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Most Haunted Live: Disembodied 'Wheezy laugh' conclusive proof of ghosts!

Whilst anyone be watching the reapeat from the one on tuesday tonight. Was the best yet shipmates.

Why are there never any pirate ghosts? :confused: :(
 
Groucho said:
Yvette and Derek have now entered the morgue full of bats. They are calling on 'Geoffrey' to show himself....

However, the show quickly passed on by Derek's communication with the ghost of a man who crashed his Mustang plane in the 1940s in a well recorded incident. Trouble is he survived and went to live to a ripe old age.
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It's not for nothing that my wife and I refer to Derek's ghostly companion as 'Sham'.
 
My spirit guide, Fat Baz, tells me that tonights episode will see Yvette scream at a sudden noise (like a bonk), "sorry, I don't know what has come over me" "It wasn't me" Karl. "No, it was most certainly a ghostly bonk." Derek.

Derek will make contact with at least two spirits strangely without surnames.

Karl will go off on his own and something will move spookily. :eek:

Oh, and there will be an orb or two.
 
Groucho said:
My spirit guide, Fat Baz, tells me that tonights episode will see Yvette scream at a sudden noise (like a bonk), "sorry, I don't know what has come over me" "It wasn't me" Karl. "No, it was most certainly a ghostly bonk." Derek.

Derek will make contact with at least two spirits strangely without surnames.

Karl will go off on his own and something will move spookily. :eek:

Oh, and there will be an orb or two.
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Well we know if your spirit guide is a Sam or Sham soon enough. ;)
 
Psychic Derek Acora confused by paranormal bed...

Norman the ghost is strangely attached to his earthly bed. It is not Norman (no surname) who has been levitating the bed but Lord Oxenbridge.

Cairan's experiment with the mirror is supposed to invoke a manifestation of a horrific entity. This very thing happens every time I look in the mirror, but for some reason for Cairan it doesn't work.

Meanwhile...Fat Baz says the best is still to come...
 
Random factoid about Sham and Durrick: They originally met in Durrick's first life when he was a small boy living in a rather violent village in Africa somewhere. Sham was corporeal then too, and his name was Masumai. Masumai saved Durrick (can't remember what his name was then) from some rather nasty rampaging tribal thing (the burning and raping and pillaging stuff that invariably goes on in such savage prehistoric times). Masumai had 'the gift'. Then they both died. Nice.

Years later, Durrick is reincarnated into, well, Durrick, and finds he has a spirit guide, named Sham, and instantly recognises him as his old matey Masumai. He is curious as to why Masumai has changed his name to Sham, and the only explaination he gives has something to do with racial profiling or something.
 
That bloody table...

...moved :eek:

Table tipping team tempt timid spook to..er ..tip table. Unfortunately the bottom of the table wasn't on camera :rolleyes:

Ghostly footsteps were recorded.

The energies from the bed 'crossed over' says poor Derek, so it made his utterences appear as if he had confused two ghostly tales and merged them, when in fact it was just the psychic vibrations getting a crossed line.

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Groucho said:
My spirit guide, Fat Baz, tells me that tonights episode will see Derek will make contact with at least two spirits whose messages will cross over and confuse everything.

A monitor will film something move spookily and a table will tilt. :eek:
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Ha! Move over Derek Acora. Psychic Groucho claims his prize!
 
I thought Dereks walkabout was very accurate, much better than normal. But apart from that it was a yawn-fest. :o :o :o

I'm using the embarrassed smiley to look like a yawn.
 
Derek's vibrations in the bedroom embarrass woman.

i_hate_beckham said:
I thought Dereks walkabout was very accurate, much better than normal. But apart from that it was a yawn-fest. :o :o :o

I'm using the embarrassed smiley to look like a yawn.
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Kind of accurate...

The woman who worked at the place looked sooo embarrassed in the bedroom when Derek articulated his psychic vibrations.
Yvette: "Does that make sense to you?" Woman :o "Well, yes, but, er," (considers whether she should say it) "you have confused two ghost stories and have kind of merged them together." :o
Derek "Oh, er, well that's the vibrations you see."
 
On the live Most Haunted when they were looking for Dick Turpin's ghost, Derek was "possesed" by Turpin's wife Mary. Derek then started shouting "Mary loves Dick" over and over. Even yvette couldn't keep a straight face. It's one for TV's Naughiest Blunders I think!
 
The rather half-hearted mexican wave around the table they were all doing to "prove" it wasnt them tipping the table was rather funny.
 
i_hate_beckham said:
Any predictions for tonights episode?
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Bollocks! I missed it.

My Spirit guide, Fat Baz, tells me we are in for a treat in the live Halloween edition though. Derek will become possessed by a friendly but amorous ghost who will declare a passionate desire for Yvette, and Karl will punch him (Derek, not the ghost) on the nose.

A candle will blow out. :eek:

There will be an orb.

And the team will do a sceance.
 
This weeks one was a load of old bollocks. I'm convinced they only went over there to replenish their 'supplies' ;) ......Dirk played a blinder with the washing machines and the 'boom booming' of the bombers :rolleyes: , also I think they are wasting too much time on the table tiping/tilting...it's getting boring now, I want to see a ghost, not a wobbly table!.

Roll on halloween :D .
 
Groucho said:
Most Haunted Live second night on Living TV. Stormy weather. Most Haunted tent studio leaks and has to be evacuated (spooky). Home viewers report a long white streak in the shower room spotted on the webcam. Derek Acora, medium, makes contact with Norwegian ghost who shouts Rhubarb Rhubarb! (I wondered if it was just Derek making psychic contact with me because that is exactly what I was thinking).

And then... :eek: is heard a series of knocks :eek: and then....a disembodied 'wheezy laugh' :eek:

Quality TV!!!
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Groucho! Harpo. Did you ever join that club?
 
Siouxsie said:
This weeks one was a load of old bollocks. I'm convinced they only went over there to replenish their 'supplies' ;) ......Dirk played a blinder with the washing machines and the 'boom booming' of the bombers :rolleyes: , also I think they are wasting too much time on the table tiping/tilting...it's getting boring now, I want to see a ghost, not a wobbly table!.

Roll on halloween :D .
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Table tipping is fucking crap was good one time and now its shit.

I forgot what happened this week as i was so drunk when i watched it. I'll have to check out the repeat tomorrow.
 
What like?.....Yvette being attacked by a flying, bent spoon! :D .

Personally, I think mild mannered Richard will smack Uri in the mouth and claim he was possessed :eek: .
 
I've never bin a fan of MHL - tis too hammy for me (yeah, like the weekly show is 'professional' :rolleyes: )

I agree that this table tipping bollocks is, er, bollocks. This series has been sadly lacking. Bring back the barrels and Yvvies dirty little potty mouth I say...
 
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