Most annoying ad on telly at the moment?

[rubbershoes]

I've got to go with the appallingly smug, shit Zafira adverts. Those two kids look like they'd benefit from less car trips and more fucking walking, maybe that would cheer their 'hilarious' dour doughy faces up, the wankers.

and using kids makes the (frankly rather small) cars look bigger

 

[top_biller]

That choir "singing" the sound of a Honda car... they look so blasted pleased with themselves!

I fucking hate that ad, I can't even have it on in the background. You can just imagine how long they've spent coming up with the sounds thereby wasting so much time and energy, and it still sounds horrible.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

I hate the Talk to Frank ad's,, they even have them on the local radio station,,
that kid is exteemly irrating and if i met that kid in a club,, he would get my pointed booties up his bottom


(sorry if its already been mentioned)

 

[T & P]

and using kids makes the (frankly rather small) cars look bigger

Sorry for going slightly off topic, but speaking of deceiving sizes...

Next time they show that stupid Actimel drinking yogurt ad (the one with the 'I feel good' soundtrack) check the size of the bottle the woman is drinking at the end of the ad.

That is far fucking bigger than the actual bottle you get to buy at the supermarket.

It annoys me. Cheating cunts.

 

[electroplated]

the pizza hut buffet one with the woman on rollerblades is currently making me swear more than normal

 

[Markyd]

I usually ignoe the ads.


But and here I am going to prove myself a liar!

i) that fucking smug bunch of smug fucking tossy wankey studenty types in the M and M ads
ii) that fucking Macdonalds "holidays are coming" one(its fucking Christmas)
iii) those wanky brylcream ones at the breaks in Soccer Am

Theres more!

But I shall desist!

 

[lemontop]

How much did we want again? Twenty-five thousand?

That ad gets right on my tits as well.

so there's not lots of complucated forms to fill in, that's one less job for her.....

grrrrrrrr. makes me so angry in so many ways!

 

[half_eaten_arm]

the fucking spec savers one when everyone in the office went to cocking-spec savers!!!

 

[beeboo]

i) that fucking smug bunch of smug fucking tossy wankey studenty types in the M and M ads

ooh, YES! HATE this! x 100

I don't even understand it. It is a bit like those awful Dorito's 'Friend-chips' ads, only where all the characters are a bit weird and spiteful. Eh?

Still eat loads of M&M's though (mmm, peanuty).

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Tescos

Every little helps us kill the high street and take over the world.

 

[Markyd]

ooh, YES! HATE this! x 100

I don't even understand it. It is a bit like those awful Dorito's 'Friend-chips' ads, only where all the characters are a bit weird and spiteful. Eh?

Still eat loads of M&M's though (mmm, peanuty).

They Rate high on the smugometer. along with the older VW and Audi ads. Grrrr!

Chocolate is good!

 

[PacificOcean]

ooh, YES! HATE this! x 100

I don't even understand it. It is a bit like those awful Dorito's 'Friend-chips' ads, only where all the characters are a bit weird and spiteful. Eh?

Still eat loads of M&M's though (mmm, peanuty).

The peanut M&M also always picks on the chocolate M&M in the cartoony bit at the end. Not only is it racist, but it's teaching kids the bullying M&Ms is OK

 

[electrogirl]

The one for hair gel where that irritating boy photocopies pictures of is smug looking face with different hairdos, the last one being in the style of a cockatoo.

 

[Stigmata]

ii) that fucking Macdonalds "holidays are coming" one(its fucking Christmas)

That's actually Coca-Cola, which makes it even worse IMO.

At least they did away with those stupid BBC adverts with Jensen Button. I know nothing about him except that he was a cunt in those ads.

 

[daryluk]

Those fucking Cillit Bang ads with Barry who-the-fucking-hell-are-you Scott.

The product is shit as well.

I always think it says CLIT Bang!

 

[electrogirl]

I always think it says CLIT Bang!

I know. They MUST'VE known than when they named the product.

 

[daryluk]

I know. They MUST'VE known than when they named the product.

I do wonder. And it's BRIGHT PINK!!

 

[Markyd]

That's actually Coca-Cola, which makes it even worse IMO.

At least they did away with those stupid BBC adverts with Jensen Button. I know nothing about him except that he was a cunt in those ads.

Aye you're right .

Still gets on my tits!

 

[bonjour]

The damn toyota one i think it is, the big small bollocks, its just so bland I want to kill myself.
EVERY insurance ad ive seen since I was born has made me contemplate suicide. Ads promoting smoking would be less harmful!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Do you have ZERO no claims bonus?

 

[zoooo]

There's some freakish ad with a baby dressed in a business suit. I think it's for toilet paper. It's horrific.

And that cunting ad for zoo or nuts or tits or whatever it's called - the Johnny Vaughn voiceover. "Women... don't expect any help from us etc" blah blah. Then continuing "Men, if you like women..." What? So not the women you just told to fuck off then.

 

[T & P]

There's some freakish ad with a baby dressed in a business suit. I think it's for toilet paper. It's horrific.

"Triple Velvet!"

That child is like a monstruocity out of Pet Cemetery or The Omen.

 

[Termite Man]

Those Kwik Fit ones where they imply that every other Garage are unscrupulous bastards pisses me off , seems a bit rude IMO . In fact I'm surprised there isn't grounds for suing them or something !

 

[trabuquera]

The Triple Velvet baby MD freaks me out, but it's so off-key it's more intriguingly twisted than annoying.

For your ANNOYING delectation I must insist on:
Exhibit A: "Beefy" and "Lamby's" appallingly dated CGI attempts to sell more dead red flesh to the nation. Creaking, not funny, utterly outdated in both style and 'celeb' endorsement .... WHAT THE FECK WERE THEY THINKING? arrrghh...

Exhibit B: Any of those ones for VANISH with annoyingly shocking-pink-satin-jumpsuited laundry nazi women who attempt to show how their product can remove all known stains. KILL THEM. AND THEN BOYCOTT THEIR SATANIC CHEMICAL WARES.

 

[Pie 1]

Walkers Crisps.
What would you say Linaker, if I told you that I was off to Dubversion's thread to Kill You In The Face? Just thought you'd like to fucking know

<slams door to forum and stomps noisily down the corridor into the KTITF thread>

 

[suitgirl]

THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS ON E4 for the 118811 or whatever that phone directory thingy is.

they're not even funny - what the fuck are they all about?

 

[andy2002]

THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS ON E4 for the 118811 or whatever that phone directory thingy is.

they're not even funny - what the fuck are they all about?

Good call – those 118118 fuckers should be humanely culled asap. In fact, you can forget the "humanely" part of that sentence if you like...

 

[felixthecat]

"Triple Velvet!"

That child is like a monstruocity out of Pet Cemetery or The Omen.

THat one just gives me the creeps - I hate it.

I am driven mad by insurance ads in general, be they talking telephones, plasticine mice, cockatoos, bloody nodding dogs, people dressed up in elephant suits or just plain ol' shouty men.

Kill everyone responsible for them .

 

[suitgirl]

Good call – those 118118 fuckers should be humanely culled asap. In fact, you can forget the "humanely" part of that sentence if you like...

humanely? no way!

i say chinese torture all the way

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Because I'm worth it.

No, you aren't. Really.