I remember posting about it on here, absolutely convinced it was a spoof. Couldn't believe it was for real.
That was my feeling for first 15 mins
I think timothy was a murderer
I remember posting about it on here, absolutely convinced it was a spoof. Couldn't believe it was for real.
Not at all. Definitely not by legal definition. Manslaughter at an outside but even then she went along of her own free will and it's not as if there's any evidence he incited the bear to attack her or anything is there?

Why not? It's not as if there is a global shortage of mentalists is there? Fuck me, if we could only melt them down into gold we'd all be laughing.
They found marmalade in her wellington boots.![]()
They found marmalade in her wellington boots.![]()

How the hell did that bloke get a girlfriend in the first place?
Fuck knows. He was very very fucking odd. Maybe the wildman of the wilderness act worked on her.
But he wasn't all that wild, was he? I would have put money on him being gay and having mummy issues.
He lived out there in Alaska miles from anyway on his own. That's wild enough I reckon.

It was gratifying to know that the bears hated his fucking guts all along though.

At the start, I was like "right, how long's this film again? 6 minutes or so? These bears will make lightwork of this, presumably, failed thesp in next to no time" and then that progressed to "bears are fucking pussies, man" until they ate the shit out of him, brain first - psycho style.
The message I took from the film was "Bears are mankind's greatest enemy and must be overcome swiftly and brutally"
I can't wait to see your fanny
Werner?
Werner?