Mice In The Office!

[Pip]

Mice smell too!

 

[Orang Utan]

That's made me think: if cockroaches had any evolutionary sense, they'd look like little babies lying on banana leaves in a little conch shell, surrounded by tiny little flowers

 

[19sixtysix]

Most nights here at my work we see one of our office mice.
There's traps about but thet don't seem to go near them.
So far they haven't run over me if I catch a nap under my desk.

 

[selamlar]

They'd have to be pretty elderly/wimpy cats - I've seen my family cat see off a fox once - she pwned it

I dunno, I disturbed two foxes playing a game of 'stretch the cat' the other day. Chucked an orange at them to get them to quit it, but that cat was well and truly stretched by that point. longcat had nothing on this.

 

[Louloubelle]

There's a mice outbreak in the flats where my mum lives, luckily she hasn't had any yet but others have. A question: Pig laid some traps for one of the elderly ladies and this morning there were two dead mice there, if I bring the bodies back here will the foxes in my garden eat them?

Mice are little bundles of poison as they are immune to poison over generations

I don't know about foxes, they may be so used to eating mice that they too are immune over generations, however there is a risk that the foxes would die of poisoning

so, if you want to get rid of the foxes then try it by all means but if you like the foxes ask a fox charity for advice first

 

[Louloubelle]

 

[Pip]

Is that a video with loads of mice?

 

[Louloubelle]

Is that a video with loads of mice?

How did you guess?

It's the official Guinness Book of Records biggest mouse infestation ever in the world

Soon to be toppled by Orangutang's office

 

[Pip]

I think I'll pass (out if I watch it).

 

[Orang Utan]

Utan!

 

[spanglechick]

jeeezus christ!

 

[Bomber]

Get rid of 'em !! You'll be overun with the disease spreading little bastards ! death to all mice, and they are not bloody cute ................ I blame cartoons !!

 

[Reno]

I'm with Orang Utan, more mice more cuteness and there can never be enough cuteness.

 

[chico enrico]

Oh well, just count yourself lucky you don't have mice in your bladder, their little pink tails waggling out of your urethra.

 

[MikeMcc]

Answer to mice = semi auto shotgun

Doesn't do much for the decor though, not to clever to do whilst there's other bods in the office either...

 

[maya]

Is it true they have to chew all the time, or their teeth (roots) will grow and grow and grow into their brain... or something (or is that rats?)

 

[chico enrico]

no, that's fat people.

 

[Orang Utan]

Well they haven't gone away - there are now over 40 mousetraps scattered round my office - at least one every 5 yards

 

[Pieface]

Are you feeling proud of yourself young man?

 

[Orang Utan]

Are you feeling proud of yourself young man?

Yes!