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Most depressing leaving do EVER

nearly four years - some folk didn't like her because she 'was a bit quiet' and she 'had a wonky leg' - I heard those 2 gems later this afternoon. Wonky leg?? Someone else said they 'saw her use the disabled toilets once' :rolleyes:

:(

Guess she's better off out of it then.
 
That sounds awful - poor girl!


God it's my leaving do next month, I hope it's better than that - I don't care if people are false!!
 
The last leaving do I attended the 'guest of honour' didn't turn up. I'd organised the leaving card and collection and bought him a present and everything. The present is still in my desk while I sort out getting in touch with him. :D
I didn't go to my leaving drinks recently. :o

I wasn't planning on having any. And then someone asked me when they were going to be, so I said, oh, erm, Saturday night at X bar.

But I got caught up in the middle of something else, then in traffic, so I thought fuck it and went straight home. :o

I won't be sorry to finally leave this country tbh. And while some of my colleagues have been quite friendly, they are generally speaking the most cliquey and anti-social bunch of people I've ever worked with, which is very odd, given that we're all expats, miles away from all family and friends. And it's totally at odds with my experiences living in Beijing and France as well, so I know it's not just me. Someone else told me they thought people were really cliquey, another one said they're funny buggers... like I said, not just me. I made the effort to try to be friendly and sociable, but it wasn't reciprocated. Weird. So I'm now just indifferent to most of them, although there's a couple of the managers I reserve full-on contempt for.


On the other hand, when I worked as a PA, I ended up leaving one law firm three times, because I joined as a temp stayed for ages and left. Went back and went permanent, and then left. And then went back as a temp for ages again, and then left again. And had leaving drinks every time. And presents. They bought me a little Tula leather handbag, that I still have, over a decade later, a silk chiffon scarf, chocolates and all the usual stuff. Although after the third time they told me I was taking the piss and if I went back and left again I wouldn't get any more presents! :D
 
I used to work with a bloke who refused to socialise with work colleagues in his spare time. I kind of appreciate his position. Last shifts at my spot involve pranks being played though.
 
nearly four years - some folk didn't like her because she 'was a bit quiet' and she 'had a wonky leg' - I heard those 2 gems later this afternoon. Wonky leg?? Someone else said they 'saw her use the disabled toilets once' :rolleyes:
Well, why wouldn't she be 'a bit quiet' when all the people around her were so unfriendly and horrible?

And that added with the wonky leg and disabled toilets reference... they're a bit lucky that she hasn't slapped with a constructive dismissal/DDA suit.

And you're happy to work with people like that? :confused:
 
I'm quite looking forward to my leaving shindig - although I'm not 'officially leaving and taking a career break for a year to do my MSc, however, any excuse for a knees up so I'm looking forward to causing some havoc in town... may have to stock up on some fine pharma's :cool:
 
Used to work for a large city outfit and one of the senior beings there was uber intelligent but a complete and utter turd. Think Gordon Brown crossed with Gordon Ramsey and you are getting part way there. Best way to find him was to ask ""Where is Wankboy?"

Anyway he decided one day to persue an alternative career because he was convinced that nobody there recognised his true worth and arranged a leaving do to which he invited the entire division of about 120 people.

Fatal mistakes:

1. Sent the invitations out 6 weeks in advance

2. Scheduled it for 5.30pm on a Monday. Booked whole upper floor of nearby pub.

3. Failed to send out any reminders

4. So up himself never took any notice of other people


By 6.00pm three people had turned up, being his secretary and his two minions

At 6.30 another person had turned up, he got the hump and fled but in his haste left card behind bar. His four existing guests, thinking the party was over, left as well.

Now at the time things were really busy and most people were working till 8.00pm and way beyond on a regular basis. Self and two others pitched up at 7.30pm to find a dozen bemused people drinking downstairs because upstairs was empty. Found landlord who said he had no idea WTF was going on either but upstairs there there was a ton of food, two bar staff with SFA to do and a card behind bar. Well now......

Off we went and by 10.00 there was a roaring party of about 50 people going, most of whom had turned up from other pubs and bars because their mates had called to tell them Wankboy was not there but his food and drink was.

Called Wankboy the following morning to ask why he left so early to be greeted with a terse "I understand a few latecomers turned up after I left". So I sent him the pics I had taken on my mobile and reminded him that he needed to collect his card.....

