murdering everyone at work in the head.

[pootle]

I think you'll finding killing in the face is WAY more satisfying.

Oddly for me, I really only want to kill one person in the face at work at the moment. It's our *clients* or watever we're supposed to call them that make me really full of rage.

 

[William of Walworth]

I'd still very much like to murder (hopefully with a very heavy chairleg or something) the former Head of Systems/IT in our Department who actively bullied me for the best part of 4 years in the mid Nineties.

And seriously maim all the management level people (one or two still here) who regularly drank with him in the pub throughout, and (on one occasion) advised me to 'just ignore him' x 20 zillion!!!

Collaborators with bullies/target or victim-blamers are TOTAL CUNTS. No exceptions. Wherever they may be ...
Bullies only get away with what they do through having a claque of cheerleaders.

Trouble is, said psycho (and he WAS! no lie ... ) is in the States now, and I don't fancy lethal injections or life in a Yank prison ...

Just have to comfort myself with having been able to rewrite the bullying and harassment policy (with Union help -- I was a rep at the time) for my place of employment. This was after Psycho left, unfortunately, but I still occasionally think how much the book would have been thrown at him had the policy been operational when still here. Immediate sacking, probably -- threatening people (ie me) with serious violence in the pub definitely became covered by the new policy -- I made sure of that. Union Head Office helped wme with the wording --- UNIONS ARE COOL -- MANAGEMENT ARE TWATS (although to be fair the Personnel people accepted almost all of the new policy with only minor technical objections re exact wording, which we sorted out no probs.)

Biggest regret was only taking six weeks out for distress/depression in 1998. Should have been six months ... over a summer
(but also -- I was REALLY down at the time, although having the woman I fancied insanely at the time going out with my best mate didn't help in the slightest. All that's turned out for the best since though)

Another good thing is that after all that, mere average-level incompetence/pomposity/annoyingness by present colleagues is a doddle to tolerate or deal with

 

[ViolentPanda]

I do agree, but if you'd seen one of those Hi V bananas go through two layers of breeze block, you'd just have to have one for yourself.

Hey, I've used an L1A1 SLR to put a 7.62mm round through a double course of housebricks, you don't need some big-arse piece of kit to do that!

I'm afraid I can't quite understand the modern-day fetish for "bigger" and "more power". Still, I know that .50cal rifles make an awful lot of impotent American men very happy, so I suppose they serve some useful purpose outside of their proper professional role.

 

[big footed fred]

Still like small 9mm semi auto handguns.

Very easy to use in confined spaces and easy to hide as you convince the people in the next office that the last lot were watching a video nasty.

 

[foggypane]

I can recommend the Gepard .50. More accurate than the Barrett .50, and shorter too, a more user friendly rifle all round.

You need to be close. Rifle? No way, rifle.

Way, flamethrower.

 

[ViolentPanda]

You need to be close. Rifle? No way, rifle.

Way, flamethrower.

Nah, some clever fucker'll make a grab for a fire extinguisher and ruin your day.

Up close? Nail gun, you know it makes sense!

 

[Mikey77]

Hey, I started a thread like this a while back and everyone told me it was worrying and I needed an anger management course.

Yeah, I used to have many such fantasies of going in with a machine gun and letting them have it. I left that job anyway, but my colleagues never knew that I had killed them in my fantasies many times over.

 

[big footed fred]

Hey, I started a thread like this a while back and everyone told me it was worrying and I needed an anger management course.

Yeah, I used to have many such fantasies of going in with a machine gun and letting them have it. I left that job anyway, but my colleagues never knew that I had killed them in my fantasies many times over.

I wonder what they had done to you

 

[koroba]

Hey, I started a thread like this a while back and everyone told me it was worrying and I needed an anger management course.

Yeah, I used to have many such fantasies of going in with a machine gun and letting them have it. I left that job anyway, but my colleagues never knew that I had killed them in my fantasies many times over.

Oddly enough, when I used to shoot regularly, I found it strangely relaxing. It may have been the Zen type mind and breath control that is a part of accurate shooting, or it may have been the visualisation of certain individuals faces on the 1500 targets. I always found myself quite calmed after a session on the range.

 

[equationgirl]

When I did research last time, we'd set up Quake over the network, wait till the staff went home (about 4pm, slackers that they were) then change the name of one player to whoever it was was annoying us and shoot the bejesus out of them many times over. Never has the phrase 'Prof R eats Nanny Ogg's pineapple' been so well used (quake would throw up these random phrases after killing someone - pineapple=grenade)

Ach, those were the days

 

[panpete]

Do you think I'd get away with it?

It would make me feel so much better right now.

do you ever have days when you just want to go baserko and stamp on people till their heads pop?

Just imagine how cool that'd be


I am right stressed at this point in time.


*goes of to practice bestist stamp*

What started out for me as a "quick half over the road" in response to what you're on about, turned into a compulsive drinking habit (now under control )

 

[Pingu]

Still like small 9mm semi auto handguns.

Very easy to use in confined spaces and easy to hide as you convince the people in the next office that the last lot were watching a video nasty.

fuck all use if they are the paranoid types and wear body armour though miond you in a building you should be close enough


if you are going to do it... do it properly

get yourself a minigun.

or a spaz

 

[Xanadu]

I'd want a couple of sub machine guns.

 

[likesfish]

russian thermobaric disposable rocketlaunchers a one shot flame thrower thingy if the flame does'nt get them.
although leaving a book on improvised explosive devices in your in tray so your manager see's it worth a laugh. That a disiciplinery matter "so's disgruntled member of staff with access to firearms and military training "
strangely he went sick with stress for some reason

 

[Doctor Carrot]

See and all these do gooders that whine about games like GTA I think games like this are a brilliant way to act out your fantasies without causing actual harm. I think the boys over at Rockstar need to make a game like GTA but in a work environment and call it corporate spy or head hunter or something. Go around doing missions in various places of work and of course have the option of putting the cheats on and just rampaging around the office block .

 

[dylanredefined]

There is something to be said for video game violence .Someone did a research project got stressed office workers to play violent video games or
do relaxation techniques both seemed to help the same .
Having spent a afternoon at work working out exactly how much ammo i would need to kill everyone in the building and which routes to take decided it was time to leave .Actually had a mate who over heard me ranting on about killing someone who was prepared to lend me a pistol ,But, only for shooting one person not a killing spree .
Weapon of choice would have to be rifle and bayonet as some people you wouldnt be satisfed with cutting them in half with automatic fire .You really need to run screaming at them and stab them in the face .

I 'm sure people would be happier after a stressfull day have access to
automatic weapons and just blow the crap out of something .I sure one of the reasons I'm still in the ta is the great toys we get to play with .

 

[Bob_the_lost]

I dunno, a selection of weapons would have to be the way forwards. A cross between Battle royal, Rambo 1st blood and Home alone would be my "flipping out on a killing spree" method of choice.

In a TA unit of 500 we had around one person every two years who flipped out during training...

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Here's an amusing way to vent your anger

Do the boss in

 

[Mikey77]

Oddly enough, when I used to shoot regularly, I found it strangely relaxing. It may have been the Zen type mind and breath control that is a part of accurate shooting, or it may have been the visualisation of certain individuals faces on the 1500 targets. I always found myself quite calmed after a session on the range.

Not me. My body seems to react to the stress of the fantasy. Like when I used to think about beating up this Bastard in marketing who snapped at me because I disturbed his meeting. I always sweat if I imagine a violent fantasy vividly enough. Kind of like getting a hard-on with a sexual fantasy I guess.

 

[foggypane]

Mikey, join the cops tomorrow.