Morally reprehensible films that you think are shit

[T & P]

What was the name of that film in which Robert Redford pays a couple a million Dollars so he can shag the woman (Demi Moore)? That was a monumental pile of wank...

 

[Melinda]

Indecent proposal

 

[Melinda]

Disclosure- (Michael Douglas/ Demi Moore)
Showgirls- for just too many reasons

 

[T & P]

Indecent proposal

That's the one.

Gosh it was shite.

 

[gsv]

Natural Born Killers, for reasons that should be obvious to anyone who has watched it.

I so disagree!
(am i the oppositional voice today or what? )

NBK is an interesting piece about media hype and manipulation, and an avant-garde blockbuster to boot. It doesn't glorify the killers - it's about glorification of the killers. Is it a tad self-descriptive? Self-consciously, absolutely!

Similar in theme to So Fucking What, but way flashier.


GS(v)

 

[agricola]

I so disagree!
(am i the oppositional voice today or what? )

NBK is an interesting piece about media hype and manipulation, and an avant-garde blockbuster to boot. It doesn't glorify the killers - it's about glorification of the killers. Is it a tad self-descriptive? Self-consciously, absolutely!

Similar in theme to So Fucking What, but way flashier.


GS(v)

Nonsense - it is gore porn of the worst kind, and if it is a satire then it is one done exceedingly badly.

 

[Geri]

I spent most of Cannibal Holcaust watching behind my fingers. The copy I had was so grainy and crap I could hardly see what was going on anyway.

I didn't much like Hostel.

 

[Madusa]

Disclosure- (Michael Douglas/ Demi Moore)
Showgirls- for just too many reasons

Lol, I liked Showgirls!!

 

[Melinda]

Lol, I liked Showgirls!!

Proof enough that you my girl are a wrong'un.

*shakes head* inserts crying smiley

E2a Thats if proof were needed, afterall Ive seen the photo of your statue's bum licking antics.

 

[Madusa]

Proof enough that you my girl are a wrong'un.

*shakes head* inserts crying smiley

Nah, but I did send you that funny 'and I say eh, man' clip. Ive been watching it now and again and it never fails to crack me up!

Surely that's redeeming!

 

[Melinda]

Ive edited since then!

"Eh Man" was very good as you say, but then I remembered your wrong'un photo.

Case closed Im afraid!

 

[Madusa]

That's bullying!

*reports post*

 

[Madusa]

 

[gsv]

Nonsense - it is gore porn of the worst kind, and if it is a satire then it is one done exceedingly badly.

Technically, you're welcome to your opinion


GS(v)

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Google it

There were rumours at the time that they'd killed a local girl in the filming and allsorts..

Yep. They killed a local girl.

 

[Orang Utan]

That's not true at all

 

[gsv]

Yep. They killed a local girl.

From what I can find, that's a rumour that Deodato effectively quashed in court. However there is genuine news footage (excised in most versions) of executions in an African revolution.

Cunts.


GS(v)

 

[Pigeon]

Can't remember what it's called, but it's written and directed by Steve Martin and it's all about a mature, silver-tongued and silver-haired lothario (played, coincidentally enough, by Steve Martin), who seduces a young naive girl who works in a shop, introducing her to a life of sensuous pleasure.

Basically, one middle aged man's wank fantasy inflicted on an unsuspecting public (and, more to the point, on me during a long-haul flight.)

Fucking vile.

 

[gsv]

Roxanne?
an update of Cyrano de Bergerac

LA Story?
he ends up with the woman approx his age with whom he's genuinely in love - hie real life wife
they later got divorced


GS(v)

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Can't remember what it's called, but it's written and directed by Steve Martin and it's all about a mature, silver-tongued and silver-haired lothario (played, coincidentally enough, by Steve Martin), who seduces a young naive girl who works in a shop, introducing her to a life of sensuous pleasure.
.

Little Shop of Horrors?


p.s. that's morally reprehensible. Feeding people to a giant maneating plant.

 

[Pigeon]

Roxanne?
an update of Cyrano de Bergerac

Nah.

LA Story?
he ends up with the woman approx his age with whom he's genuinely in love - hie real life wife
they later got divorced


GS(v)

Mebbe..

E2A: just googled: it's "Shopgirl".

 

[Orang Utan]

it's Shopgirl. Why are people so shit at remembering titles? I haven't even seen it. I'm reminded of that scene in Father Ted. 'The bus that couldn't slow down'.

 

[Pigeon]

it's Shopgirl. Why are people so shit at remembering titles? I haven't even seen it. I'm reminded of that scene in Father Ted. 'The bus that couldn't slow down'.

I'm trying to erase the whole fucking thing from my memory.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Another vote for Fatal Attraction.

And forest gump.

 

[Orang Utan]

A Time To Kill and the Death Wish films - all films that tacitly condone vigilatism. I will reserve judgment on Nick Love's Outlaw cos I haven't seen it yet, but I expect it to be one of those films

I was right!

 

[KeyboardJockey]

I'm going to make myself (more) unpopular now

I think it was called


Bad Boys

All about gangsters and the gangsters had no redeeming features whatsover. The film seemed to be one long litany of pointless macho wankerism. Looking back on it the people who I misguidedly endedup watching it with were the sort of people who were macho wankers.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I will reserve judgment on Nick Love's Outlaw cos I haven't seen it yet, but I expect it to be one of those films

It was definitely shit. It didn't prompt me to give a fuck about the issue either way, I just wanted to kill Danny Dyer in the face

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Little Shop of Horrors?


p.s. that's morally reprehensible. Feeding people to a giant maneating plant.

Thats not reprehensible thats probably New Labour future policy for dealing with the disabled.

 

[vogonity]

Showgirls. What they hell were thinking?

Forrest Gump. Reactionary and dull.

 

[8ball]

Gladiator.

Shove your 'glory of Rome' up your arse you fucking cunt!