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McBrixton75Land !
(found this whilst clearing out the virtual attic - posted first about 2 years ago - just in case you missed it here it is again in all it's litigeous glory...)
Mc Brixton75Land
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"Let Urban75 And McDonalds Restaurants Invite You To Share The Wonder Of McUrban75 Disneyland Brixtonia!"
Your kids just won't be able to contain their excrement the night before their unforgettable trip to Disneyland Brixtonia!!
As guests wander their way up Coldharbour Lane Street upon entering the park for the first time they cannot help gazing at the beautiful building ahead of them.
A symbol of all that the park stands for "The Barrier Block Palace" represents the make believe fantasy world that is "The McUrban75 Kingdom". As well as being the parks most famous icon, it also forms the entrance into the section of the park based upon Urban75's classic fairy tale films "The Princess And The Crack Addict".
Wandering through the castle guests can gaze up to the roof, held up by huge columns carved into the shape of trees they somehow seem to sparked as if they were designed by magic. They are of course the laser guided sights reflecting from the rooftop snipers provided for your protection.
Here in the shooting gallery (otherwise known as No Man's Land) guests can also view the fabulous grafitti tapestries and urine-stained glass windows based upon Urban75's classic film "Sleeping Hippy" starring William Of Walworth, before passing out themselves when the Special Brew kicks in, onto a balcony in the Ritzy bar, which offers a panoramic view of McBrixtonia's drunken residents below.
Behind the castle guests pass into a courtyard which includes a policeman's helmet in to which the magic sword "Excalibur" is embedded. This forms the centrepiece of a seasonal show.
Just beyond "Excalibur" is a beautiful carousel that features finely carved police horses which gallop around with truncheon weilding cops that strike black people at random, accompanied to music from Urban75's classic film "Joe Strummer In Wonderland".
The whole design of McBrixtonia was strongly influenced by European architecture, including beautiful tarmac roof tenements with plywood sheets where the windows once were that look straight from the pages of a Kosovan war story book.
Surrounding the tenements, beautifully manicured landscaping includes perfectly tobacco stained minicab offices, and colourful vomit filled phone boxes.
The winding cracked pavestones lead in all directions towards different adventures, notably the "Stop And Search" game and the frighteningly authentic "Give Me All Your Money Or I'll Slice You Up With My Blade" interactions.
Take a ride into the stories of Snow White, Cocaine Dealer, Pinnochio the Dope Peddler, or even aboard a magical needle exchange with Peter Pandemic, these are just a few of the attractions to enjoy.
Others include a hedge maze themed around "Joe Strummer In Wonderland" and a police car trip through intricately detailed and bloodstained models of some of the worlds most infamous police cells.
One of the reasons McBrixtonia is so popular amongst younger visitors is that it is one of the best places to meet the famous Urban75 characters in person. Everyone from Mikey Mouse and Hatboy The Queen of Hearts, to Mrs Magpie and even Blagsta can now be found on occasion staggering around the area. Be sure to carry a camera with you because you can never be sure who you will meet next, and you might need to present evidence in a courtroom should you end up violently and drunkenly assaulted by one of these characters.
Another place you can see you favourite Urban75 characters is towards the back of the land at the "Ecstasyland Stage" - here guests can enjoy shows featuring many of Urban75's on screen stars looking like they've just had electro-shock therapy.
Some of the most popular attractions and shows:
[ Killer At Large | The Enchanted Castle of Hobgoblin | Big Thunder Mountain Gun Incident | Honey, I Skanked The Ounce | Peter Pandemic And The Needle Exchange | The Blue Lido (featuring authentic brown log rides!) | Indiana Jones And The Nepalese Temple Ball | Spaced Mountain Minicabs | It's A Small Pub With A Big And Dark History | Pirates of the Caribbean Food Take-Away ]
Book now, availability at Barrier Mansions is limited, and we do not reccomend you travel by train from Victoria. Your insurance is invalid if you do.
