my lyrics- crap/not crap?

[Portia]

lol ok

i know they are shit as i said i've only jsut started so give me a break

is it really worth getting a rhyming dictionary or is that just a bit lame? sounds like cheating to me

ive got plenty to say i think just this being robbed of 400 quid is uppermost in my mind at the moment so forgive me for writing about it

i wasnt actually planning to take part in any mc battles in the next say, 3 years... if ever cos it sounds a bit scary and i'd havve to go to london or some such place where people are wierd. no i'll stick to carmarthen and battle my brother in law who's even worse
check out www.myspace.com/horribleben especially 'shit criminal'

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

check out www.myspace.com/horribleben especially 'shit criminal'

That's fucking hillarious

 

[Portia]

i know fair play to him he recorded the whole of shit criminal in one take on some fisher price recording equipment. took him 4 hours and about 20 attempts. you can hear the triumph in his voice when he says 'word!' at the end!

 

[TopCat]

Ah Potia the lyrics are interesting, I can't help but picture you in that big dress but with your nos belt singing the song. You must come to London, we will hold a party in your honour.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Whenever I read any of Portia's posts I get an image of a missing character from Little Britain in my head

 

[ohmyliver]

you should try to have roughly the same amount of sylabels (sp, gah I hate Dr Johnson and f-ing dictionary) in each line....

I've heard worse on grime mixes...

like some of JME's early early bars
" so far
I've avoided getting holes in me
like an old sofa"

 

[zog]

what can I say P. Top stuff!

I remember seeing Tystion who were claiming to be gangsta rappers from Carmarthen. I couldn't stop laughing for days. I'm glad you're following in the West Wales tradition.

Don't let the h8ers get to you!

 

[ice-is-forming]

i think that they are great now portia and can only get better, i like the one on yerspace "what are the chances'....keep at it lady

oh, and horrible ben fantastic.

 

[Portia]

thanks icey
whats everyone think of horrible ben then? he is horrible as well you know. he is being a right cunt to my sister at the moment just sponging off her and persistently not getting a job. he is a funny guy though that's how he gets away with it...

 

[mauvais]

You should pen self-deprecating raps about your Urban-detailed adventures, e.g.

Me rhymes are fuckin criminal
Me talent is invisible
A non stop trip on LSD
I fell out of me fuckin tree
I'm in the fuckin party crew
We dunno what to fuckin do
We had a rig, some schoolkids nicked it
They cussed Dave's mum and so we bricked it
We pretended not to give a toss
But they came back and nicked our nos
We were the dopest in Carmarthen
Our ghettoblaster cost a farthing
But now we've nuffin but regret
That we did so much fuckin ket
TIPI VALLEEEEEYYYYYY

 

[The Unseen]

i know fair play to him he recorded the whole of shit criminal in one take on some fisher price recording equipment. took him 4 hours and about 20 attempts. you can hear the triumph in his voice when he says 'word!' at the end!

One take, took 4 hours and 20 attempts....weird!

 

[Portia]

You should pen self-deprecating raps about your Urban-detailed adventures, e.g.

wow

you wrote all that just to take the piss out of me?

i'm flattered

 

[free spirit]

mauvais - 10/10

portia - 3/10 must try harder

 

[Portia]

One take, took 4 hours and 20 attempts....weird!

i mean he had to do it all in one go without making any mistakes, and that took 20 attempts.

 

[Portia]

portia - 3/10 must try harder

ok will do

got any more specific advice?

 

[rekil]

is it really worth getting a rhyming dictionary or is that just a bit lame? sounds like cheating to me

It's just a tool, like an encyclopedia or thesaurus or 15k worth of studio equipment. But tools aren't any use without talent to begin with.

 

[Portia]

there must be websites that do the same thing surely?

found one
http://www.rhymezone.com/

it didn't have any rhymes for carmarthen though.
said it wasn't a proper word

 

[rekil]

there must be websites that do the same thing surely?

found one
http://www.rhymezone.com/

it didn't have any rhymes for carmarthen though.
said it wasn't a proper word

The websites are poo. Zephaniah's one is the best but you can get ok ones for about a fiver.

 

[pk]

I'm fucking subnormal,
more lobotomised than Cornwall,
i'll fuck you and your ABC's,
don't need to spell things properly,
respect the fucking triple C crew,
we don't know what we're meant to do,
cos our rig got nicked, it was fifty grand,
when we tried to get it back they said "get orf moi land!"
I love doing poi and I made a nice dress,
wore it to the party now it's just a fucking mess,
necked a load of K because it makes the beat tighter,
puked up down my front and now I'm three stone lighter,
someone took my nitrous cans and handed them around,
someone told me I'm the laughing stock of my town,
welcome to carmarthen, if you're just a fake hippy,
watch me juggle sticks you'll know I'm just a little dippy,
I'll never get a job, and I'll never go to school,
Coz the Triple C crew are mega-mega kool!

and there's more here www.myspace.com/mzanalytik

poll to follow

I made some subtle adjustments Portia, hope you don't mind.

 

[Portia]

I made some subtle adjustments Portia, hope you don't mind.

i'm not in the triple C crew but nice effort!

 

[mauvais]

wow

you wrote all that just to take the piss out of me?

i'm flattered

Forty days, forty nights, no food, no water, out in the desert, Alba tape deck.

 

[rekil]

What's wrong with Cornwall?

 

[Appassionata]

I made some subtle adjustments Portia, hope you don't mind.

This thread needs to be a sticky.

 

[souljacker]

They cussed Dave's mum and so we bricked it

What's this about my mum? Is someone looking for a slap?

Carmarthen are nuffink

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I is better than Lady Soveriegn coz I spellz it better
No matter where I is at I can read the letter
the letter is spelled correct, I understand
If I was cleverer I'd have a backing band

Carmarthen is a rugby town where yooz get slapped
I only want a job and a home.

That's where I is coming at.


I takes the hard stuff I takes the crack
Me friends all dis me cos they ain't with me flack
But, they have Dad's with connections that leave me broke
I'm as clever as they are with money for toke


I'm gonna get left cos I can't get wiv
It's a choice between the chicken house
or, a choice to live
I choose to live with the cash that enables
Me best mate died at 14 hanging from the gables

Gas or, glue. Not a clue. It's Carmarthen innit.

And, so is you.

 

[chilango]

a hidden gem.

Portia be our friend....

http://www.myspace.com/screamingbeaversdf

 

[Portia]

I'm gonna get left cos I can't get wiv
It's a choice between the chicken house
or, a choice to live
I choose to live with the cash that enables
Me best mate died at 14 hanging from the gables


And, so is you.

my boyfreind's mate died at 15

 

[Balbi]

Does anyone else here remember the So Solid Crew board invasion?

, I recall urban90 also graced us with similar 'mad skillz' orientated posters.

Cor, we used to have some cracking boardwars

 

[Portia]

ok so far 26 people think i'm crap, 7 people think i'm not crap. that's not good. but 18 people think this is a windup, which must mean they think my lyrics aren't that bad, and 4 people think revol68 is a twat, so i'll take that as good too. that adds up to 29.

i wins!

 

[Portia]

, I recall urban90

never heard of it