Most Mediocre British Sportsperson Ever

[the button]

"Last night was my birthday and my husband said he was going to treat me like a princess. True to his word he got pissed and then drove into a tunnel at 125mph with me in the back"

 

[badlands]

ladies and gentleman.

I bring you the one and only.

The legend that is.

Winston Burnett.

A boxer who notched up an incredible 98 defeats between 1980 and 1994.

He did win 20 tho.

So he is thus.

Mediocre.

 

[steveo87]

He doesn't even have a wikipedia article written about him!!!

U75 does!!!!


We don't wallow in the world of mediocrity!!!!

 

[badlands]

He doesn't even have a wikipedia article written about him!!!

U75 does!!!!


We don't wallow in the world of mediocrity!!!!

Please someone write a script about Winston.

Raise him up to the legendary status he deserves.

 

[steveo87]

Please someone write a script about Winston.

Raise him up to the legendary status he deserves.

Yu should put up what you wrote on here, its simple straight to the point and it will stay wuth me for ever.....

 

[JTG]

Graham Gooch

fucking hell

Only one of the greatest opening bats ever

 

[strung out]

Greg Rusedski should get a mention, because he became British just to enhance his mediocrity.

the former world number 1?

 

[bi0boy]

Kris Akabusi
David Coulthard
Robert Croft

 

[JTG]

Kris Akabusi

do you mean the one who won three Olympic medals and golds at World, Commonwealth and Olympic level?

or a different Kriss Akabusi?

 

[bi0boy]

How many Olympic golds did he get again?

Any fucker can run a relay, if you're mediocre you have a good chance one or more of your team mates will put the effort in. He obviously couldn't quite escape his mediocrity enough to have a go on his own.

 

[JTG]

How many Olympic golds did he get again?

Any fucker can run a relay, if you're mediocre you have a good chance one or more of your team mates will put the effort in. He obviously couldn't quite escape his mediocrity enough to have a go on his own.

mediocre enough to win an Olympic Bronze medal at 400m hurdles at the age of 33

dunno why I'm replying tbh, the above comment is utterly nonsensical. He was a world champion in a team which knocked the US relay team off their perch for the first time in years.

 

[bi0boy]

mediocre enough to win an Olympic Bronze medal at 400m hurdles at the age of 33

dunno why I'm replying tbh, the above comment is utterly nonsensical. He was a world champion in a team which knocked the US relay team off their perch for the first time in years.

That's why he's mediocre and not shit.

 

[JTG]

so mediocre means means winning several medals at world class standard.

thank you for that

 

[isitme]

Everyone shout out twat spoertspeople and see if JTG knows what they won

Emlyn Hughes!

 

[badlands]

Andrew Castle.

Mediocre in every single aspect.

 

[internetstalker]

Chris Woods

bollox

 

[internetstalker]

Yes, he only managed 4th in the world. I mean, that's not even a bronze medal for fuck's sake...

yeah, i know!

no bronze medal to go with all the grand slams he won!

 

[internetstalker]

Daley Thompson,

blaspheme

 

[badlands]

Dusty Hare

 

[internetstalker]

...I also nominate David Beckham because i want to and also because he's up his own arse and i'm sick of seeing the airhead

Sebastian Coe...just because

please leave this thread!

 

[internetstalker]

Audley Harrison

does he even class as a sportsman?

 

[badlands]

Peter Marinello

 

[butchersapron]

does he even class as a sportsman?

Sportslady i think.

 

[internetstalker]

Sportslady i think.

did you see his/her last fight?

wouldn't class that as sport

 

[the button]

Peter Such.

 

[Annierak]

please leave this thread!

No


Eric Bristow

 

[alsoknownas]

Yu should put up what you wrote on here, its simple straight to the point and it will stay wuth me for ever.....

Original research innit

 

[internetstalker]

No


Eric Bristow

*arranges for Annie to be "hit"*

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Lewis Hamilton.

Yes, he is fucking amazing in a car at a stupidly young age. At the same time his vapid stare and seemingly non existent personality deserves a mention here.

 

[Annierak]

*arranges for Annie to be "hit"*

Sue Barker then, you can't argue with that, shirley