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Baked bean, cheese and marmite toasties:cool:I have a talking sandwich toaster which does celebrity impersonations for added fun
 
chymaera said:
Fried cheese sandwich
I once ate three of them while stoned. I almost had a heart attack due to the disgustingly high fat content. Adding mushrooms or tomatoes or onions (or all 3) makes things more interesting as does a bit of tabasco.
 
My toastie maker is in the shape of a cow, with spots and everything, and I love cheese butties what come from its udders, with a small pot of tommy sauce.
:)
 
i rolled in one morning at 2am or so sometime in the late 80's, i was pissed to the point of not remembering most of my journey home. so i got in and did a full english breakfast including tomatoes, which i hated with a passion at the time and fried bread. i ate the lot and went to bed.

by the early 90's it had degenerated into sticking a frozen chicken breast under the grill until it was brown on the outside. i bit into it to discover it was still raw inside. so it got nuked in the microwave and binned half eaten cos it was grim.

:D
 
Good old toast - quick, easy, with any number of toppings according to your fancy

The golden rule is of course to slather butter all over the toast prior to adding any toppings

Good toppings include:

smooth peanut butter
marmite SPREAD THINLY
my dad's apricot jam, cos it's never set properly and is gooey as fuck
lemon curd - when available, approx every 5 years
cheese spread
 
A block of cheese, then some peanut butter straight out of the jar

And a bowl of ice cream with penguins crushed into it for afters :)
 
sojourner said:
Good old toast - quick, easy, with any number of toppings according to your fancy

The golden rule is of course to slather butter all over the toast prior to adding any toppings

Good toppings include:

smooth peanut butter
marmite SPREAD THINLY
my dad's apricot jam, cos it's never set properly and is gooey as fuck
lemon curd - when available, approx every 5 years
cheese spread

Bluregh!

I think even if I had the munchies I wouldn't be able to manage something that has the texture of Tarmac and tastes like something died in the jar a long time ago.
 
I must echo sojourner's toast trumpeting, although with revised topping list:


hummus
cream cheese
honey - granary toast with melted salty butter and sweet honey dripping off the edges, nnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggg
crunchy peanut butter
mackerel pate (not often I have any hanging around, but great when I do)

Cheese on toast is also superb - I like mine with something under the cheese, e.g. Branston's sandwich pickle/grain mustard/chilli sauce etc, so it makes a kind of toast pizza.

Toast is the king of stoned food. Easy yet versatile, and there's always more where it came from.
 
Pies & rowies (esp with cheese or golden syrup) - the very best! :D

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Mind you, my mandarin jelly can be pretty good too!

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:D
 
May Kasahara said:
I must echo sojourner's toast trumpeting, although with revised topping list:


hummus
cream cheese
honey - granary toast with melted salty butter and sweet honey dripping off the edges, nnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggg
crunchy peanut butter
mackerel pate (not often I have any hanging around, but great when I do)

Cheese on toast is also superb - I like mine with something under the cheese, e.g. Branston's sandwich pickle/grain mustard/chilli sauce etc, so it makes a kind of toast pizza.

Toast is the king of stoned food. Easy yet versatile, and there's always more where it came from.

May, just on the mackerel pate front, try equal parts smoked mackerel, pounded together with soft cheese, add a teaspoon of horseradish sauce, salt and pepper. Goes with crusty bread. My mate makes it and it always flies off the plate at her barbeques.
 
DRINK? said:
supernoodle sandwich with sald and salad cream...mmmmh mmmmh


True mong food, combining the essential laziness of the butty, with the ease of reconstituted noodles.
 
PacificOcean said:
Bluregh!

I think even if I had the munchies I wouldn't be able to manage something that has the texture of Tarmac and tastes like something died in the jar a long time ago.
Funnily enough, I used to pick bits of tarmac off our road in the summer when I was a kid, and lick the melty tar off the back :)
 
May Kasahara said:
Toast is the king of stoned food. Easy yet versatile, and there's always more where it came from.
:D :cool:


I don't even mind crunchy peanut butter, that's the only type I ate for years, but smooth goes down faster :D
 
Wookey said:
True mong food, combining the essential laziness of the butty, with the ease of reconstituted noodles.


even better with a pot noodle..

mind you the king of stoned food is to be found at 24 hr garages.

"42 mars bars and a packet of crisps please.. oh and some rizzlas please"

"got the munchies?" - said in a knowing manner

"no. why? what makes you think that?"
 
Pingu said:
mind you the king of stoned food is to be found at 24 hr garages.
All together now:


I'll have 2 scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
2 scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
2 scotch eggs and a jar of marmite
what sandwiches have yer got?
 
EastEnder said:
Oh, how so very, very wrong you are.....:(

((((sojourner))))
Oh

It's you


I wondered how long it would take your steeenking face to show up



Be gone, oh monster of the marmite jar :mad:
 
potato waffles, beans.

We made some fantastic refried bean quesadillas but they really should be prepared in advance. They were really difficult.
 
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