Motivate Me To Get Back In Shape

[Dillinger4]

That's offensive to cunts.

 

[Sadken]

Yelkcub, have you fucking got in shape yet or what, you fucking twathouse? I fucking told you fucking 17 odd minutes ago - what the fuck are you waiting for, you absolute shower of fucking shit?!

 

[Sadken]

Come on! Cunt!

 

[Upchuck]

I hope a burger in one hand and chips in the other aren't preventing him from typing....

 

[Dillinger4]

Just fucking do something, you fucking shithole.

 

[Dillinger4]

Look at yourself, you lazy fuck. Sitting there, reading this. Go and do a fucking starjump or something.

 

[Sadken]

Fucking sort it! PRICK!!! Lazy piece of shit!

See this?

That's you, in six months, if you cut ALL carbs out of your diet and work out for 4 hours a day, every day. YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF!!!!

 

[Sadken]

Are you fit yet, you fucking dildo?

 

[Yelkcub]

Sorry folks - I was in the pub!

 

[Sadken]

Die!

 

[Dillinger4]

You make me fucking sick.

 

[Upchuck]

Did you have a bag of crisps with your lager?

 

[Sadken]

Did you have a bag of crisps with your lager?

He never stops at one!

 

[Upchuck]

Well you never get fit slobbing in the pub stuffing your gob with fatty crisps. Have some respect for yourself man! Go for a run ffs.

 

[Yelkcub]

Gym tonight, football training tomorrow night. Officially on the wagon from right now!

Watch out, I'm gonna be in shape!

 

[DotCommunist]

Gym tonight, football training tomorrow night. Officially on the wagon from right now!

Watch out, I'm gonna be in shape!

the shape of an oval, yeah!

EXERCISE NOW YOU STAIN ON THE TOILET BOWL OF HUMANITY!

 

[Sadken]

Gym tonight, football training tomorrow night. Officially on the wagon from right now!

Watch out, I'm gonna be in shape!

What, are you getting a lift on your mate's wagon down to the pie shop or something? Or do you just get them delivered and you're actually sat on a massive wagon wheel right now, which you are eating your way through to set a new world record for being the fattest, laziest, most unfit cunt in the world?

 

[Yelkcub]

I am now suffiently motivated. Thank you.

On next weeks epsiode: Tell Me To Keep Up The Good Work

 

[Sadken]

Not a problem, I really enjoyed myself

 

[Yelkcub]

Not a problem, I really enjoyed myself

I'd noted that.

(We can have a FunClub night where everyone just gets to shout abuse at me - it appeared popular here)

 

[Sadken]

We can almost certainly arrange it. If it's round yours and I get the big boy's chair.

 

[DotCommunist]

only if there is punch and pie

 

[Sadken]

More people will come if they think we have punch and pie.

 

[Dillinger4]

Did somebody mention punch & pie?

 

[Yelkcub]

Ran myself into the ground at football training last night. Playing in a five-a-side league on Thursday night.

Oh, and then chucking myself out of plane on Saturday - is that exercise?

 

[mrs quoad]

Ran myself into the ground at football training last night. Playing in a five-a-side league on Thursday night.

Yay!

Oh, and then chucking myself out of plane on Saturday - is that exercise?

No, it's bragging. Technically

Now fuck off, and get a decent bike. There's a dear

 

[Yelkcub]

Yay!



No, it's bragging. Technically

Now fuck off, and get a decent bike. There's a dear

Not sure if I'll have time to cycle when now I'll be back to playing football on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

 

[mrs quoad]

Not sure if I'll have time to cycle when now I'll be back to playing football on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

Hi

Welcome to Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays

 

[Yelkcub]

Hi

Welcome to Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays

I'm up at 5.15 most mornings and in rarely home from the office before 7 - when would like me to eat and sleep mate?

 

[mrs quoad]

I went out to the pub and came home at 12 and went to bed.

*cough*