Can I come and stay with you?

I love seafood, its my favourite![]()
Is that an invite?![]()

I'm off to Dorset in August.... but I haven't bought the tickets yet. Hhmmm.... Dorset or America, thing is am dead against flying, carbon foot print and all that![]()

Could I bring me mate?![]()
....

GGGGGNNNNNN
*rubs head*
frustration
It's about 8 years since I last went to America so I reckon I deserve it![]()
Next question how old is your sister and is she single and or easy?![]()
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....my sister will be 38 in august...she has a bf, but hes a freak who wears bicycle shorts and gold chains....
so she does look elsewhere to get her groove on at times....
i dont want to call her easy, shes been through a lot.
of dick.
Does the boyfriend own a handgun?
maybe he's minted?


I think we have ruined this thread![]()

[sends request to Mods for the thread to be moved to Knobbing & Sobbing]


And the dead people have to live next to firkyThroguh the hedge the bit that freaks people out, "you live next to a church yard?"
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