Mr Madz just made me a hatstand!

[quimcunx]

I think it's a lovely hatstand.

And good bench too.

 

[sojourner]

Bet you couldn't do it.

The fact that you can't even see that accurately placed and angled pegs have been inserted into the main stand lead me to believe that you are a philistine when it comes to hatstsnds.

pegs? sure you don't mean branches?

 

[butterfly child]

Cor, wish I was there now (in that sunshine, obs, not in this fucking freezing weather) with a long cold drink in my hand...

Instead of failing to do my assignment

It's due in on Friday, am awaiting a reply to my extension request.. it better fucking hurry up

 

[aqua]

He also makes these. I think we can safely say his woodworking skills can't be called into question by an old harridan such as soj

thats lovely

 

[madzone]

pegs? sure you don't mean branches?

They're not branches - they're indivdual pegs - all cut to my specification

 

[baldrick]

In theory

getting it from cornwall to brum would be a hassle and a half though.

*looks at woodworking courses*

 

[cesare]

Bent wood eh, not that easy even if he's using green wood. Cool chaise longue

 

[moomoo]

Awwww, take no notice of the meanies, it's a lovely hatstand and a beautiful bench and you must be very proud.

I hope you are going to thank him properly for the hatstand.

 

[madzone]

He designed these chairs so that they were of a size to be able to go through parcel post Don't know if they still can




He's quite clever.

For a farmer

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Publicity photos

Well wouldn't a better publicity shot have been of you lying there naked whilst Mr Madz fed you grapes?

 

[sojourner]

They're not branches - they're indivdual pegs - all cut to my specification

*snigger*


prove it

 

[madzone]

Well wouldn't a better publicity shot have been of you lying there naked whilst Mr Madz fed you grapes?

You haven't met me have you?

 

[madzone]

*snigger*


prove it

http://imageshack.us

Of course to an 'untrained' and unappreciative eye this may just look like a branch. However, anyone with even the most basic of woodwork skills can see that this is a finely crafted join of two totally separate pieces of tree

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You haven't met me have you?

Are you skinny and gorgeous?

 

[madzone]

Are you skinny and gorgeous?

*nods vigorously*

Yes! Yes I am

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*nods vigorously*

Yes! Yes I am

You'd be no good then. Are they normally well rounded ugly women you see in all those old paintings?

 

[mrsfran]

Mr Madz got talent

 

[London_Calling]

Call it a 'bag stand' and you have a whole new marketing angle of your own!

Def more relevant to modern ways . . .

 

[sojourner]

http://imageshack.us

Of course to an 'untrained' and unappreciative eye this may just look like a branch. However, anyone with even the most basic of woodwork skills can see that this is a finely crafted join of two totally separate pieces of tree

It's a braaaaaanch!!! give over!

 

[madzone]

*studiously ignores the peasant*

I've been trying to get him to combine our work for about 2 years now. For some reason he never gets off his arse to do it. I have a design in mind that if he made it, I could make cushions and covers for it. I reckon we could sell them for quids - or we could if people weren't shitting themselves about a recession

 

[dodgepot]

It's a braaaaaanch!!! give over!

it's quite obviously *not* a branch, you twerp.

 

[madzone]

it's quite obviously *not* a branch, you twerp.

She's just jealous cos no-one has ever made her a hatstand

 

[wtfftw]

it's quite obviously *not* a branch, you twerp.

I do like the various chairs. I'd be worried about breaking them though.

 

[madzone]

I do like the various chairs. I'd be worried about breaking them though.

They're not in the least bit fragile. We've got a big one in the kitchen - had it for years with various kids, cats, dogs clambering on it. They're also deceptively comfy - specially with a sheepskin on them

 

[moomoo]

They're not in the least bit fragile. We've got a big one in the kitchen - had it for years with various kids, cats, dogs clambering on it. They're also deceptively comfy - specially with a sheepskin on them

Oh, now I get it!


SPAM/BIN/BAN/WHATEVER.

 

[aqua]

I want one of the chairs
but have no room

 

[cesare]

I want one of the chairs

Me too

 

[moomoo]

I want one of the chairs
but have no room

Can't bees live in the shed?

 

[sojourner]

it's quite obviously *not* a branch, you twerp.

Don't get in the way of me winding her up sunshine

Or I'll tell milesy on you

 

[Funky_monks]

I likes that hatstand,

but I likes the chairs better.