Most disgusting product available in Supermarkets

[Yuwipi Woman]

A DVD of Tom Cruise's latest movie.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

My brother eats them chicken bites.

have you seen the TV ad for those things? truely fucking bizarre

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

I used to buy that!

(it's sweet condensed milk btw, which is similar but not the same)

aha!!! thats why i couldnt find an image coz i was searching for evap and carnation.

(bloody wrong'un buying that stuff!)

 

[Melinda]

Chicken bites, sold in bags like crisps. Seriously, WTF?

The concept puzzles me. Sweaty, manky, marinated, pre cooked chicken from the chiller cabinet. Can you imagine the odour when you open the packet?

Imagine the smell and texture after it has spent the morning sweating in your child's lunch bag.

Wrongness.

 

[Melinda]

Yankee burgers? or Rustlers?

both are awesome as pissed munch

A housemate at uni lived off Netto microwave cheeseburgers. Rustlers would have been a luxury.

The burger came already set up in a bun with cheese and lettuce. Then you put it in the microwave. The smell was just gagsome.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

I had the most disgustingly vile thing in the history of food yesterday. Well, to be precise, I took a bite out of it. It was what looked at first glance like some variety of cake. However, the top bit was a sweet sponge, while the lower half consisted of a savoury, salty bit, with lots of 'meat floss' stuff. It was so gross!

 

[selamlar]

Is it wrong that I am making notes on what I want next time I am back in the UK?

Chicken Bites look great! And Rustlers burgers are also quality pissed food. The advantage they have is that, being made out of semi-edible plastic foam, they don't really go off.

 

[dessiato]

i seen squirty evaporated milk in a tube today

That is great in coffee, and is handy for picnics etc. or you can suck it straight out of the tube, or spread it on bread, it is great stuff.

I like aerosol cheese, can you get that in UK yet?

 

[electrogirl]

have you seen the TV ad for those things? truely fucking bizarre

yeah it makes me feel heeby jeebie.

 

[Cloud]

i always wonder if anyone actually ever buys those microwavable cheeseburgers you see in newsagents.

Tesco do something like three double packets of micro cheeseburgers for £4.

As a cheeseburger addict, I have often done 6 of these in.


OP: wafer thin ham

 

[DotCommunist]

ah yes, wafer thin ham. They must fart in those packets bfore sealing them. How else does one explain the distinct aroma of fart?

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

That is great in coffee, and is handy for picnics etc. or you can suck it straight out of the tube, or spread it on bread, it is great stuff.

I like aerosol cheese, can you get that in UK yet?

you iz yukky yukky yukky!!!!

*crosses dessiato off xmas card list*

 

[electrogirl]

ah yes, wafer thin ham. They must fart in those packets bfore sealing them. How else does one explain the distinct aroma of fart?

Totally. what is that about? I can't eat food that smells like woofters.

 

[equationgirl]

Froobs.

Cheese strings.

much evil wrongness.

 

[electrogirl]

Froobs.

Cheese strings.

much evil wrongness.

ooh i used to love froobs....i'd forgot about them

 

[chico enrico]

Heinz baked bean pizzas

Brain's Faggots in a tin

aha! but aren't you forgetting that delicious glutinous juice kidney beans some in? like slugs and mucous put in a blender.

 

[electrogirl]

findus cheese and ham crispy pancakes are made of grim.

you poke them with a fork and all the cheesy ham pus comes out like a cheesy blister.

ha what rank imagery.

 

[Sugarmouse]

Not read whole threadso apologies if this being posted bfore.

Ketchip and mayonnaise together in a tube -stripy nastiness you might accidentally brush your teeth with.

 

[PacificOcean]

Not read whole threadso apologies if this being posted bfore.

Ketchip and mayonnaise together in a tube -stripy nastiness you might accidentally brush your teeth with.

That's acutally quite clever as I always have ketchup and mayo with my chips.

It would save a lot of faffing about!

 

[Pip]

Not read whole threadso apologies if this being posted bfore.

Ketchip and mayonnaise together in a tube -stripy nastiness you might accidentally brush your teeth with.

In Germany they do cans of drink that are half coke, half lemonade.
It's really exciting and novel when you find them, but they're not really that great.

 

[hiccup]

Not read whole threadso apologies if this being posted bfore.

Ketchip and mayonnaise together in a tube -stripy nastiness you might accidentally brush your teeth with.

That's almost as awesome as Spepper

 

[Santino]

That's almost as awesome as Spepper

The website name 'Original Spepper' implies that there's someone else out there selling non-original spepper.

My dad nicked my spepper. He said it was good for seasoning water for cooking vegetables.

 

[rennie]

ooh i used to love froobs....i'd forgot about them

What are they?

 

[electrogirl]

What are they?

yoghurt in a tube. hey no need for spoons! i hearted them when i was younger.

 

[electrogirl]

or more specifically Fromage Frais in a tube, hence FROOB.

 

[bi0boy]

Checkout staff

Not in Waitrose

 

[fractionMan]

aha!!! thats why i couldnt find an image coz i was searching for evap and carnation.

(bloody wrong'un buying that stuff!)

Awesome in really strong tea!

 

[fractionMan]

I had the most disgustingly vile thing in the history of food yesterday. Well, to be precise, I took a bite out of it. It was what looked at first glance like some variety of cake. However, the top bit was a sweet sponge, while the lower half consisted of a savoury, salty bit, with lots of 'meat floss' stuff. It was so gross!

I remember sweet biscuits filled with a surprise filling of shredded pork. Not what you want to dip in your tea.

 

[DotCommunist]

I think we all know what that looks similar to

 

[electrogirl]

I think we all know what that looks similar to

yes, yes we do.