Moronic tidy desk policy email

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Through the fuckers this link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3866115.stm

Getting stressed now and again may be good for your health, research suggests.
A short burst of stress, such as that caused by giving a speech, may strengthen your body's immune system.

Tidy yer desk, then phone in sick the next day claiming that they've screwed your immune system.