Michelle (Corrie)

[Espresso]

I'm not sure how far in advance it's filmed, but she was pregnant in real life and had a miscarriage a few months ago, so she probably needs a break.

Well, she's been back working at Coronation St since she had her miscarriage, but she's probably leaving it this time for her boob job.

It's bad enough that I know this shit, but the fact that I share it with strangers is probably even more worrying.

 

[Geri]

I wonder if my employers would allow me time off work for a boob job? I might have to try that one out.

 

[Espresso]

I wonder if my employers would allow me time off work for a boob job? I might have to try that one out.

See if they'll let you off for panto, too. Your new boobs might get you a few extra quid on the stage

O no they wouldn't.

Note to self. There is such a thing as too much gin.