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Most Haunted Live: Disembodied 'Wheezy laugh' conclusive proof of ghosts!

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Groucho

Wrapped in plastic
Most Haunted Live second night on Living TV. Stormy weather. Most Haunted tent studio leaks and has to be evacuated (spooky). Home viewers report a long white streak in the shower room spotted on the webcam. Derek Acora, medium, makes contact with Norwegian ghost who shouts Rhubarb Rhubarb! (I wondered if it was just Derek making psychic contact with me because that is exactly what I was thinking).

And then... :eek: is heard a series of knocks :eek: and then....a disembodied 'wheezy laugh' :eek:

Quality TV!!!
 
Oh dear :rolleyes: :p

ya daft sod! When you having that 'most haunted' party anyway?
 
Epona said:
Oh dear :rolleyes: :p

ya daft sod! When you having that 'most haunted' party anyway?
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Halloweeeeen :eek:

Wouldn't have gone well this weekend because there is a dark moon tonight and Uranus is sitting in Pisces. Apparently. :D
 
Groucho said:
Halloweeeeen :eek:

Wouldn't have gone well this weekend because there is a dark moon tonight and Uranus is sitting in Pisces. Apparently. :D
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Well it could be worse - I mean you wouldn't want pisces sitting in.....

er......

*gets coat*
 
Yvette and Derek have now entered the morgue full of bats. They are calling on 'Geoffrey' to show himself....

However, the show quickly passed on by Derek's communication with the ghost of a man who crashed his Mustang plane in the 1940s in a well recorded incident. Trouble is he survived and went to live to a ripe old age.
 
The Glass ran around the table...

The glass moved. There were fingers on the glass, but never mind the fingers, the glass moved. Derek made contact with the ghostly Bingo and Bingo made Yvette's legs go cold. And the glass moved. The bottles rattled in the cellar. They called upon a spirit to make a sound and a disembodied voice was heard and recorded saying 'No' ! :D

Someone saw a shadow.

The glass moved. :eek:

Could there be any unbelievers left after tonight's MHL??
 
"Did you feel that? Phwoar." - Yvette Fielding's legs touched by spirit

Spirit footsteps were recorded.

The table began to spin and whiz around the wooden floor, dancing. It was the spirit McPherson pushing the table (on wheels) Derek tells us. The table moved, there were four pairs of hands on the table but never mind that, the table moved. Conclusive proof agree the team and the studio audience of a spirit presence. Take that you meddlesome sceptics! :eek:
 
Or the mysterious rolling barrrel :eek:
Or the ghost who had Derek reciting despicable things of a sexual nature that he (the ghost) wanted to do to Yvette! :o
 
Groucho, you really need to get away from the telly you know, you'll be telling us your house is haunted next :eek: :p

PS. Check out the pool thread in the community forum - as long as you don't mind losing again that is :p :D :D
 
Epona said:
Groucho, you really need to get away from the telly you know, you'll be telling us your house is haunted next :eek: :p

PS. Check out the pool thread in the community forum - as long as you don't mind losing again that is :p :D :
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As a good Marxist I do not believe in ghosts. This was reaffirmed for me during a seance where we contacted Karl Marx who snapped "Everything I said has proved to be correct, especially the bits about materialism and religion." He said all that via a moving glass.

As for my house - I think I have frightened my ghost away with excessive masturbation :(
 
i_hate_beckham said:
Last nights episode was fantastic with all the knocking and a real ghost filmed through the window. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Yes, it was a real ghost. Not a reflection at all. And certainly not a person because the Most Haunted team verified after that no-one was outside at the time. I presume that to do this they interviewed everyone in a five mile radius... :eek:
 
That 'psychic artist'- more like piss artist,Brian whateverthefuckhisnameis, was really getting on my nerves, wtf was he doing waving his arms around all the time shouting Geoffrey LOST!! :rolleyes: , the last couple of live ones he's just sat there quietly sketching away, this weekend he went beserk :eek: . I was hoping Derek was going to smack him one......you could see everyone getting annoyed by him, spookily after they came back from the break Brian whateverthefuckisnameis had mysteriously disappeared :eek:

I did enjoy this weeks normal one.
 
Groucho said:
Yes, it was a real ghost. Not a reflection at all. And certainly not a person because the Most Haunted team verified after that no-one was outside at the time. I presume that to do this they interviewed everyone in a five mile radius... :eek:
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I was being sarcastic. I forgot its hard to tell on the net.


