Middle class biscuits
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Stig
Condimentalist
this.
I only eat the things now and again. So when I do decide I'm going to eat biscuits, they'd better be bloody good ones. I want finest shortbread with not less than 30% butter content, I want those razor-thin almond things that cost four time the price of all the biscuits in the next row put together, I want to really make up for all the normal biscuits I didn't eat.
Innit, its marketed as no added sugar but tis as full of the stuff as any other jam.
Hocus Eye is kidding himself if he thinks its particularly posh either
oh it is posh, no doubt about that. look at the tasteful label. it is just a confidence trick though, it's no better for you than fluoro robertsons gunk.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I had a packet of chocolate bath olivers once
You can't eat them at breakfast though.
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
We should have a poll really.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
Burn the aristo!!!
You'll just have to have cake and like it.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Many times. I never got beyond 3.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Used to have the competition in my local Sunday lunchtimes. I think someone managed about 10.
he's dead now though so I can't ask him to confirm it
Louloubelle
Well-Known Member
Baci di Dama
light and hazelnutty. the name means "lady's kisses" in Italian. Which is nice
Amaretti biscuits are nice too
all available from Carluccios
light and hazelnutty. the name means "lady's kisses" in Italian. Which is nice
Amaretti biscuits are nice too
all available from Carluccios
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
10
Yeah, I don't think we had a time limit on it though.
He also ate quarter of a Naga chilli in the Dawn of the Raj restaurant after the chef made a special curry to challenge him. Actually, I don't think he ate a quarter of the chilli itself, only a quarter of teh curry
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
first against the wall
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
If you make the biscuits 'soggy' they allegedly slip down easier LOL.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
You attended a public school obv.
Gromit
International Man of Misery
Wasn't it the Lenin Trotsky Assortment?
Idaho
continuity character
What the fuck is a "snack bar"?
How is that a legitimate sub category of light comestables?And for the record - Penguins aren't chocolate covered. It's 'chocolate flavoured coating'.... which is why they are infinately inferior to clubs, or indeed the mighty united.
They were a splinter group.
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
Crumble groups shurely?
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
No a comp in East London. It did have a few Army cadets attend though mmmm!
PacificOcean
Unhinged User
Fox's Golden Creams.
Nom.
Nom.
now this is a proper biscuit, nom nom nom:
dynamicbaddog
run for your life
Mcvities choclate toffee crunch - nomx100
PacificOcean
Unhinged User
Rolo Biscuits, nom x a trillion
geminisnake
a complex mass of conflicting ideas
Iirc we had a sponsored thing with how many crackers you could eat before drinking. I can't remember my score anymore, it was a long time ago.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Monster!
Chocolate + Orange - only acceptable in Terrys Chocolate Orange. FACT. Not even on 5 A Day grounds can fruit be allowed to enter the noble domain of biscuit. Mint, perhaps, orange, never.
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