Michael Fabricated Hair

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by Emmbeee, Mar 28, 2019.

  1. Emmbeee

    Emmbeee Well-Known Member

    Why was Michael Fabricant wearing what looks like a DHFC scarf?
  2. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

  3. Nivag

    Nivag Well-Known Member

  4. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

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  5. editor

    editor hiraethified

    What a fucking embarrassment this twat is. Someone steal it off him. Please.
  6. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Was he on a stag do?
  7. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Here's the full non-paywall version of the shit

    And who the fuck is 'Trinny Woodall'?
  8. the 12th man

    the 12th man Well-Known Member

    Great to see an article where the s after Hamlet is abbreviated!
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  9. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    She’s from that Trinny and Suzanna show that used to be on telly.
  10. Matt The Cab

    Matt The Cab Live it like you love it

    So who's Suzanna?
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  11. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    Her square mate who doesn't hang out at exclusive private members clubs.
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  12. GarveyLives

    GarveyLives Well-Known Member


    (Source: www.dhfcshop.co.uk)

    Not just the local labradors?
  13. Roger D

    Roger D Well-Known Member

    I wonder if the Hendon fan who seemed to believe Margaret Thatcher was a Hamlet season ticket holder is still around. If so, I'm sure he'll pop by to say hello if he spits that photo
  14. editor

    editor hiraethified

    I think we need a banner telling the Fabricated One to Eff Off.
  15. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    Why? It's unlikely he'd be there to see it, and if he did come to watch one of our matches why shouldn't he be made welcome like everyone else?
  16. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Because he's a MONSTER
  17. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    Google it
  18. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    She’s on that Suzanna and Trinny show that used to be on TV
  19. editor

    editor hiraethified

  20. Sweet FA

    Sweet FA ✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪

    Because he's a massive cunt?

  21. editor

    editor hiraethified

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  22. tonysingh

    tonysingh Random Clever and Witty Strapline

    Or Basingstoke.
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  23. a_chap

    a_chap Much research has shown I am just fucking stupid

    [wakes up from an alcohol-fuelled dream]

    How many calories are there in hair? Compared to wood. Or dried cheese.

    If the world depended on hair would it even be able to keep one power station going?
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  24. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat hmm

    the scarf or the hair?

  25. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Unless someone breaks the Club regulations anyone should be entitled to come through our turnstiles. You don’t have to make them welcome... but it’s surely not morally right just to ban someone just because they are of a nasty political persuasion. With the middle class make up of our area I’d say it’s a safe bet that we have fans who are Tory party members among our fan base... I know several who are Tory voters. The day we look to ban anyone for being a member of a ‘mainstream’ political party from Champion Hill is the day I stop coming to games. The bloke’s a total embarrassment but he’s as entitled to wear our scarf as much as anyone else.
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  26. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    Cup of tea and a slice of cake, aunt Sally?
  27. MrFouldsy

    MrFouldsy Active Member

    Absolutely astounding work
  28. IC3D

    IC3D Post Mid Arc

    He's also an openly gay member of parliament and may have a level of support based on more than the colours of a scarf.
    He is obviously a twat based on his voting history.
  29. Son of Roy

    Son of Roy Thinks Gavin Rose is great

    I'd say more of a cross between Worzel Gummidge and Alan Titchmarsh.
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    Last edited: Mar 30, 2019
  30. editor

    editor hiraethified

    I couldn't give a shit about his sexuality. It's his disgusting 'fuck the poor' Toryfilth politics that bother me.

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