Most Mediocre British Sportsperson Ever

[butchersapron]

Clevedon scum David Bryant. World champion many times but brain hatingly mediocre.

 

[Maggot]

Lewis Hamilton.

Yes, he is fucking amazing in a car at a stupidly young age. At the same time his vapid stare and seemingly non existent personality deserves a mention here.

They don't make him mediocre though.

 

[Maggot]

Just thinking about the title of this thread. You can be the best or the worst at something, but how can you be the most mediocre?

 

[jugularvein]

adrian moorhouse

 

[Dr. Furface]

Sue Barker then, you can't argue with that, shirley

You mean the Sue Barker that won the French Open and was a semi-finalist at Wimbledon and the Australian Open (twice), as well as winning numerous other singles and doubles titles?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Ashley Giles

 

[Refused as fuck]

Mark Bright

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Ashley Giles

.... he suffers from piles!

Tim Henman for me - I know he was 4th in the world at one point but look at the man, he screams mediocrity!

 

[bendeus]

Will Carling

Funniest rugby video evah

 

[bendeus]

Oh. And Alex Bogdanovic (Sp.?). A stand out mediocrity in the sea of mediocrity that is British tennis. Why does anybody waste money in training him? Why doesn't he get a proper job? Why does he bother to enter competitions?

 

[skyscraper101]

David Coulthard

It grates me everytime the ITV sports lot talk him up as 'DC' the man who can, but never has luck on his side. No, he's just mediocre - thats all chaps.

 

[bendeus]

He's made a serious wodge of cash from his long stint at the helm of motor racing mediocrity, mind. And managed to have some extremely attractive partners in spite of his weird gerbil cheeks.

 

[bendeus]

Look! Mediocre, gerbil-cheeked lothario, David 'DC' Coulthard

 

[Kenny Vermouth]

Nasser Hussain

 

[Sadken]

Have we had Andy Sinton?

 

[tommers]

Look! Mediocre, gerbil-cheeked lothario, David 'DC' Coulthard

what's that on her face?

 

[isitme]

Funniest rugby video evah

LOOOOZER!!!

 

[Deareg]

what about nasseem hamed? loads of skill, courage, and a natural showman until he fought someone who could actually hit him back, then he shit himself and never got back in the ring

 

[tom_craggs]

Johnny Herbert, Audley Harrison, Phil Neville, Carlton Palmer.

Question is an odd one so gone for the people who were considered to be good enough to represent Britain or England in some shape or form but were essentially mediocre...

 

[bendeus]

LOOOOZER!!!

Fucking priceless, no?

 

[Andy the Don]

I cannot believe that sports persons like Daley Thompson - 2 Olympic Golds, Torvill and Dean - Gold at Sarajevo 1984 and Will Carling - England captain 3 grand slams are being called mediocre. When we could have such mediocre non-entities as Phil Tuffnell (nice, really lovely guy but not a test cricketer), Kenny Samson and Mark Hately..

 

[bendeus]

Aye, even the much-lambasted Ornery Harrison has an olympic gold.

And agreed, Will Carling was a fucking good rugby player and (said through gritted, Taffy teeth).

 

[toblerone3]

Just thinking about the title of this thread. You can be the best or the worst at something, but how can you be the most mediocre?

Until someone can come up with a good answer to this, the rest of this thread is meaningless.

 

[isitme]

Until someone can come up with a good answer to this, the rest of this thread is meaningless.

Cos it's a bit of fun, an excuse to laugh at sportspeople who we don't like

 

[jugularvein]

my mention of adrian moorhouse didn't even get a response. that's how mediocre he is.

ADD - scrap that he won a gold medal

 

[Maggot]

Cos it's a bit of fun, an excuse to laugh at sportspeople who we don't like

A chance to show your prejudices (or is that prejudii?)

 

[isitme]

A chance to show your prejudices (or is that prejudii?)

I'm not prejudiced. I have exactly the same opinion about everyone on he planet

 

[isitme]

or indeed the galaxy!!

 

[Badgers]

Barry Sheene?
Steve Redgrave?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Look! Mediocre, gerbil-cheeked lothario, David 'DC' Coulthard

I don't like his chin - it is too...chinly and chinsome. I find it scary