Messing up at work

[marty21]

mind you, when senior management fuck up, they get to leave with thousands of english pounds - the grunts get fuck all

 

[Rollem]

My worst mistake cost the company 15 grand.

ahem, this one is gonna cost us £60k...well, it means we have to fundraise an extra £60k but it amounts to the same thing stil, i have taken the approach of calling together all the heads of the various fundriasing departments to get them on the case and make this project a priority for their fundraising efforts.

 

[wiskey]

I never mess up and thats not being conceited that because if I did the consequences would be dire. So we have lots of safety nets.

 

[bi0boy]

I spilt 1ml of a solution in my lab this morning, it was worth £2000

I just mopped it up with a tissue and put it in the bin. Luckily no one will notice it missing.