my lyrics- crap/not crap?

[Balbi]

never heard of it

see back in the day we used to have battles
with forums who thought we were all anti-capples
and anarchists spending our days baby eating
or hippies stoned off our box, bongo beating
they came from popbitch and solid and stormf***t too
but noone could match urbans hardcore crew

 

[Portia]

see back in the day we used to have battles
with forums who thought we were all anti-capples
and anarchists spending our days baby eating
or hippies stoned off our box, bongo beating
they came from popbitch and solid and stormf***t too
but noone could match urbans hardcore crew

that's immense!

anti-capples though?

 

[Balbi]

anti-capitalists, for effect i'd have the veejay put a picture of a protest march behind me on that line

 

[Iam]

Balbi is teh hardcore

 

[Balbi]

Hardizzle even

 

[girasol]

How did I miss this thread?

mauvais ->

Portia, I think you're being harsh on the kids who took the nitrous!

 

[Portia]

anti-capitalists, for effect i'd have the veejay put a picture of a protest march behind me on that line

lol i knew it meant anti-capitalists, i was questioning whether it was a real word or just a dodgy rhyme for battles

 

[Portia]

How did I miss this thread?

mauvais ->

Portia, I think you're being harsh on the kids who took the nitrous!

400 quid! how harsh would YOU be??

i'm not really going to do any of those things in the song btw.

 

[Portia]

how about

they were going to battle us cos they thought we were anarchists
they're not going to beat us though, cos we're the better junglists

 

[METH LAB]

after trying to get opinions off my musician mates and them being utterly useless, i'm going to try here. so here's some

'm fucking subliminal
more organised than criminal
i'll fuck you up with LSD
and tie you to a fucking tree
respect the fucking party crew
you don't know what we can do to you
cos i'm going to fuck with your head, boy
i'm going to fuck with your head
you've got to have a little bit a little more respect
you've got to learn from what you done or else you're in the shit
i'll douse you with petrol and play with a lighter
cos i'm a fighter yeah i'm a fucking fighter
i'm going to spin you out i'm going to break you down
then we'll all run you out of this town
you're not welcome in carmarthen no more
you show up at our parties we're gonna hurt you some more

and there's more here www.myspace.com/mzanalytik

poll to follow

lol

what f*ckin parties? i cant even score any weed in carms, doin my f*ckin head right in, im so hard me im stuck in a libery typing, when no doubt i should be out scoring 'n fighting.

Im just down the road from you, gimme 'n acid and i'll give you three.. and could you please tie me to a cannabis tree.

Subliminal means planted without being seen, and with your lyrics ide have to agree.. coz i cant find any talant cept me, and im not even tryin, let alone lying to meself that i have a talant which i obviously havant which makes your shit sound like something from chris tarrant.

I'll douse you in petrol and let you breath the fumes, i'll douse you in petrol whilst i dance to me tunes, you'll be so doused in petrol you'll be on the news...

I dont think your shit is crap, i think its f*ckin shite, no disrespect to you or nothing and since your near-by and obviously 'ardcore, how's about a meet up and you can sort me some draw??

lol peace portia

 

[Iam]

Tell it, Meth.

 

[Portia]

lol

what f*ckin parties? i cant even score any weed in carms, doin my f*ckin head right in, im so hard me im stuck in a libery typing, when no doubt i should be out scoring 'n fighting.

Im just down the road from you, gimme 'n acid and i'll give you three.. and could you please tie me to a cannabis tree.

Subliminal means planted without being seen, and with your lyrics ide have to agree.. coz i cant find any talant cept me, and im not even tryin, let alone lying to meself that i have a talant which i obviously havant which makes your shit sound like something from chris tarrant.

I'll douse you in petrol and let you breath the fumes, i'll douse you in petrol whilst i dance to me tunes, you'll be so doused in petrol you'll be on the news...

I dont think your shit is crap, i think its f*ckin shite, no disrespect to you or nothing and since your near-by and obviously 'ardcore, how's about a meet up and you can sort me some draw??

lol peace portia

pm me

 

[The Unseen]

Portia is a fantasist who lost her nitrous
now she's asking meth for a PM, conspicuous
she just wants a shag because it makes her high
she's always on the ketamine and rarely LIVE
I've never heard of carmarthen but i bet its sick
Loving all the animals and living in sticks
There must be fuck all up there and nothing to do
SO TAKE UP ALL THE DRUGS AND THE BRAINCELLS ARE FEW

Ya really can't be thinking bout the lack of nice
Ya really wanna wash out all your fucking head lice
Ya really wan'another hit but cant get it quick
Ya really can't believe that we would BE this fick

CARMARTHEN, reach out to the world
CARMARTHEN, ya's got sexy girls
CARMARTHEN, ya got a lame ass crew
CARMARTHEN YOU AIN'T NEVER BE AS GOOD AS YOU

Biatch, watch me melons man am about ta burst innit




I still think its a wind up, which doesn't mean i like them. I just thought you were takin the piss like the GLC?

