Moist toilet wipes

[snadge]

He purposefully camps away from anywhere where there's water available for washing, so that he can boast that he's a REAL MAN who does 'PROPER CAMPING'

more like a minging cunt that can't be bothered to have a quick wash in a pub toilet.

 

[marty21]

No water available for washing (Some of us do proper camping)

no water at all? not even for a cup of fucking tea!!!

 

[tobyjug]

He purposefully camps away from anywhere where there's water available for washing, so that he can boast that he's a REAL MAN who does 'PROPER CAMPING'

Not purposefully there are often no facilities for washing at events I go to, so wet wipes are essential as one can perfectly adequately wash with them.

 

[snadge]

Not purposefully there are often no facilities for washing at events I go to, so wet wipes are essential as one can perfectly adequately wash with them.

so you go to events that don't have fresh water facilities....

last time I checked it was against the law to put on an event without that facility.

 

[tobyjug]

so you go to events that don't have fresh water facilities....

last time I checked it was against the law to put on an event without that facility.

Not if you are all volunteers.

 

[snadge]

Not if you are all volunteers.

bollocks, so a music fest could run without a fresh water supply if everyone voluntered to be there.

garbage and you know it, you're justifying being a minging cunt, plain and simple.

even when I'm camping in the wilds of wanee, I take enough water to wash and to cook with and always can find somewhere to replenish my supply.

you really are full of shite

 

[tobyjug]

bollocks, so a music fest could run without a fresh water supply if everyone voluntered to be there.

garbage and you know it, you're justifying being a minging cunt, plain and simple.

No need to throw you rattle out of your pram. I take it you have heard of bottled water.

 

[snadge]

No need to throw you rattle out of your pram. I take it you have heard of bottled water.

of course I have you fool...

have you never heard of taps

 

[tobyjug]

of course I have you fool...

have you never heard of taps

There is was and is no need to come in with all guns blazing. It is fairly obvious you do not go to small events which are very basic when it comes to facilities.
Piped water is not universally available, especially in the wild and wooly places some of the events I go to are held. A local authority can put what regulations it likes on a big event, Events for a few hundred only need to supply 1 bog per 30 attending and drinking water. There is no need to provide vast quantities of water in excess of enough for drinking. Being hygienic after going to the toilet is easily achieved by provided bacteriacidal gel for people to rub on their hands. Personal cleanliness is easily maintained with wet/baby wipes. (One only needs 1/2 a dozen to clean oneself all over).

 

[toggle]

There is was and is no need to come in with all guns blazing. It is fairly obvious you do not go to small events which are very basic when it comes to facilities.
Piped water is not universally available, especially in the wild and wooly places some of the events I go to are held. A local authority can put what regulations it likes on a big event, Events for a few hundred only need to supply 1 bog per 30 attending and drinking water. There is no need to provide vast quantities of water in excess of enough for drinking. Being hygienic after going to the toilet is easily achieved by provided bacteriacidal gel for people to rub on their hands. Personal cleanliness is easily maintained with wet/baby wipes. (One only needs 1/2 a dozen to clean oneself all over).

When i go camping with a group, we insist that the minimum we have is a steady supply of running water and a pit to dump the chemical loos into. A very old tent provides semi privacy into which we can take a bowl of water to wash. We take a water barrel with a hole drilled into the side, with a golf tee to plug the hole with, to provide a small ammount of running water for handwashing.

I take baby wipes with me camping, but for the intended purpose, to wipe my daughter's bum. personally, a bowl full of water slopped about makes me feel a lot more clean than babywipes could.

 

[tobyjug]

I take baby wipes with me camping, but for the intended purpose, to wipe my daughter's bum. .

At the basic facility events I go to children/babies are not allowed, or dogs, or cars, or fires except the "management" one.

 

[toggle]

At the basic facility events I go to children/babies are not allowed, or dogs, or cars, or fires except the "management" one.

and?

 

[tobyjug]

and?

People know how basic the events are due to the location and make their own arrangments for personal hygiene. It isn't exactly a hardship to take a bog roll, wet wipes, talcum powder, foot rot powder and a tootbrush. (There is bottled water on site for drinking and teeth cleaning purposes).
It is only for two or three nights.

