Michael Owen to Man U?

[mattie]

Cunt off. If he was playing for West Ham on that massive salary with bonuses and performing the way he did last season (when he wasn't injured) you'd be braying for his blood. Nevermind that he's been angling for a transfer since he got here.

Ironically, he had a cracker of a game against West Ham last season - scored a few against us, one home and away - and got a hat-trick against us a few years before.

 

[Obnoxiousness]

Michael Owen = goals.

It's very simple... as long as he had good service from midfield, and as long as he stays fit.