 

[Portia]

Portia is a fantasist who lost her nitrous
now she's asking meth for a PM, conspicuous
she just wants a shag because it makes her high
she's always on the ketamine and rarely LIVE
I've never heard of carmarthen but i bet its sick
Loving all the animals and living in sticks
There must be fuck all up there and nothing to do
SO TAKE UP ALL THE DRUGS AND THE BRAINCELLS ARE FEW

Ya really can't be thinking bout the lack of nice
Ya really wanna wash out all your fucking head lice
Ya really wan'another hit but cant get it quick
Ya really can't believe that we would BE this fick

CARMARTHEN, reach out to the world
CARMARTHEN, ya's got sexy girls
CARMARTHEN, ya got a lame ass crew
CARMARTHEN YOU AIN'T NEVER BE AS GOOD AS YOU

Biatch, watch me melons man am about ta burst innit




I still think its a wind up, which doesn't mean i like them. I just thought you were takin the piss like the GLC?

er yeah wot i dunno like, i suppose i am taking the piss with the first one i posted (which in retrospect was a bad choice) but im writing more serious ones now. i'm goin to put some more on the myspazz in a bit, i did a bit more on that one about dancecamp. i'll put it in a blog entry on www.myspace.com/mzanalytik

sorry you don't like them, i hope i haven't wasted too much of your precious time!

 

[Stanley Edwards]

...talant which i obviously havant which makes your shit sound like something from chris tarrant.

I'll douse you in petrol and let you breath the fumes, i'll douse you in petrol whilst i dance to me tunes, you'll be so doused in petrol you'll be on the news...

That's good.

 

[Portia]

aargh!
i want to take that rubbish one about setting people on fire off my myspazz, but the fucking thing keeps telling me my password is wrong even though it's not and i've got an email telling me what it is and everything! fucking buggery cunt!

 

[free spirit]

aargh!
i want to take that rubbish one about setting people on fire off my myspazz, but the fucking thing keeps telling me my password is wrong even though it's not and i've got an email telling me what it is and everything! fucking buggery cunt!

doh - you've not left yourself logged in somewhere near a bunch of kids have you?

first they came for the rig,
but I did nothing coz I was too spannered to gig a frig
then they came for the nitrous,
but I did nowt but go on u75 and spout,
then they came for my myspace
but I did nowt coz I was off me face.
then they came for me...

...so I gave them a balloon and they went weeee
down in teepee valleeee

 

[Portia]

someone else might be logged in to one of them, i havent logged into mine from anywhere else so i dont know what youre on about

e2a i just restarted my computer and its wroking now

but every time i try and type an apostrophe something strange happens

 

[ice-is-forming]

In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin'
By yer radio
Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends . . .
An' all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?
Well, lemme straighten you out
About a place I know . . .
(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people,
It's right aroun' the corner!)
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases,
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . .

This has to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of:
STINK FOOT
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"
Here Fido . . . Fido . . .
C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers
"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)
Heh heh heh . . . sick . . .

Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
(Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit
Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"
He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!
I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
IT COULDN'T!"
He told me NO NO NO!
I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time . . .
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT......

now theres some lyrics portia

 

[free spirit]

sorry, was just taking the piss, will just have been myspace being crap...

erm what happens when you type an apostraphe? if I was rich I'd put a fiver on a genie popping up and granting you three wishes coz I reckon I'd get good odds on that one, but I ain't, so I won't... was I close?

 

[free spirit]

ok fair play,

Ice is forming 10

fs 3

 

[Dhimmi]

I think Portia should perform at the next offline. It'd be good to see young artists being given a break.

 

[rekil]

but every time i try and type an apostrophe something strange happens

Firefox bug. try clearing the cache.

 

[Portia]

wow icey thats really cool

''' well it seems to have stopped doing that thing now. it was moving the cursor about and making things flash...

I've got some more lyrics for you all to trash here

or if that link doesn't work http://blog.myspace.com/mzanalytik

 

[Portia]

arrgghh myspace is still being a cunt though. i need to sign into this one www.myspace.com/dscresidents and i know i'm not getting the password wrong cos i got an email.. it keeps asking me to enter the security code of those hard-to-read letters but it still won't fucking let me in!
charlie tried to sign in to that one earlier and ended up at this one www.myspace.com/mzanalytik ! i don't know how the fuck that happened. at least that ones working now.

myspace is really slow and annoying at the moment i guess because all the yanks are online.

