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Men - how do you keep your legs warm??

No they're not. I like the way the packages are hinted at, iykwim?

Minnie, no. :mad:


What's wrong?

Is it because they're white? Or because there's nothing in them?


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Nothing is turning into a phwoar thread at all. We are discussing the right way in which to fill out long johns.

Minnie, please continue.
 
I wore long johns in China, but that was because it was substantially colder than it is even now in this supposed 'big freeze' (media hysterical cliche number 5151514) and many classrooms etc weren't even heated.

I do not require them in Britain, even outside, where the weather is positively clement compared with China.

Yer bunch of pussies.
 
We are men!

With strong, manly legs!

Our superpowered man-blood means we have no need for this piffling "long johns" nonsense :rolleyes:


I think the thick layer of blubber probably helps, though.
 
There surely should be a law against camouflage undercrackers, favoured only by perverts with Soldier of Fortune subscriptions.

Honestly, it's hardly as though our armed forces are going to accidently lose their trousers in a battle and then thank their lucky stars at their forward thinking pant choice. These camo underpants were intended for perverts to hide behind bushes in the local park.

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