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Went into McDonalds with £5 today. First time I've been in a fast food restaurant for about 12 months.

Asked for a Big Mac and a milk shake. I am the only person at the tills. Paid the money.

Girl gives me the milkshake and tells me that I have to wait for the burger.....






About five minutes later the burger appears and just sits in a box on the angled sliding hot plate slot thingy.




I wait some more......


Then she hands me the burger in a bag and apologies for the wait.

Since the milk shake is ice cream and has been standing on the counter for ages... I ask if I can get another one.

So she picks it up and throws it under the counter, into what I presume is a bin?

She then gives me a fresh one and I walk out of the restaurant feeling a bit shit about it. :( :o :facepalm:
 
yeah it will have gone into the "red bin"

all waste is counted


however at the end of the night tehre used to be a lot of chicken nuggets "wasted" when i worked tehre
 
McD's milshakes aren't made of ice cream :rolleyes: You noticed how they don't 'melt' if spilt on the pavement? They are made of a derivative of petrol.
 
i had a mcdonald's milkshake (or a "mcshake") on wednesday. first time i've had one in ages. very nice it was. strawberry flavour. or flavoured?
 
McD's milshakes aren't made of ice cream :rolleyes: You noticed how they don't 'melt' if spilt on the pavement? They are made of a derivative of petrol.

but you think EVERYTHING is made from a derivative of petrol dear...
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.



More like this please. :cool:
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.

:D:D haha
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.

i liked the bit where Pip said she chose the crunchie.

by dodgepot aged 34 and two thirds
 
I was walking back along the footpath that goes quite close to the woods, when I saw a dead crow. It looked like it had been there for days, but I didn't notice it on the way to McDonalds. So perhaps someone or something had carried it there... for what reason I cannot imagine. Anyway, it's quite a hill so I stopped half way up and sat on a bench and ate my food......

Pretty chilly today really. I suppose winter is on its way and it won't be long before I have to switch on the heating.... well, certainly at night. I'll have to get my duck down quilt out of the cupboard....
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.

Why didn't you want a bag ????
 
I went to the shops earlier.

I walked in and said hi to the bloke.

I picked up a paper and thought I might like some chocolate.

I couldn't decide between a Crunchie and a KitKat.

I chose the Crunchie....




I paid for my paper and chocolate.

I used 20ps so I had to wait for a bit while he counted them.

He asked me if I wanted a bag but I didn't.

Was it the Chunky Kit Kat or the normal one :facepalm:
 
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