KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
As the owner of a car that does 50mph flat out when fully loaded I normally avoid the motorways but when I do use the motorway I make sure I observe proper lane disipline for safety reasons.
sojourner said:Oi!
I drive in hats! Sometimes. When I go shopping and haven't washed me hair and look like a bogbrush

KeyboardJockey said:What is this middle lane of which you all speak?![]()
Can't be fucking arsed at the weekendPingu said:wash yer hair then... problem solved
or beecome a racing driver, which tbh would be much cooler

spitfire said:It's the one to the left in between us and the lorries

I can't be arsed to read all this rubbish, but:
1. The slow lane tends to be full of trucks / grannies doing 50-60. I want to do 70 or so. I use the middle lane to get past them before pulling back in, but still get hassle

I must be having a slow day today because of the drugs, so please explain it to me. You were the guy taking pops at me personally, how was I being hypocritical ?Spion said:LOLYou're funny and supremely hypocritical with it
Maybe if you took time to understand why they have to do it, you wouldn't be so irritated by it.aylee said:My other pet hatred is lorries being allowed to overtake each other, causing massive queues to build up while they crawl past.
This is so boring. Go and read the exchange, from your first response, which ends with 'you're a cunt'.Radar said:I must be having a slow day today because of the drugs, so please explain it to me. You were the guy taking pops at me personally, how was I being hypocritical ?
Quite. And if lanes 1 and 3 are clear (which was the scenario of *yours* to which I was responding) I just overtake them. It's not difficult and with a normal sized car I don't need two lanes to do it in.Radar said:If you sit in L2, it means anyone traveling faster than you can only use L3.
If you sit in L1, it means anyone traveling faster than you can use L2 and L3.
Bloody hell, it's not that difficult.
Plonker. That's referring to the fucking driver in L2, not you.Spion said:This is so boring. Go and read the exchange, from your first response, which ends with 'you're a cunt'.

I don't tend to go driving less than 24 hours after surgery with an open 3cm incision in my groin. So I was already fucked off.Spion said:Jeez, if you get this stressed and sweary on a board, Christ knows what you're like on the road
You need to be more careful with your cunts, mateRadar said:Plonker. That's referring to the fucking driver in L2, not you.
Christ, what a narcissist![]()
I'm sorry, who were you saying was self obsessed?Radar said:I don't tend to go driving less than 24 hours after surgery with an open 3cm incision in my groin. So I was already fucked off.
Try it yourself.. you might be too.
Eh, you accused me of being stressed and sweary. I was showing why that may be the case.Spion said:I'm sorry, who were you saying was self obsessed?
LOLRadar said:Do you have to work to be such a prick or does it come naturally ?
but you can see that by forcing people to only be able to overtake you in lane 3 you're impacting on those drivers safety? ie the crash barrier is fucking hard if you hit it.Spion said:And if lanes 1 and 3 are clear (which was the scenario of *yours* to which I was responding) I just overtake them. It's not difficult and with a normal sized car I don't need two lanes to do it in.
sojourner said:What I hate is being stuck behind someone in a VERY fast car, and they won't get out of my way
Yeah, yeah, I've not said I do that. I've said that if I come across someone doing it, I just overtake. I mean, what are you going to do about it on the road? Nothing, or go up behind them flashing headlights? If the road's clear on the overtaking side it's no problem.aqua said:but you can see that by forcing people to only be able to overtake you in lane 3 you're impacting on those drivers safety? ie the crash barrier is fucking hard if you hit it.
If you stayed in lane 1, then the overtaker have l2 to over take in and l3 as a space between the car and the barrier, just as the hard shoulder is a space between you and the edge
chio said:Why are the roads in this country such aggressive places anyway?
Pingu said:make all motorways 4 laners.. that will fuck the middle lane hoggers up
with land mines...

Spion said:Chill dude, go have a wank or something, ferchristssake
I avoid it like the plague! 
chio said:Why are the roads in this country such aggressive places anyway?

Griff said:Because of people who sit in the middle lane doing 65 mph when the inside lane is empty.![]()
Lane discipline is far, far better when you cross the Channel. People use motorways properly in France, Belgium and especially Germany.![]()

Pingu said:true mind you in germany you could have someone comming up behind you at mach 3.