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: at self.
 
Groucho, ohmygod I love you!

Most Haunted was my favorite show ever when I lived in the UK. I miss it so. Do you remember Derek Acorah was at that one place (was it the one with the evil innkeepers who boiled people alive and took their money?) and he channeled the spirit who kept saying "Jarmon...Jaaar-mon"

I don't know, it makes me laugh out loud even now when I think about it.

OOh and the one where they were in the old prison and they put the cross on the peice of paper and filmed it and it moved?

I'm so sad that I've missed this one you're talking about. :(
 
Oh God, so I'm not the only one then. Good.

Did anyone see the one in the disused tube station where Derek got very excited as Sam had just revealed the existence of a strange race of beings known as the Subterraneans?

"They bend over! Like rats! They grunt! There's a small country of them down here! They have hair - hair - on - certain parts of their bodies!"

Sadly the Subterraneans failed to show up that night. I was very disappointed. Perhaps Sam was taking the piss.
 
LJo said:
Oh God, so I'm not the only one then. Good.

Did anyone see the one in the disused tube station where Derek got very excited as Sam had just revealed the existence of a strange race of beings known as the Subterraneans?

"They bend over! Like rats! They grunt! There's a small country of them down here! They have hair - hair - on - certain parts of their bodies!"

Sadly the Subterraneans failed to show up that night. I was very disappointed. Perhaps Sam was taking the piss.
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Derek: If we hear scuttling it will be them trying to communicate.

Yvette in her most patronising voice: No it wont Derek. It will be just the rats.

:D :D
 
Siouxsie said:
That 'psychic artist'- more like piss artist,Brian whateverthefuckhisnameis, was really getting on my nerves, wtf was he doing waving his arms around all the time shouting Geoffrey LOST!! :rolleyes: , the last couple of live ones he's just sat there quietly sketching away, this weekend he went beserk :eek: . I was hoping Derek was going to smack him one......you could see everyone getting annoyed by him, spookily after they came back from the break Brian whateverthefuckisnameis had mysteriously disappeared :eek:

I did enjoy this weeks normal one.
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I thought Brian was making his bid for fame and attempting 'to do a Derek.' However, his acting was appalling. Remeniscent of the dance scene from The Office. Derek et al looking on embarrrassed 'when is the man going to stop??'

He probably went off for a well earned rest.
 
...blah!

Groucho said:
Most Haunted Live second night on Living TV. Stormy weather. Most Haunted tent studio leaks and has to be evacuated (spooky). Home viewers report a long white streak in the shower room spotted on the webcam. Derek Acora, medium, makes contact with Norwegian ghost who shouts Rhubarb Rhubarb! (I wondered if it was just Derek making psychic contact with me because that is exactly what I was thinking).
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total and utter bollocks. :p ...i happen to speak norwegian,and i can assure you there's no such word as "rhubarb" in that language,what your (bogus) "ghostie" SHOULD have shouted,would be: ..." rabarbra, rabarbra!" :mad: ..so there! fess up,who did it? the camera crew,of course.... blah....*mumble mumble* bloody hoaxes.... :rolleyes: :D
 
maya said:
total and utter bollocks. ...i happen to speak norwegian,and i can assure you there's no such word as "rhubarb" in that language,what your (bogus) "ghostie" SHOULD have shouted,would be: ..." rabarbra, rabarbra!" :mad: ..so there! fess up,who did it? the camera crew,of course.... blah....*mumble mumble* bloody hoaxes.... :rolleyes:
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I bet when you were a kid you were the sort who would tease your friends and make them cry by telling them the Easter Bunny doesn't exist. :p :(
 
Groucho said:
I bet when you were a kid you were the sort who would tease your friends and make them cry by telling them the Easter Bunny doesn't exist.
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no, i was very very naive. ..and believed in fairytales....but now...now i'm bitter...my illusions shattered... i have to...have to...spread the word around...around,i say!...to show them what the world is REALLY like!...to drag off the curtain of LIES that hides the inner TRUTH of our very existence! ...look,listen and learn!...yes,the TRUTH must be told! :eek: :( :mad: ;)
 
Yvette is married to Carl. (And some people think Carl threw the spoon...) :eek:

Highlights of the last MHL on tonight.

Living TV have a MH forum and website but it looks crap. Perhaps someone should set up an unofficial MH fan club.
 
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