Most disgusting product available in Supermarkets

[Sadken]

80% pork 20% don't ask.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Toast Toppers. Vomit in a tin can.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Toast Toppers. Vomit in a tin can.

They DID look like Vomit didn't they?

 

[Stobart Stopper]

You can still buy the little cunts!

 

[isitme]

It has to be supermarket lager

 

[danny la rouge]

You are so right, Billy Bear ham is rank

eta: check out the ham with a clown face- truly terrifying

Jesus. What is that? Why would anyone look at that and think it was food? Why would you think kids (I assume it's for kids?) would want that staring up at them from their plates?

In general, just: why?

 

[mrsfran]

I used to love that ham-as-a-smiley-face when I was a kid. It was salty and tasty and you could poke out the eyes and nose and mouth.

I grew up eating terrible food.

 

[DotCommunist]

TBH any food with a face is a bit wrong, that includes potato smilie faces. And whole fish served with head and tail. I don't need those dead eyes guilt tripping me when I'm trying to eat

 

[danny la rouge]

I used to love that ham-as-a-smiley-face when I was a kid.

So it's been around for a while? When were you a kid?

When I was a kid, ham came in triangular tins with rounded corners.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

i seen squirty evaporated milk in a tube today

 

[Sadken]

MMMMMmmmmmmm, that anthropomorphised ham will be great for the kids' sandwiches...

 

[FridgeMagnet]

"Let's take an animal, mash its flesh up into an unrecognisable pulp, then squeeze that pulp into the shape of a smiling face. Which you then eat."

 

[electrogirl]

TBH any food with a face is a bit wrong, that includes potato smilie faces. And whole fish served with head and tail. I don't need those dead eyes guilt tripping me when I'm trying to eat

yeah they always seem to be asking me 'why?'

 

[trabuquera]

I was going to say "crab" sticks .... until I saw the horror that is Face Ham.
I'm going to have nightmares about that for some weeks now
Thanks urban

 

[rennie]

Those ready made burgers that Hollis is so found of. Bluuuuuugh.

 

[ringo]

All the fresh meat. And the not fresh meat. And the fish.

 

[Santino]

Chicken bites, sold in bags like crisps. Seriously, WTF?

 

[mrsfran]

So it's been around for a while? When were you a kid?

When I was a kid, ham came in triangular tins with rounded corners.

It's been around since at least the mid to late eighties. From Safeways.

 

[danny la rouge]

It's been around since at least the mid to late eighties. From Safeways.

So, quite a long shelf-life, then? That doesn't surprise me.

 

[electrogirl]

Chicken bites, sold in bags like crisps. Seriously, WTF?

oh my god yeah. i don't get that at all. although i find myself drawn to them out of morbid curiosity.

 

[d.a.s.h]

Heinz baked bean pizzas

Brain's Faggots in a tin

 

[Pip]

Cheeseburger in a can. Complete with bun and salad

 

[KeyboardJockey]

oh my god yeah. i don't get that at all. although i find myself drawn to them out of morbid curiosity.

they are great for feeding caged cats on on a long journey. They seem to throw up less than if you give them cat food during the trip.

So there you have Chicken Bites big selling point. Its better than cat food.

 

[DotCommunist]

My brother eats them chicken bites. They are fucking horrific to smell if you are feeling queasy

 

[electrogirl]

i always wonder if anyone actually ever buys those microwavable cheeseburgers you see in newsagents.

 

[DotCommunist]

i always wonder if anyone actually ever buys those microwavable cheeseburgers you see in newsagents.

Yankee burgers? or Rustlers?

both are awesome as pissed munch

 

[electrogirl]

Yankee burgers? or Rustlers?

both are awesome as pissed munch

rustlers i think. they're normally near the sausage roll/pasty section.

some newsagents they sell really dubious looking sandwiches aswell.

 

[spacemonkey]

I made the mistake of buying a Rustlers 'chicken' burger once.

The mayo it comes with is bright white, in a little tiny sachet, like pvc glue.

The only difference is that pvc glue is actually edible.

 

[fractionMan]

i seen squirty evaporated milk in a tube today

I used to buy that!

(it's sweet condensed milk btw, which is similar but not the same)

 

[rennie]

I went to Taco Bell once in the US and bought some nachos. The cheese came dripping down all gooey and orange from a tub.