja
i thouught that one was better myself... though i dont really know what makes a rhyme 'good' or whatever. i really know fuck all about hiphop, everything i know about MCing has been picked up by watching my mates who are MCs, i know quite a few... charlie is an mc as well tho youd proabably think his lyrics are poo as well... he likes my lyrics but then he would cos i am shagging him...

 

[rekil]

The forum is only 2 weeks old and there's almost an album's worth of Carmarthen themed material. What does that say about urban.

 

[iguzza]

R U f*ckin serious? serious as f*ck init, f*ckin... serious serious?? LOL

Temazepam (benzodiasipine hypnotic based sedative, i like the 20mg's )

peace

well tammy is sometimes used by women as slang for something else, so i was just making sure

 

[Portia]

The forum is only 2 weeks old and there's almost an album's worth of Carmarthen themed material. What does that say about urban.

that's cos carmarthen is teh centre of teh universe, innit?

btw carmarthen has its own myspace here which is pretty funny (nothing to do with me though, i dont know the kids who did it. i know, however, that Crawf is a Lank from graffiti on the skate park which i walk past on the way to tescos)

 

[Appassionata]

that's cos carmarthen is teh centre of teh universe, innit?

btw carmarthen has its own myspace here which is pretty funny (nothing to do with me though, i dont know the kids who did it. i know, however, that Crawf is a Lank from graffiti on the skate park which i walk past on the way to tescos)

We're still waiting for your new bars, rude girl

 

[Portia]

ok heres some more... these ones are a bit more serious like, so please don't be too cruel.... ahh fuck it i know you're all going to anyway. i anticipate everyone taking the piss out of me for rhyming 'person' with 'mun'. i know ok?
anyway its about school

i could write it in a letter
now i'm doing so much better
i was a fool in school
not cool, never ever even broke the rules
now things are different and i'm a different me
not georgia any more, analytik MC
some of you boys were allright actually
but the girls i want to hurt for what you did to me
and to lakshmi but don't be
afraid cos i'm not a violent person
hip hop is fantasy, that's what you've got to know mun
lakshmi's in london now, working for the beeb
i just wanted to say this cos i wanted you to see
you'll never get me down no no this time
cos i rhyme
and i wanted you to know that i think you're slime
you never made the effort when i was sitting there
i just had to stare and despair
the way that none of you would ever talk to me
thoughts of rejection wouldn't let me be
but i'm free
free from the lies, free from hypocrisy
free from you and your pisshead aristocracy
free from the man
free from consumerism
free from your smart shoes and your fake democracy
so this is me now, i'm a different person
if you were to meet me now you would get a shock mun
cos this is me analytik MC
doing parties with the dsc and my man charlie
so fuck you one day i will piss on your grave
2012 is on the way, we're going to have a rave
one that will shake the earth, and build a new society
that is what we're going to do and then there'll be no stopping me!

about 2012 and all that- i don't necessarily believe in it, charlie's convinced everything's going to change in 2012 and the age of aquarius will arrive and stuff, because of the ancient mayan calendar counting downt to that date. it's a nice idea but why should the mayans have had access to this information and no one else? and they weren't as wise as all that, they cut down all their trees and fucked themselves right up.

 

[revol68]

who'd have thought Chris Morris's career would have taken such a nose dive that he'd be reduced to posting as a welsh psychtrance raver on Urban75.

 

[subversplat]

These are all very lovely poems

 

[revol68]

These are all very lovely poems

are you just out of a coma?

 

[rekil]

I'll take hypocrisy consumerism and smart shoes over charlie and his no doubt sincere but utterly insane culty dribblings about 2012 and mayans thanks.

 

[Portia]

revol68- dunno what you said, you're on ignore, but no doubt you're still a twat.

 

[Iam]

Hooray! Charlie's a fan of Hair!!

 

[ddraig]

who'd have thought Chris Morris's career would have taken such a nose dive that he'd be reduced to posting as a welsh psychtrance raver on Urban75.

she's not Welsh, can we get that straight pls...
SHE IS NOT WELSH
ta

 

[Portia]

no i'm not

are you concerned i might give the welsh a bad name?

i speak welsh though sort of a bit. i translated our flyer into welsh- here's what it says

cymuned drained slug yn cyflywno
SYZYGY
mercher 28 chwefror (that's tonight!) jolly tar caerfyrddin
tair punt ar y drws 9yh-2yb

some djs and mc's you won't have heard of

ti moyn mynd ar y meic? (slang! mrs martin would do her nut)
mae cymuned drained slug yn edrych am mc's yn yr iaith cymraeg. cysylltwch ni am
myspace etc

 

[revol68]

she's not Welsh, can we get that straight pls...
SHE IS NOT WELSH
ta

fuck! sorry, all my apologies.

Have i mentioned how much of a Manics fan i am/was.

 

[ddraig]

no i'm not

are you concerned i might give the welsh a bad name?

a little bit tbh, and the party/rig scene
but more that people will use it as a stick to bash us with (unfairly)

i used to be in a rig so i can understand some of the stuff u say and i'm sure it and you will be easier with it over time.

pob lwc

 

[Portia]

some of the stuff? hehe. well hopefully the local ninnies who read the carmarthen journal don't go on urban. in fact i'd bet quite a lot they have never even heard of bulletin boards. i reckon dyfed-powys police were tipped off about our party by some copper in england who spends all his time searching party boards... still don't know what muppet put it on what board though.

 

[ddraig]

you edited!

nice translation
and fair play to you for making the effort
da iawn

 

[Portia]

i left out the dodgy bit i wasn;t sure about... i translated all the types of music with a dictionary, it looks a bit odd. ty caled anyone? welsh people probably don't say that

 

[Appassionata]

ok heres some more... these ones are a bit more serious like, so please don't be too cruel.... ahh fuck it i know you're all going to anyway. i anticipate everyone taking the piss out of me for rhyming 'person' with 'mun'. i know ok?
anyway its about school

i could write it in a letter
now i'm doing so much better
i was a fool in school
not cool, never ever even broke the rules
now things are different and i'm a different me
not georgia any more, analytik MC
some of you boys were allright actually
but the girls i want to hurt for what you did to me
and to lakshmi but don't be
afraid cos i'm not a violent person
hip hop is fantasy, that's what you've got to know mun
lakshmi's in london now, working for the beeb
i just wanted to say this cos i wanted you to see
you'll never get me down no no this time
cos i rhyme
and i wanted you to know that i think you're slime
you never made the effort when i was sitting there
i just had to stare and despair
the way that none of you would ever talk to me
thoughts of rejection wouldn't let me be
but i'm free
free from the lies, free from hypocrisy
free from you and your pisshead aristocracy
free from the man
free from consumerism
free from your smart shoes and your fake democracy
so this is me now, i'm a different person
if you were to meet me now you would get a shock mun
cos this is me analytik MC
doing parties with the dsc and my man charlie
so fuck you one day i will piss on your grave
2012 is on the way, we're going to have a rave
one that will shake the earth, and build a new society
that is what we're going to do and then there'll be no stopping me!

Just don't try sending for me, tho.

 

[Portia]

what are you on about?

maybe i'm too tired for this, i should get off the internet.

 

[Appassionata]

oh, I forgot, you don't do slewage and clashes in psy-trance MCing do you? lol!!!!!

swag MCs u get no joy cos I draw for da poi

 

[Portia]

no-one mc's over psy-trance, we like drum'n'bass as well... i don't know what slewage and clashes are though. something people do in london i imagine so probably nothing to do with me!

 

[innit]

the way that none of you would ever talk to me

(((Portia)))