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Middle Class people love balsamic vinegar

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I like that thing they do in some places where you have bread, and then you put olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a plate and mop it up with the bread.

When I tried it at home it was minging though.
 
And TV chefs. The upper classes, and TV chefs. Lord Twelvetrees-Ponsonby-Smythe... and Ainsley Harriott.
 
middle class people drizzle. The working class sprinke. The upper classes add a dash of.

Those name-differences attend to the manner of application and the amount applied - they are not differences of name for exactly the same 'thing' based on the 'class' of the describer :hmm:
 
There's a measurable difference between a drizzle, a sprinkle and a dash? To what volumes do they pertain?
 
I had the tagline "Balsamic Drizzler" for many years. Can one go back to an old tagline? Or should I just move on?

Diced tomatoes, chip shop chips, balsamic drizzled on top. It's nice :D
 
a dash is one short, jerky-movement resulting in a small amount being deposited
a sprinkle is several dashes
a drizzle is a continuous application that must be stopped before the food-item becomes drowned

:D
 
this reminds me of having a long discussion pertaing to the volume of a 'swig' compared to a 'gulp'. We outlawed 'can I have a bit off xxx' owing to the fact that 'a bit' leaves the amount fundementaly indefinable, allowing for rutheless piss taking by unscrupulous cunts.
 
Bring it on :p

I am well used to the ruthless piss being taken by unscrupulous cunts - I write mainly in the Middle East forum ..... :(
 
well we decided that a swig was a multiple swallow drink of 3 or more gulps, when a gulp is defined as a mouthful followed by a swallow. A swig of more than 5 swallows was deemed officially Out Of Order, punishable by verbal chastisement

for the one to three grey area we decided a request to 'wet my whistle on your coke/beer/etc. was acceptable
 
well we decided that a swig was a multiple swallow drink of 3 or more gulps, when a gulp is defined as a mouthful followed by a swallow. A swig of more than 5 swallows was deemed officially Out Of Order, punishable by verbal chastisement

for the one to three grey area we decided a request to 'wet my whistle on your coke/beer/etc. was acceptable

So, for you guys, drinking someone's else's drink is equivalent to handling the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

(This is a Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference, by the way, for the benefit of the working class skanks among us).
 
So, for you guys, drinking someone's else's drink is equivalent to handling the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

(This is a Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference, by the way, for the benefit of the working class skanks among us).

well, the discussion was between the brothers dotcomm and the brothers nameless. Four of us. It's a vexatious point of contention between siblings. Often in our younger days such things led to a set-to, a fracas or a general disturbance of the peace.
 
So anyone got any suggestions? I need some to make salad seem a good meal choice. I can stretch to twenty notes for a bottle I guess but not two hundred.

And I'm about as middle class as the pickled monkey.
 
I thought I remembered this discussion being a lot older than this.

Fuck it, he still can't come.
 
I was thinking selfridges food hall. I'm guessing you're better off forking out for something semi decent? Although I guess it could be argued that you won't get decent stuff for under twenty notes.
 
I was thinking selfridges food hall. I'm guessing you're better off forking out for something semi decent? Although I guess it could be argued that you won't get decent stuff for under a twenty notes.

Only if you'll think people will notice. If you're dipping bread in it with olive oil then that's one thing. But if you're just making a vinegarette to go on a salad then I think most people would struggle to identify a £2 bottle from a £20 bottle.
 
Incidentally, did you know that "balsamic" just means "perfumed"? I found that out when doing the crossword at the weekend.
 
Yeah, I just want it for salad but I guess the option for other uses is a good thing. I was talking to a mate about it and he said its like buying a £4 bottle of wine or a £14 bottle so I assumed there would be a noticeable difference.
 
Yeah, I just want it for salad but I guess the option for other uses is a good thing. I was talking to a mate about it and he said its like buying a £4 bottle of wine or a £14 bottle so I assumed there would be a noticeable difference.

Would you buy a £14 bottle of wine for cooking with?
 
Yeah, I just want it for salad but I guess the option for other uses is a good thing. I was talking to a mate about it and he said its like buying a £4 bottle of wine or a £14 bottle so I assumed there would be a noticeable difference.

There is. If you go down Borough Market, you can try some of the expensive stuff out. It is absolutely delicious and much tastier than the cheaper stuff.

It depends on the effort you're putting into the rest of the meal. If you're buying top quality ingredients and making an effort to prepare them well, buy expensive balsamic vinegar to go with them.
 
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