I have a talking sandwich toaster which does celebrity impersonations for added funI once ate three of them while stoned. I almost had a heart attack due to the disgustingly high fat content. Adding mushrooms or tomatoes or onions (or all 3) makes things more interesting as does a bit of tabasco.chymaera said:Fried cheese sandwich
Wookey said:This frozen yoghurt might well be done in London, I don't know!.
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sojourner said:Good old toast - quick, easy, with any number of toppings according to your fancy
The golden rule is of course to slather butter all over the toast prior to adding any toppings
Good toppings include:
smooth peanut butter
marmite SPREAD THINLY
my dad's apricot jam, cos it's never set properly and is gooey as fuck
lemon curd - when available, approx every 5 years
cheese spread
Pingu said:those beans with the little sausages in and a bit of curry powder
heat if you want to

May Kasahara said:I must echo sojourner's toast trumpeting, although with revised topping list:
hummus
cream cheese
honey - granary toast with melted salty butter and sweet honey dripping off the edges, nnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggg
crunchy peanut butter
mackerel pate (not often I have any hanging around, but great when I do)
Cheese on toast is also superb - I like mine with something under the cheese, e.g. Branston's sandwich pickle/grain mustard/chilli sauce etc, so it makes a kind of toast pizza.
Toast is the king of stoned food. Easy yet versatile, and there's always more where it came from.
DRINK? said:supernoodle sandwich with sald and salad cream...mmmmh mmmmh
Funnily enough, I used to pick bits of tarmac off our road in the summer when I was a kid, and lick the melty tar off the backPacificOcean said:Bluregh!
I think even if I had the munchies I wouldn't be able to manage something that has the texture of Tarmac and tastes like something died in the jar a long time ago.

May Kasahara said:Toast is the king of stoned food. Easy yet versatile, and there's always more where it came from.

Wookey said:True mong food, combining the essential laziness of the butty, with the ease of reconstituted noodles.
All together now:Pingu said:mind you the king of stoned food is to be found at 24 hr garages.
Oh, how so very, very wrong you are.....sojourner said:marmite SPREAD THINLY

OhEastEnder said:Oh, how so very, very wrong you are.....
((((sojourner))))

*vomits*EastEnder said:Real Marmite fans spread it with a spoon, not a knife.....![]()