Most amusing football chants?

[JimW]

We won the Johnstone's Paint Trophy last year, first silverware ever if you don't count some pre-War Welsh Cups, which someone immortalised as:
"We've won two Welsh Cups and one Paint Pot." - better brag than the England version IMO

 

[JTG]

We got Michele Di Piedi on loan down the Gas a few years back for about five minutes:

Di Piedi wooooh!
Di Piedi wooooh!
He comes from Italy!
He fucking hates c*ty!

That's as good as it gets, our fans are fucking dim tbh

 

[tommers]

Nice line in homophobia and hatred of the poor in some of these. Lovely.

And hardly unique.

My dad sang the one about as poor lithe gunner at the 1980 cup final. Hopefully without the brick bit.

 

[Balbi]

"Dulwich Hamlet, uber alles" (after the Dead Kennedys song)

Also the excellent "Noone knows us, we don't care"

 

[Gromit]

During WestHam vrs Cardiff there were these constant announcements about Mr Moon has entered the stadium. Mr Moon has left the stadium. Entered, left, entered, left.

We started singing "he's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Mr Moon etc. "

The home fans seemed to appreciated it.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

"Dulwich Hamlet, uber alles" (after the Dead Kennedys song)

Nice. Just the chorus, or is the Jerry Brown verse amended?

 

[tommers]

During WestHam vrs Cardiff there were these constant announcements about Mr Moon has entered the stadium. Mr Moon has left the stadium. Entered, left, entered, left.

We started singing "he's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Mr Moon etc. "

The home fans seemed to appreciated it.

Mr Moon is a bit of a cult hero at West Ham.

http://mrmoonhasleftthestadium.com/