Masterchef 2018

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  1. tommers

    tommers Yourdisco needs you

    Like some kind of funky British street food.

    #chickenparmo

    :D

    I can hear the party in Boro from here.
     
  2. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    I nearly pissed my pants at British Street Food :D British Street Food is surely a pavement strewn doner topped with a pile of sick and a discarded fag butt at 5am on a Saturday :D
     
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  3. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I was practically drooling
     
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  4. mx wcfc

    mx wcfc Well-Known Member

    Not a programme I generally watch, but was delighted to see the chicken parmo guy go through. Who cares what a plate of food looks like? It's what it tastes like that matters. Seeing him try to smear that gungy stuff over the plate in the trendy food way was painful though. He obviously hadn't ever done it before and just thought it was something he was supposed to do.
     
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  5. tommers

    tommers Yourdisco needs you


    Should have served it in a pizza box with a pickled cabbage dust and some chips cooked three ways.
     
  6. tommers

    tommers Yourdisco needs you

  7. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    #chickenparmo :D
     
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  8. May Kasahara

    May Kasahara channelling Lynda Day

    Yes, the parmo made my day. He is also unfeasibly pretty, so doubly glad he went through :oops:
     
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  9. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Omg he really is, and I actually used the term pretty to describe him as well. Basically I think he rules and so far him and the Welsh one are my faves.
     
  10. May Kasahara

    May Kasahara channelling Lynda Day

    Those two guys co-judging on Monday's episode were a right pair of cunts. The Sam and Mark of Masterchef.
     
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  11. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Billy fat face and Jack yup they are no match for lovely Jane.
     
  12. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    Am I the only person still watching this?
     
  13. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I am still watching though I missed tonight's. I am rooting for Moonera because she is lovely and her food makes me quite hungry and she is not a twat.
     
    Last edited: Apr 6, 2018
  14. oryx

    oryx Sitting on the bock of the day

    No!

    I think Nawamin will probably win it - he is innovative and his presentation is good.
     
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  15. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....


    I reckon they're the final two:thumbs::thumbs:
     
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  16. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....

    But I loved the 'careless whisper' the other night too . Cracking set of finalists.
    .
     
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2018
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  17. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    He's done thai food for every single challenge! One trick pony.
     
  18. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....

    True , but it hasn't seemed samey, because he has been so creative and that combined with well cooked food has put him through...for him it has worked to be consistently fantastic at something specific rather than throwing in a wildcard and doing a meat and three veg and then getting chucked out because his carrots are soggy.

    He could still mess up if he was given a challenge where he was told what to cook ...I can't remember what his job was in the professional kitchen, I think it involved something fussy with eggs but he coped. He is my runner up.

    Got through a whole packet of Greggs millionaire shortbread just watching it last night.
     
  19. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I am fuming about Moonera and Nawmin, I don't think carving vegetables as lovely as that is, should have kept him in. Sorry but his food did not look all that great.
     
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  20. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....

    But his donuts were the lightest in the world ever :thumbs: bet they tasted gorgeous and I'm not a donut person.
     
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  21. oryx

    oryx Sitting on the bock of the day

    I thought Alex and Kenny would be gone before Moonira.
     
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  22. Looby

    Looby Well-Known Member

    She did not deserve to go tonight. I like Alex but she served chicken and chips and her skin wasn’t edible.
     
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  23. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    And he still hasn't ventured away from his safe zone, in the professional kitchen he missed his slot all together, does that not count for anything? He's going to win, but he shouldn't. He's been very lucky that they haven't had a round where they've been told what to cook, so he had to leave what he knows.
     
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  24. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    It's not far too silly Now. I dipped in tonight...crispy Purana skin, stupid sounding tomato sorbets.....nah.
     
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  25. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Yeah i was ffs the only thing i wanted to eat was the corn thing. At least the other fella cooked food people would want to eat.
     
  26. souljacker

    souljacker Those tapas loving FUCKS

    Nawamin's pork thing looked pretty nice to me. He's also by far the most entertaining person in the show. His crab dance the other night had me and the wife in stitches.
     
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  27. JuanTwoThree

    JuanTwoThree Right perverse weirdo

    My mum says "I'd like to see them all make a soufflé"

    That's a bit eurocentric, but you can see what she means.
     
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  28. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  29. Hellsbells

    Hellsbells World's best procrastinator

    Yeah, yesterday's episode was ridiculous. I don't really like any of the contestants left that much. Narowin (naro-out :mad::rolleyes:) really irritates me. He's too smug and pleased with himself all the time.
    He'll obviously win though, now that Monira's gone.
     
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  30. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    If course, I always individually Shell my peas before cooking and serving them.
     

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