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

 

[Portia]

is this any better?

i've written a new one it's a bit different to the others- it doesn't really make any sense as such i was just playing around with words that rhyme trying to think of as many as possible- i've tried rapping it it's quite difficult like a tounge twister but i reckon if i can practice it and be able to say it really fast it will sound quite good.

i might try and do it with someone else, taking it in turns to say a bit cos it's quite hard to find the time to take a breath!

the bits that go 'wot wot wot wot' are because charlie says 'oh, wot?!?' all the time

HAVE A BALLOON

have a balloon
and listen to our choon
in the room coming soon you'll be fooled back to school
cos our rappin gets you tappin keep on flappin keep on slappin
or go home to your mama
she's a slappa wearin kappa
i'm not too hot at this rappin game
not hot wot hot not wot wot wot wot
cos i'm sellin my balloons and i'm keepin u in tunes
full of runes and shrooms and evil witches brooms
cos i might just get myself on the mic today
not hot wot not wot wot wot wot wot
so have a balloon and listen to our choon in the room
you'll be fooled back to school
i'm a nutter i don't stutter i just mutter
bread and butter bread and jam
with some ham bam slam damn what about the spam?
i said wot wot wot wot wot wot wot wot
cos i'm a beginner just beginnin to be thinkin about rappin
urban cru don't be rude have some food have a poo
cos you keep on tellin me that i am shit
but i'm just a little silhuetto of a girl
in stilettos in the ghetto i'm so retro
write a letter make it better cos i'm not a regretter
and you can't just keep on pissing on the campfire
wot piss wott yeah wot wot wot wot wot
get a drink have a think on the brink with some ink
and i think you'll find that i'm running out of time
with this rhyme don't be sly have a pie in the sky keep it dry
why why why why why why why why?
so have a balloon and listen to our choon in the room don't be fooled
back to school that's the rule
cos i may not be the best rapper here
who can tell what the hell i just yell i don't smell that's the bell and i fell
so say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot
so say wot wot wot wot wot wot wot
so say wot!

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

after trying to get opinions off my musician mates and them being utterly useless, i'm going to try here. so here's some

'm fucking subliminal
more organised than criminal
i'll fuck you up with LSD
and tie you to a fucking tree
respect the fucking party crew
you don't know what we can do to you
cos i'm going to fuck with your head, boy
i'm going to fuck with your head
you've got to have a little bit a little more respect
you've got to learn from what you done or else you're in the shit
i'll douse you with petrol and play with a lighter
cos i'm a fighter yeah i'm a fucking fighter
i'm going to spin you out i'm going to break you down
then we'll all run you out of this town
you're not welcome in carmarthen no more
you show up at our parties we're gonna hurt you some more

and there's more here www.myspace.com/mzanalytik

poll to follow

Are you 12?

Not only is it a load of rubbish if the sentiment reflects the youth (or any group for that matter but I'm guessing you are pretty young) then I don't blame Anikin for what he did to the younglings.

I don't understand how rude and aggressive youths can demand respect for their behaviour. I assume they don't know what respect actually means anymore, or don't understand it's simple concept.

No wait you are a troll aren't you and this is a big joke. I've been had.

 

[Portia]

Are you 12?

Not only is it a load of rubbish if the sentiment reflects the youth (or any group for that matter but I'm guessing you are pretty young) then I don't blame Anikin for what he did to the younglings.

I don't understand how rude and aggressive youths can demand respect for their behaviour. I assume they don't know what respect actually means anymore, or don't understand it's simple concept.

No wait you are a troll aren't you and this is a big joke. I've been had.

sorry! didn't mean to upset anyone. i thought pepople would be ablle to tell it was tongue in cheek

why do people get so upset about things i post? it's only the internet...

how am i a troll? i thought trolls were people who go out of their way to piss everyone off. if you read my posts i think you'll find i've been very polite to everyone even the ones who are really rude to me.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

sorry! didn't mean to upset anyone. i thought pepople would be ablle to tell it was tongue in cheek

why do people get so upset about things i post? it's only the internet...

how am i a troll? i thought trolls were people who go out of their way to piss everyone off. if you read my posts i think you'll find i've been very polite to everyone even the ones who are really rude to me.

I thought I did say at the end that it must be a joke. Tongue in cheek does not always work that well in text. The troll comment was because to me it looked as if you had created something to simply and deliberatly cause a reaction.

Maybe I'm a little touchy this morning but I didn't get the joke.

 

[Portia]

no i didn't do it just to cause a reaction... i can see how it looks like that. in retrospect i should have posted some of my other lyrics- but i was worried they were too soppy.... i can't win really.....