McDonalds
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5t3IIa
Registered User
It's some conspiraloonacy I'm pushing. I think it's going quite well - you noticed at least.
I'm going to start up a blog about flora, milkshakes, bootcut jeans and petrol and put most of it in CAPS.
Obnoxiousness
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My local pub is advertising car washes?!? Which I think is strange. I guess if nobody is in the pubs, then the car park is a waste of space really.
Oi I dont know ya from a can of baked beans, so less of the nutter
Chunky though?! I ask you
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
i really enjoy my breakfasts at mcdonalds
i place my order, get my drink and go sit down
its always quiet at the time i go in so its a nice atmosphere for getting my thaughts together and preparing for the day ahead
before long they bring me my bacon and egg mc muffin meal with an extra hash brown and a sachet of bbq sauce which is always deleicous
it really sets me up for the day
then i wonder over to college with a cig and a can of energy drink
keeps m going till college ends
i place my order, get my drink and go sit down
its always quiet at the time i go in so its a nice atmosphere for getting my thaughts together and preparing for the day ahead
before long they bring me my bacon and egg mc muffin meal with an extra hash brown and a sachet of bbq sauce which is always deleicous
it really sets me up for the day
then i wonder over to college with a cig and a can of energy drink
keeps m going till college ends
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Oh no, I'm stuck in a recursive loop. Halp!is this postmodern?
hipipol
Peckham Wry
I too went to a small shop
Inspired by Pips amazing report I tried to go to the corner shop near work
I wanted to buy a Kit Kat - not a chunky one, they're shite
But someone I knew was in there
They asked me how my diet was going
I said great
I bought this instead
My life is not so full as others on here, I can tell
Inspired by Pips amazing report I tried to go to the corner shop near work
I wanted to buy a Kit Kat - not a chunky one, they're shite
But someone I knew was in there
They asked me how my diet was going
I said great
I bought this instead
My life is not so full as others on here, I can tell
Obnoxiousness
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I suppose it comes to something when a thick shake being thrown into a bin is the dramatic pinnacle of your day.....
Did you actually try the milkshake? Those things are so solid and artificial that I doubt 5 minutes would make any difference whatsoever.
And what did you expect them to do with a handed back drink? Pour it back into the taps or mount it as some kind of trophy?
What a wasteful, planet murdering bastard.
And what did you expect them to do with a handed back drink? Pour it back into the taps or mount it as some kind of trophy?
What a wasteful, planet murdering bastard.
Obnoxiousness
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Obnoxiousness
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i remember the birthaday party i had at mcdonnalds (i had birthday parties lots of places, mcdonnalds, swimming pool, pizza hut etc my sister had roller discos, youth club with bouncy castle and mcdonnalds mostly) anyway, my mcdonnalds one was the week where they had little pull back cars with all the mcdonnalds charicters driving. they were propper good and because they had a special party area there was lots of room to send them whizzing across the floor.
couldent have picked a better week
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Griff
Feeding the foxes
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Well done you for spotting the joke.What like WANTED: DEAD or ALIVE?
extra dry
Happy to be here
I went to the shop today...
the local shop owner is a nice guy and my story will demonstrate this fact...anyhow I had 10,000 won in my pocket and brought the following items,
two packs of instant noodles
a yogurt (strawberry)
a pack of ciggy's
the bill was, wait for it, 10,500 won...so I was short by about 50 pence in real money..now the guy doesn't speak a word of English and I m not yet fluent in Korean so I felt a little embarrassed..
also adding to my embarrassment was the fact that the store owners family where visiting and talking in excited tones at the fact a westerner had so little money and what a shame that I could not or did not understand the basic principles of capitalist trading systems.
I used my sign language skills to explain
'I will be back later with the owed money, so don't worry and please forgive my lack of math and basic korean language skills'
So I went back home..which to be fair is about a 2 minutes from the shop...and picked the owed money.
I returned to the shop where on walking in to the shop the store owner was handing out money like it was going out fashion to his family....
I paid the owed money and with a big smile on his face he said 'fuck you very much' which I guess is his take on 'thank you very much'.
I suppressed a giggle and went about my day.
the local shop owner is a nice guy and my story will demonstrate this fact...anyhow I had 10,000 won in my pocket and brought the following items,
two packs of instant noodles
a yogurt (strawberry)
a pack of ciggy's
the bill was, wait for it, 10,500 won...so I was short by about 50 pence in real money..now the guy doesn't speak a word of English and I m not yet fluent in Korean so I felt a little embarrassed..
also adding to my embarrassment was the fact that the store owners family where visiting and talking in excited tones at the fact a westerner had so little money and what a shame that I could not or did not understand the basic principles of capitalist trading systems.
I used my sign language skills to explain
'I will be back later with the owed money, so don't worry and please forgive my lack of math and basic korean language skills'
So I went back home..which to be fair is about a 2 minutes from the shop...and picked the owed money.
I returned to the shop where on walking in to the shop the store owner was handing out money like it was going out fashion to his family....
I paid the owed money and with a big smile on his face he said 'fuck you very much' which I guess is his take on 'thank you very much'.
I suppressed a giggle and went about my day.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
After a satisfyng luncheon of quiche and some salad, I visited the on-site emporium and purchased a packet of 'summer fruits' Fru-tella, and a can of Fanta. I conversed with the proprieter:
Me: Hiya
Him: Hello
M, Glad it's Friday!?
H. Yes, but I will be here tomorrow
M. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How much is that?
H. One pound twenty please
M. Thanks, have a good afternoon
H. Thanks, you too
Me: Hiya
Him: Hello
M, Glad it's Friday!?
H. Yes, but I will be here tomorrow
M. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How much is that?
H. One pound twenty please
M. Thanks, have a good afternoon
H. Thanks, you too
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Oh yeah, Urb. You killed this:
How do you feel now, eh?
How do you feel now, eh?
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