My dog put his tongue in my mouth - will I die?

[oryx]

Me and my friend's cat accidentally French-kissed a few years ago and I'm still here to tell the tale. Can't vouch for dogs, though.

 

[Dillinger4]

You wont die but you are going to prison. For sure.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Is the dog ok?

 

[T & P]

I expected to come across this kind of threads at the Shagging and Diseases forum, but not here

 

[pigtails]

you won't die but you might be pregnant!!


madpups or pupzones!!

 

[weltweit]

Yes, after this you will die.

Not immediately, but you will I assue you.

And, also the dog will also die.

 

[tufty79]

Yes, after this you will die.

Not immediately, but you will I assue you.

And, also the dog will also die.

are you cursing them?

madz - don't believe him and you'll be fiiiine

 

[pengaleng]

ROFL @ 'tonguechum' I'm gonna start using this phrase in everyday language. love the definition too.

 

[twistedAM]

You may have pups on the way.

 

[Epona]

No, but if you have a strep infection you might have given it to your dog!

 

[Yetman]

I once put a dogs head in my mouth. It was so, so horrible. Not all hairy like you think but wet and salty and sooooo flavoursome

 

[Fumanchu]

I just went for a pee and the dog followed me ( as is his wont). Whilst I was sat on said bog I bent down to give the dog a kiss on the head. At the same time he lifted his head and flicked his tongue in my mouth

In

my

mouth



Am I going to die?

First base

 

[pigtails]

First base

First post? Did you join and immediately search "dog tongueing"?

 

[Epona]

First post? Did you join and immediately search "dog tongueing"?

Given that this is Urban, I'm surprised that the only thing that came up is a 7 year old thread