(found this whilst clearing out the virtual attic - posted first about 2 years ago - just in case you missed it here it is again in all it's litigeous glory...)
Mc Brixton75Land
_______________
"Let Urban75 And McDonalds Restaurants Invite You To Share The Wonder Of McUrban75 Disneyland Brixtonia!"
Your kids just won't be able to contain their excrement the night before their unforgettable trip to Disneyland Brixtonia!!
As guests wander their way up Coldharbour Lane Street upon entering the park for the first time they cannot help gazing at the beautiful building ahead of them.
A symbol of all that the park stands for "The Barrier Block Palace" represents the make believe fantasy world that is "The McUrban75 Kingdom". As well as being the parks most famous icon, it also forms the entrance into the section of the park based upon Urban75's classic fairy tale films "The Princess And The Crack Addict".
Wandering through the castle guests can gaze up to the roof, held up by huge columns carved into the shape of trees they somehow seem to sparked as if they were designed by magic. They are of course the laser guided sights reflecting from the rooftop snipers provided for your protection.
Here in the shooting gallery (otherwise known as No Man's Land) guests can also view the fabulous grafitti tapestries and urine-stained glass windows based upon Urban75's classic film "Sleeping Hippy" starring William Of Walworth, before passing out themselves when the Special Brew kicks in, onto a balcony in the Ritzy bar, which offers a panoramic view of McBrixtonia's drunken residents below.
Behind the castle guests pass into a courtyard which includes a policeman's helmet in to which the magic sword "Excalibur" is embedded. This forms the centrepiece of a seasonal show.
Just beyond "Excalibur" is a beautiful carousel that features finely carved police horses which gallop around with truncheon weilding cops that strike black people at random, accompanied to music from Urban75's classic film "Joe Strummer In Wonderland".
The whole design of McBrixtonia was strongly influenced by European architecture, including beautiful tarmac roof tenements with plywood sheets where the windows once were that look straight from the pages of a Kosovan war story book.
Surrounding the tenements, beautifully manicured landscaping includes perfectly tobacco stained minicab offices, and colourful vomit filled phone boxes.
The winding cracked pavestones lead in all directions towards different adventures, notably the "Stop And Search" game and the frighteningly authentic "Give Me All Your Money Or I'll Slice You Up With My Blade" interactions.
Take a ride into the stories of Snow White, Cocaine Dealer, Pinnochio the Dope Peddler, or even aboard a magical needle exchange with Peter Pandemic, these are just a few of the attractions to enjoy.
Others include a hedge maze themed around "Joe Strummer In Wonderland" and a police car trip through intricately detailed and bloodstained models of some of the worlds most infamous police cells.
One of the reasons McBrixtonia is so popular amongst younger visitors is that it is one of the best places to meet the famous Urban75 characters in person. Everyone from Mikey Mouse and Hatboy The Queen of Hearts, to Mrs Magpie and even Blagsta can now be found on occasion staggering around the area. Be sure to carry a camera with you because you can never be sure who you will meet next, and you might need to present evidence in a courtroom should you end up violently and drunkenly assaulted by one of these characters.
Another place you can see you favourite Urban75 characters is towards the back of the land at the "Ecstasyland Stage" - here guests can enjoy shows featuring many of Urban75's on screen stars looking like they've just had electro-shock therapy.
Some of the most popular attractions and shows:
[ Killer At Large | The Enchanted Castle of Hobgoblin | Big Thunder Mountain Gun Incident | Honey, I Skanked The Ounce | Peter Pandemic And The Needle Exchange | The Blue Lido (featuring authentic brown log rides!) | Indiana Jones And The Nepalese Temple Ball | Spaced Mountain Minicabs | It's A Small Pub With A Big And Dark History | Pirates of the Caribbean Food Take-Away ]
Book now, availability at Barrier Mansions is limited, and we do not reccomend you travel by train from Victoria. Your insurance is invalid if you do.
