Motivate Me To Get Back In Shape

[sheothebudworths]

hmmmm I need to ride my bike. It scares me though.

Yeah I'd really like a bike but I'm too scared to ride one, too.

 

[Yelkcub]

lol no


'gym partner' what do you think I am stupid?!

You besmirch me madam! I bite my thumb at you!

 

[Callie]

I can't do straight lines and youre not supposed to cycle on the pavement so I expect I'd end up under a bus. BUT I rekcon if I got up at 0430 everyday the roads would be clear enough for a slightly less deadly cycle. BUT I like my bed.

 

[Ceej]

*looks at self*

*decides its better to stay quiet*

Ditto. Glass houses and all that.

 

[Yelkcub]

mmm...need to get some lunch. Pub has wifi.....

 

[sheothebudworths]

....and pub lunches...

 

[sheothebudworths]

...and beer, obviously....

 

[sheothebudworths]

....and comfy chairs.

 

[stupid dogbot]

I have to say, I'm starting to feel more and more inclined to just say "fuck it" and let myself get fat.

 

[Threshers_Flail]

I'm going to the gym right now, first time in two weeks though. I'm not fat, I just go to tone up.

 

[Yelkcub]

....and comfy chairs.

And chilli crisps.

Cheers! *slurps lager*

 

[Callie]

hehe Youre doing well yelkcub, doing well

 

[Yelkcub]

hehe Youre doing well yelkcub, doing well

Fuck it. To be honest (with myself and the world) my main motivation to get back in shape is being single again. And delving back into all that shit can wait a week or two. I'll be football training twice a week and playing on Saturdays so I'll shape up soon enough.

Thai Green Curry is a superfood right?

 

[Callie]

Oh yes, very good for you. Lots of vegetables in it.

Maybe youre answering your own conundrum there - single, excercise I think you do just need to find a willing 'gym partner' to help you on your way

 

[Yelkcub]

Oh yes, very good for you. Lots of vegetables in it.

Maybe youre answering your own conundrum there - single, excercise I think you do just need to find a willing 'gym partner' to help you on your way

Has 'gym partner' ever actually meant 'fuck-buddy' or we creating a euphemism right here and now on this here thread?

But yeah lots of casual sex will probably ensue shortly and be loosely classed as exercise

 

[Yelkcub]

Pint no. 4 coming. What next? Pills, cocaine?

 

[Callie]

maybe doing a little too well there !

 

[Yelkcub]

maybe doing a little too well there !

Perhaps.

 

[Epico]

5 more pints, and then a kebab.

 

[Bakunin]

Pre-season (football) has started and I'm probably as unfit as I've ever been. I'm working from home today so I can go to the gym, but it bores the life out of me.

Tell me to go! Call me a bloater! Tell me, at 35, it's now or never....

We could send this bloke round:

 

[Diamond]

On yer bike.


(t&c: purchase of aforementioned bicycle and sundry accessories may be required.)

 

[mrs quoad]

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=298397

 

[Treacle Toes]

Eating Macdonalds for breakfast will not help you get back into shape.

 

[Yelkcub]

Eating Macdonalds for breakfast will not help you get back into shape.

I am entirely aware of this

 

[oddworld]

I need to get back into shape, where do you live??

 

[Upchuck]

So......what kind of start did you get off to today?

 

[Dillinger4]

Do some exercise you fat cunt.

 

[mrs quoad]

Do some exercise you fat cunt.

Oi!

Behave.

Less of the fattism!

The PC version is:

Do some exercise you cunt.

 

[Dillinger4]

Stop editing me.

 

[Sadken]

Fucking get back in shape, you lazy fucking cunt.

That do anything for you?