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Most and Least Favourite Science Fiction 'Device'

Excitedly spewing cod-'scientific' terms at a moment of crisis.

'Maybe if we re-route the inertial vector hypermole, cross-establishing a blargon drift at intersection 17 delta, we can realign the interstitial vertices'...

You're flippin Jibbering man! Give him a slap!


Agree with that as a :mad:

But as a :cool: I'll always be a fan of the AI/Mind/technocore/polis

Machine intelligence ftw
 
Gravity in a spaceship without some kind of explanation - like in KSR's Red Mars frinstance - is a bit rubbish.



They were spun around an axis. Those are stil probably my second favourite scifi series evah (behind David Wingrove's epic Chung Kuo, naturally)
 
light saber not a serious weapon go up a against a bunch of storm troopers ok
shuttle craft that make helicopters look safe.
weapons that fail to function.
redshirts would be carrying ak's and pump action shotguns if phasers were that unreliable.
big bit of kinetic enrgy ftw:D
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It is if you hold the higher ground, Annakin
 
Actually thinking about it, time dilation is cool plot device when well used. Especially in The Forever War and a certain Alastair Reynolds novel which I won't name because it's kind of the big plot twist. It was even cool when they did it in Stargate ffs

it's one of the main plot elements in "Aim for the top" (gunbuster)


and as an added bonus in aim for the top 2 (diebuster) the try to use the earth as a mass weapon

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I give you Alfred Bester, 'The Demolished Man' from (IIRC) 1954, dealing with esp stuff well before your 80s/90s guesswork point.

Mr Bester also gave his name to a character in Babylon 5 (I think - can't be a coincidence can it?)

A character played by Walter Koenig!
 
Gunbuster was cool :)

I liked the wormhole train network in Hamilton's Commonwealth, and how they had to reinvent spaceships in a hurry.
 
Railguns definitely pwn as the best ship-to-ship weapon.

when packaged into a rifle for humans to weild they are silly and most definitely overkill.


Fave Sci Fi handgun has to be the one from chasm city- spun hyperdiamond that uses clockwork to fire ice bullets at lethal speed
There's some scarily good weaponry in the starship in Revelation Space (I think it's that one - the stuff that ends up haunted with the ghost of someone, anyway).
 
Warp drives - the idea of bending space makes me hawt

Transporter - the idea of being deconstructed into energy and reconstituted makes me terrified.
 
Teleportation - Yawn

Read Alfred Bester's Tiger Tiger/the stars my destination, awesome use of teleportation. Other than that I'd agree mind you.

e2a: I thought I'd seen this thread before... and posted the same thing. :hmm:

Point remains anyway.
 
There's some scarily good weaponry in the starship in Revelation Space (I think it's that one - the stuff that ends up haunted with the ghost of someone, anyway).

You probably mean the Redemption Ark, the one with those scary Conjoiner one-off bespoke hell class weapons:cool:
 
:D

They look like they've been beamed to Planet Shithole.

"And the current hot topic on our forums is the decision by the Human colony world of Cestus III, to rename themselves "Planet Shithole"...?
The Colony, was founded about 20 years ago, in what was believed to be unclaimed space, though the Gorn Empire claims the Cestus System as part of their domain, & have stated that "unless the illegal colonists leave Gorn space, unspecified action will be taken to remove them.. ".
(Sorry, but as the background is from the Star Trek episode Arena, which introduced the Gorn, I couldn't resist...)
 
Gravity in a spaceship without some kind of explanation - like in KSR's Red Mars frinstance - is a bit rubbish.
Easy, they were under constant thrust from their fusion drives, that's why the flight times dropped.

ETA, sorry, that was in Blue Mars when the lad went and visited Earth
 
Worst: Holodeck. What you're drinking something made out of hard light? Does this mean when you walk out the door, five sheets to the wind, that you instantly sober up?

Tied Worst: Replicator. This is just stupid. Apparently it can make food, drinkings, clothes etc. Complex objects like phaser it can't do. So apparently turning energy into matter is easy, complex matter is hard.

Tied Worst two. Time travel in Terminator. First it's got to be living tissue, which makes no sense. Then it's liquid metal that can make simple shapes. then it's liquid metal that makes any shape. MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP.

Best. Love anything in the Culture. Knife Missiles in particular.
 
For me...

Love Hyperspace - very handy.

Boring - Parallel Universes - plot's in trouble.

Honourable mention to the 'New Crew Member on the Landing Party You've Never Seen Before'.

My favourite sf thing is the Spacer's Guild, and folding space.

Least favourite: transformers.
 
Worst: Holodeck. What you're drinking something made out of hard light? Does this mean when you walk out the door, five sheets to the wind, that you instantly sober up?

Tied Worst: Replicator. This is just stupid. Apparently it can make food, drinkings, clothes etc. Complex objects like phaser it can't do. So apparently turning energy into matter is easy, complex matter is hard.

Tied Worst two. Time travel in Terminator. First it's got to be living tissue, which makes no sense. Then it's liquid metal that can make simple shapes. then it's liquid metal that makes any shape. MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP.

Best. Love anything in the Culture. Knife Missiles in particular.

most of the shit cooked up for TNG scripts is shite tbf. Inertial dampeners are the only cool thing.
 
most of the shit cooked up for TNG scripts is shite tbf. Inertial dampeners are the only cool thing.

Plus ship to ship combat is incredibly shit.

"The Picard manevour?" A quick jump to lightspeed and firing, fuckin 'ell beat that Rommell!
 
Just channel surfing. Caught a few minutes of ST: Voyager. Tom and Bellana were taking a week long "holodeck honeymoon". Would you really want to use the holodeck after them before it's had a good clean?
 
Inertial dampeners are the only cool thing.

They can handle the inertia produced by slowing from warp speed to a dead stop in a matter of seconds, but a poxy little phaser beam hits the shields and suddenly everybody's clinging to furniture and shit. No way to get your inertial dampeners to soak up weapon strikes eh? Or are the dampeners themselves always the first thing the baddies aim at?

Sloppy, that's what I call it :mad:
 
Just channel surfing. Caught a few minutes of ST: Voyager. Tom and Bellana were taking a week long "holodeck honeymoon". Would you really want to use the holodeck after them before it's had a good clean?

Why is Bellana the only fit Klingon woman ever? As I recall from the films, Klingon women are beasts.
 
Heisenberg compensators ftw
a skeptical physicist once asked how they work
reply from the script writer prefectly thanks:D
 
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