 

[toggle]

People know how basic the events are due to the location and make their own arrangments for personal hygiene. It isn't exactly a hardship to take a bog roll, wet wipes, talcum powder, foot rot powder and a tootbrush. (There is bottled water on site for drinking and teeth cleaning purposes).
It is only for two or three nights.

When it is so easy to find somewhere to camp with better facilities, it sounds a lot to me like you're trying to proove how tough you all are.

I'm more into enjoying camping than that sort of willy waving bollocks.

 

[tobyjug]

When it is so easy to find somewhere to camp with better facilities, it sounds a lot to me like you're trying to proove how tough you all are.

I'm more into enjoying camping than that sort of willy waving bollocks.

What sort of facilties do you expect for £8 for weekend?

 

[toggle]

What sort of facilties do you expect for £8 for weekend?

running water?

 

[Isambard]

If I'm up the highesr bits in the Tatry Mountains in Slovakia I'll often go several days without washing as in some cases the huts don't have running let alone hot water. Every one is sweaty and smelly so it doesn't really matter but we make sure we check in somewhere with hot showers when we get down again.


Wipes. After. If it takes you a while to get really clean, paper can chafe.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Apparently moist toilet wipes aren't very good for the environment

 

[cherrybaby]

These are silly, like being told you are stinky to sell you deoderant. I notice they are aimed and marketed at women, can't see them appealing to blokes really.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

These are silly, like being told you are stinky to sell you deoderant. I notice they are aimed and marketed at women, can't see them appealing to blokes really.

They're quite refreshing in the summer

 

[toggle]

These are silly, like being told you are stinky to sell you deoderant. I notice they are aimed and marketed at women, can't see them appealing to blokes really.

I don't know, I've never known women make such a performance out of having a shit as some blokes I've met.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

I don't know, I've never known women make such a performance out of having a shit as some blokes I've met.

Maybe it's more involved for a bloke to logout. But you are right men are more scatological about having a shit than women are.

 

[Orang Utan]

Moist Toilet Tissue?
Garlic Bread?
GARLIC BREAD????

 

[spring-peeper]

No water available for washing (Some of us do proper camping)

I do real camping - hike/canoe into a remote area and set up the tent, dig a latrine, suspend the food between two trees and all that.

We don't use those things because they are not environmentally friendly.

 

[tobyjug]

running water?

I am really sure the landowners are going to put it several miles of water pipe for an event that happens once a year.
The free standing bogs cost somewhere between £75-£100 each to hire and service for three 4 days. So that is a £2.50- £3.30 cost per attendee for a start. (Regulations are no more than 30 people per bog).
Then there is generator hire, (there isn't an mains electricity for miles either)
Then all the other odds and sods. Its costs the £8 to put the event on.
£8 a ticket, £1.50 a pint for real and and rough cider, several bands that ought to be. Out in the middle of nowwhere with no hassles. It is a bargain.
I can put up with no running water, and so does every one else who attends the events.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

I am really sure the landowners are going to put it several miles of water pipe for an event that happens once a year.
The free standing bogs cost somewhere between £75-£100 each to hire and service for three 4 days. So that is a £2.50- £3.30 cost per attendee for a start. (Regulations are no more than 30 people per bog).
Then there is generator hire, (there isn't an mains electricity for miles either)
Then all the other odds and sods. Its costs the £8 to put the event on.
£8 a ticket, £1.50 a pint for real and and rough cider, several bands that ought to be. Out in the middle of nowwhere with no hassles. It is a bargain.
I can put up with no running water, and so does every one else who attends the events.

Toby, I seem to recall that you thought that raves and similar events should be violently broken up? Yet here you are getting off your tits on beer and watching loud music in a field -- shome mishtake shurley???

 

[tobyjug]

Toby, I seem to recall that you thought that raves and similar events should be violently broken up? Yet here you are getting off your tits on beer and watching loud music in a field -- shome mishtake shurley???

No mistake at all, the bands do not play after 23.30 hours, (and it is VERY strictly adhered to), they do not use sound systems that can be heard up to 10 miles away . Hence no hassles no problems.
I have yet in many years to see the police turn up at these events, other than the ones who are attending them socially.

 

[Utopia]

I really hate that dimpled, textured toilet paper that is labelled as 'fluffy' or 'quilted', but on your arse it feels like a bastard file or a rasp.

Bastard file.............reminds me of much giggling in Metalwork at school