The former Premiership manager Dave Bassett, who found "fame" in the 90s with the likes of Sheffield United, Crystal Palace and Barnsley - a back catalogue that, you might think, should curtail his forthrightness - has already declared himself, his wife, and everybody he knows in football "totally against it". He says he will be changing channels when Oatley's voice comes on air because in order to commentate "you must have an understanding of the game and tactics, and in order to do that you need to have played the game". He has clearly neglected the popular advice that in order to express an opinion it is always a good idea to know what you are talking about - for Oatley was a keen amateur footballer until the age of 27, when she was stretchered off the pitch with a dislocated kneecap and ruptured ligaments. (If nothing else, she clearly liked to get stuck in.)