Middle class biscuits
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8ball
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Boxes of broken biscuits were the cause of my mild aversion to custard creams.
Broken custard creams and custard cream crumbs
This sounds like it should have some kind of story behind it . . .
Stobart Stopper
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You silly bastard, orange Clubs were the best!Ah yes! They came in plain and a couple of other flavours, including orange (which was an abomination).
cesare
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Woolies (iirc) used to sell boxes of broken biscuits when really they were boxes of broken custard creams with an odd piece of jammy dodger hidden cunningly like the plastic toy at the bottom of rice crispies
Stobart Stopper
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of course they aint, they are snack bars.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
you can still get bags of broken buscuits. the digestive to bourbon ratio is 10 to 1
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
chocolate covered bourbon=biscuit. Fancy individual wrappers do not change essential biscuithood
Stobart Stopper
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It's all about size though. Bourbons are biscuits cos they are thin and small. Penguins are snack bars.
My place is a biscuit-free zone. No cakes cross the threshold either. If I want something sweet I will have jam on tasty wholemeal bread. If I want something crunchy and sweet I will have jam on toast. I am not a cheapskate - the jam is really St. Dalfour fruit preserve, expensive, but very tasty. and has no sugar. This combination is better than any biscuit or even cake.
As for fig rolls they are definitely working class, we used to have them when I was a child. I was not to impressed with them.
As for fig rolls they are definitely working class, we used to have them when I was a child. I was not to impressed with them.
Stobart Stopper
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ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
I'm a Choco-Leibniz kind of person.
Choco-Leibniz FTW!
Them and Choco-Spekulatius!
I love Lidl!
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Just like Hitler
Bollocks!
It's well known that Adolf was a fan of Arrowroot biscuits, often chawing through 3-4 packets a day, then whining like a cunt when he got the shits and enough wind to play long solos on the arse-bugle!
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
Just like Hitler
no no you are thinking of the choco-Lebensraum the biccy that puts on its boots and kicks in your neighbours biscuit barrel.
oh yea, the "good old fashioned unadulterated digestive" that tastes like cardboard
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
I had one from M&S the other day. Plain ones came in gold foil
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
I used to be slightly partial to Granny Ann high fibre :-
Now those really are a bit heavy going.
Robertson's and other jam is more sugar then fruit. St Dalfour is fruit and grape juice. You can eat it with a spoon. I sometimes put a dollop in plain yoghurt.Another jam-snob, just like my husband. What's wrong with Robertson's?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
I haven't seen wagon wheels for a while. But would they be a cake
You don't see them because Wagon Wheels have now shrunk so much they're invisible (remembers teaplate-sized Wagon Wheels of childhood
). grape juice is virtually all sugar
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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We don't even have cockney biscuits
Innit, its marketed as no added sugar but tis as full of the stuff as any other jam.
Hocus Eye is kidding himself if he thinks its particularly posh either
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
For gods sake people#, get a grip-
Middle class biscuits:
"Would you care for a Bath Oliver with your Earl Grey?"
I had a packet of chocolate bath olivers once
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
You don't see them because Wagon Wheels have now shrunk so much they're invisible (remembers teaplate-sized Wagon Wheels of childhood
They were HUGE. So were mars bars. Swizz
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