Morrissey walks off stage after smelling BBQ meat

[dodgepot]

people like dodgepot

aww, thanks

 

[Voley]

at least he's occasionally interesting

Not much of a recommendation that, is it? He used to be lauded as one of England's finest songwriters.

 

[dodgepot]

he meant him, not his music. which you know full well, you wag.

his music is great.

 

[Voley]

He was alright when I saw him at Reading a few years back, tbf, but it was a pale imitation of former glories. The Smiths songs were highlights, the rest saw me twiddling my thumbs.

You couldn't even compare it to the jubilant night in St Austell (of all places) on the Queen Is Dead tour, a fucking amazing gig I went to when I was 18. He's been in terminal decline for a long, long time now. It's all getting a bit pitiful.

 

[dodgepot]

whilst i'll admit that i do think he has well since passed the peak of his career, i do much much prefer his solo output to the smiths.

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

What a twat.

There was a great article a year or 2 ago by someone who got a job on his tour and ended up being fired due to some equally stupid reason.







Shit music too
*runs*

it was in the times. i've got that article on my wall


i love his music but he is a bit of a twat.





he blatently goes and noms on burgers and kebabs after every gig, i reckon.

 

[ouchmonkey]

whilst i'll admit that i do think he has well since passed the peak of his career, i do much much prefer his solo output to the smiths.

good God! pull yerself together man! yer an absolute shower!

 

[dodgepot]

i'm still intrigued to know what the relevance of australia is on all this.

if there was any, that is.

 

[JWH]

He's been in terminal decline for a long, long time now. It's all getting a bit pitiful.

He feels the same way about the world.

 

[goldenecitrone]

whilst i'll admit that i do think he has well since passed the peak of his career, i do much much prefer his solo output to the smiths.

Blasphemy!!!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Will people stop this stuff about the Smiths were great and his solo stuff is shit.

The Smiths were shit in the first place - mostly because of his 'singing'.

 

[kained&able]

I should like the smiths, I like it when people cover smiths songs and i dont pay attention to the lyrics.

Morrissey hwoever makes me liking them impossible. I'd sooner listen to u2's and phill collins greatest hits on a continious loop then a smiths album.

dave

 

[goldenecitrone]

Will people stop this stuff about the Smiths were great and his solo stuff is shit.

The Smiths were shit in the first place - mostly because of his 'singing'.

No, the Smiths were fantastic because of his singing combined with the magic of Johnny Marr's guitar licks. Take away the guitar and you're left with Alan Bennett singing in the shower.

 

[Sweet FA]

New setlist apparently:

Hand in Oven Glove
That Sauce Isn't Runny Anymore
Some Buns Are Bigger Than Others
I Started Something I Couldn't Garnish
Grill Uncle
There is a Firelighter That Never Goes Out
You Just Haven't Burned It Yet Baby
Marinate Wildly

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Sorry, but how can someone who comes up with the song title "Some girls are bigger than others", which quite frankly makes me cringe, be considered one of the greatest poetic wits of UK pop over the last 20 odd years?

 

[pk]

I gather he isn't too fussy when it comes to a bit of hot meat UP HIS ARSE!

 

[purplex]

Sorry, but how can someone who comes up with the song title "Some girls are bigger than others", which quite frankly makes me cringe, be considered one of the greatest poetic wits of UK pop over the last 20 odd years?

Frankly Mr. Shankly its because hes a great lyricist.

 

[purplex]

New setlist apparently:

Hand in Oven Glove
That Sauce Isn't Runny Anymore
Some Buns Are Bigger Than Others
I Started Something I Couldn't Garnish
Grill Uncle
There is a Firelighter That Never Goes Out
You Just Haven't Burned It Yet Baby
Marinate Wildly

Grill afraid
Back to the old steakhouse
Everyday is like tgi fridays
First of the gang to fry
Still grill
Barbecues begin at home

 

[Cloud]

Hahah - Cock!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

How soon is (my burger)

 

[dodgepot]

I gather he isn't too fussy when it comes to a bit of hot meat UP HIS ARSE!

lol

 

[ouchmonkey]

Sorry, but how can someone who comes up with the song title "Some girls are bigger than others", which quite frankly makes me cringe, be considered one of the greatest poetic wits of UK pop over the last 20 odd years?

because that's really, really funny.

you don't see it - you never will, that's OK. each to their own.
some people think Chris Moyles is funny.

 

[dodgepot]

some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

yeah, your mum.

 

[sim667]

er, yeah. what's australia got to do with it?

ooops read california as australia


Morrissey's still a cunt, I heard he made a documentary about himself called 'Genius of morrissey'...... I dont know how true that is tho, my fanboy students told me to watch it on youtube shortly after i first revealed my distaste for their idol.