Moby - what a nob

Discussion in 'music, bands, clubs & festies' started by Orang Utan, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

    Saw this on another board

    "Moby has boasted of enjoying an all-night sex session following a cocaine binge at a strip club.

    The dance star told an audience at a New York story-telling event how he stole $400-worth of the class-A drug from a stripper, after she offered it to him in the toilets.

    Instead of buying it from her, the 38-year-old star snorted the entire bag and was forced to buy her a $400 bottle of champagne after she became aggressive.
    He said: "I'm 38 but I'd never done coke before. I didn't know you were supposed to share." "

    When he couldn't sleep later that night, he called an ex-girlfriend, who offered to come over.

    The techno-rocker then told his shocked audience how the pair "made love all night".

    Not only is your music shite, you're a cock of the highest order.
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  2. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop communism will win

    I though he was supposed to be god-squad? He seems to tell a different story to everyone he talks to :confused:
  3. kained&able

    kained&able Here for the football.

    shock hooror rock star gets coked up is an arsehole then has sex.

    what is the world coming to.

    how much does coke cost in the states anyway????? if its english prices he snorted up at least 4 grammes :eek: :eek: not suprised he shagged all night. quite suprsied he didn't kill himself(it being first time and this presumably being all in one otherwise stripper might have noticed)

    rock n roll

  4. Iam

    Iam New Member

    Oh, there's a new reason?

    I'd have thought a quick browse of his sleeve notes would have been enough to show his nobliness...
  5. Dubversion

    Dubversion Gorn Enforced Holiday

    he's doing the normal rock star route in reverse. all the tedious 12-steppers like Clapton et al who live the life and then clean up and carp on about other people doing it... Moby has years of puritanism and carping and now things there's something exciting about discovering drugs and his cock.

    always thought he was a grade-A dickhead anyway
  6. BTB123

    BTB123 New Member

    I remember him talking quite high and mightily about some sort of charity do he attended where Stevie Wonder was up on stage playing with some poor kids - apparently it was all very moving and he spoke in disgust of the corporate types who didnt give a shit and were in and out the toilets sniffing marching powder. :rolleyes:

    More Moby bashing: A freind of mine who runs a Jazz artiste agency, was asked by Mobys managment to book in a barbera shop quartet to learn and perform Moby's hit "Honey" with him on TFI Friday many moons ago.

    He put forward photos and biogs of a really talented group who would of done the show proud. Mobys managment call back saying something along the lines of...

    "erm, oh, we were expecting black singers, we cant, er, book this group as their not, well, black" :mad:
  7. han

    han brixton hill hobbit

    Moby - trite shite.

    He did a few good songs in the early '90s, but in those days he used to harp on in a holier-than-thou way on his album covers about pollution, vegetarianism, and the state of the world.

    And then he goes and sells his music to go on car adverts!

    Practice what you preach, that's what I say.

    The man has no shame.
  8. BTB123

    BTB123 New Member

    To be fair, he did once say that rather than deny slimey advertisers his music only for them to make a sound-a-likey he okayed all the ads then gave the fees to charity - may be bollocks.
  9. iROBOT


    So how does a 38 year old in the music business not at least know that you share coke (?) Bizzarre, even my 40 year old tee total vegi' monster guitarist knows that!!!

    More hype from boldy, do like some of his music though.
  10. MysteryGuest

    MysteryGuest mahdollisesti

    I know I'm a pedantic arsehole for pointing that out, but it made me laugh! :D

    sorry BTB
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  11. DaveCinzano


    more to the point, what's orang utan been doing on femalefirst?

    :eek: :D
  12. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

    Not me - I cribbed the link of another forum. Honest!
  13. BTB123

    BTB123 New Member

    LOL! :p

    Wheres my head at.

    No worries Mystery.
  14. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

  15. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

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  16. killer b

    killer b Minimum Waste / Maximum Joy

    It's been a bad week to bear a strong resemblance to moby. Everyone's been side-eyeing me like I'm a sex case.
    mwgdrwg, izz, UnderAnOpenSky and 27 others like this.
  17. Rebelda

    Rebelda Nearly as bad as Badgers

  18. blairsh

    blairsh Dickhead

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  19. Argonia

    Argonia Happy go licky

    Radio 2 had Moby on last week reminiscing about the making of Play
  20. Riklet

    Riklet procrastinación

    He does come across as a complete tosser.
  21. Thora

    Thora Differently Ethical

    Moby: "I dated Natalie Portman"
    Portman: "No, you were just a creepy bloke in your 30s who bothered me when I was a teenager"
    Moby: "Wait, I have a photo..."
    Screenshot 2019-05-25 at 18.04.42.png

    Seriously, that's the least creepy photo he has :confused:
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  22. BristolEcho

    BristolEcho Well-Known Member

    Scary isn't it?
  23. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

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  24. Thora

    Thora Differently Ethical

    Poor Natalie. I think most women will have had a Moby in their lives.
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  25. cyril_smear

    cyril_smear Well-Known Member

    Why is moby a knob? Answers on a postcard... Go!
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  26. Poot

    Poot Everyone's a superhero, everyone's a Captain Kirk

    It almost has a dictionary definition,doesn't it? 'Please stop being a Moby'.
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  27. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

    You've asked this on a thread which details why he is
  28. cyril_smear

    cyril_smear Well-Known Member

  29. cyril_smear

    cyril_smear Well-Known Member

    Because he takes coke?
  30. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan knows how to use the three shells

    I think you mean envious. But no.

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