Michael Fabricated Hair

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by Emmbeee, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Calm down lad.
    I don't think anyone is seriously proposing a ban, although I'm still up for sending him into space. His hair could act as a heatshield on re-entry.

    Voting record - Michael Fabricant MP, Lichfield - TheyWorkForYou

    Cunt.
     
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  2. a_chap

    a_chap Much research has shown I am just fucking stupid

    Would it? I'm really interested in the thermal properties of hair now. How effective would hair be compared to, say, the carbon tiles on the Space Shuttle? What's the calorific value of hair? Could it be an energy crop of the future? Is Michael Fabricant going to save the Earth from global warming?

    Should we invest in Brylcreem shares?

    :confused:
     
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  3. Argonia

    Argonia Happy go licky

    Michael Fabricunt
     

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