He left the office minutes later and was never seen again. We drank the paltry sum that had been collected for him a couple of weeks later and sent the card on, although most people thought he would never understand comments like "C U Next Tuesday" nor work out what "FO&D" meant.
 
me at me leaving drinks, sambucca in hand, dancing on a table to the beastie boys :)

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I agree with this - you work all week with people, why would you want to spend your free time with them too? :confused:

Especially when you have a other half or friends.

I appreciate that friendships are made at work, but in my experience 'work friends' are often of the superficial kind. A lot of the time, people don't want to be at work, if it's a job most people dislike, so just want to keep their heads down and then leave to a world where their family and real friends are. Even if interest in a pub session is created, then why go to a leaving do with fake smiles and words from people who don't really like you? Fuck it. Maybe I have a cynical view of life.
 
Used to work for a large city outfit and one of the senior beings there was uber intelligent but a complete and utter turd. Think Gordon Brown crossed with Gordon Ramsey and you are getting part way there. Best way to find him was to ask ""Where is Wankboy?"

Anyway he decided one day to persue an alternative career because he was convinced that nobody there recognised his true worth and arranged a leaving do to which he invited the entire division of about 120 people.

Fatal mistakes:

1. Sent the invitations out 6 weeks in advance

2. Scheduled it for 5.30pm on a Monday. Booked whole upper floor of nearby pub.

3. Failed to send out any reminders

4. So up himself never took any notice of other people


By 6.00pm three people had turned up, being his secretary and his two minions

At 6.30 another person had turned up, he got the hump and fled but in his haste left card behind bar. His four existing guests, thinking the party was over, left as well.

Now at the time things were really busy and most people were working till 8.00pm and way beyond on a regular basis. Self and two others pitched up at 7.30pm to find a dozen bemused people drinking downstairs because upstairs was empty. Found landlord who said he had no idea WTF was going on either but upstairs there there was a ton of food, two bar staff with SFA to do and a card behind bar. Well now......

Off we went and by 10.00 there was a roaring party of about 50 people going, most of whom had turned up from other pubs and bars because their mates had called to tell them Wankboy was not there but his food and drink was.

Called Wankboy the following morning to ask why he left so early to be greeted with a terse "I understand a few latecomers turned up after I left". So I sent him the pics I had taken on my mobile and reminded him that he needed to collect his card.....

He left the office minutes later and was never seen again. We drank the paltry sum that had been collected for him a couple of weeks later and sent the card on, although most people thought he would never understand comments like "C U Next Tuesday" nor work out what "FO&D" meant.

me at me leaving drinks, sambucca in hand, dancing on a table to the beastie boys :)

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2x fantastic posts :cool:
 
Well, why wouldn't she be 'a bit quiet' when all the people around her were so unfriendly and horrible?

And you're happy to work with people like that?

Not sure where you got that from - I was defending her :confused:

People like that make the puclic sector the ramshackle half-arsed hellhole that it is! Pack of bloody morons. Any sane person needs to be on drink or drugs just to survive the buggers :mad:

Again Upchuck - you have your own agenda - slagging off the public service for one reason only - we both know that reason - because that's where I work - you think your 6 months experience in a small non governmental agency is enough to comment on the public sector as a whole? Odd - weren't you, in another thread, telling folk unless they had lived in Australia shouldn't comment on Aboriginals? - Give it a rest - odd how every time I make a post you are close behind ready to stick your tuppence worth in :rolleyes:

2x fantastic posts :cool:

^ I was going to do a thread about happy leaving dos - lets see more :D
 
The public sector is the arsehole end of the earth. The crap leaving do doesn't surprise, what does is that anyone ever noticed she was there and then left in the first place :(
 
The public sector is the arsehole end of the earth. The crap leaving do doesn't surprise, what does is that anyone ever noticed she was there and then left in the first place :(

If you hadn't been fired you wouldn't be so bitter :rolleyes: Get over it and start being happy ffs.
 
Have you been following me agian :hmm:

lol - like I said above - everytime I post you're right behind me - find a thread you've done that I've bothered commenting on - you wont - not for the past few months - idiot - I make a point of not commenting on your threads.
 
I thikn leaving dos are about the organisation as well as the individual.

If the organisation has a drinking culture then it's just another excuse to get pissed.

I remember a proper tool who thought he was the most popular person in the place - he had a leaving speech and loads of people turned up. However, for his leaving drinks only a few bothered.

He was mortified. The general consensus was that "he wasn't as popular as he thought he was".

I'm happy with a few pints down the pub with my team for leaving dos.

Leaving do's are no big deal.
 
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