Masterchef 2018

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  1. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    Let’s have a fresh, lightly seasoned and sous vided thread :cool:

    Masterchef the Amateurs starts in 6 minutes. Amateurs always seem to do huge portions vs. the professionals but I have no further thoughts on this. I just like to lollop in front of it and forget who is who. The billions of initial stages thing is odd and I’ve given up trying to remember.
     
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  2. 8115

    8115 sitting down is bad for you

    I've missed about 20 series and it's still got the same presenters.
     
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  3. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    1. Cauliflower purée (purple)
     
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  4. 8115

    8115 sitting down is bad for you

    Cod and egg? Is that a thing now?
     
  5. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I love this so much, this is me for 24 more episodes *drooly face*
     
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  6. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    He tasted it while cooking and then put the spoon back in it, contaminating it with his spit.
     
  7. Wookey

    Wookey Playful as a pussy cat

    Dirty. Barsteward.
     
  8. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Wait until people start sweating onto food, there is always one well sweaty fella that you wouldn't want near your dinner *boke*
     
  9. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    I’m quite sceptical of dusts.
     
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  10. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I think I must be a greedy guts because if someone brought me a big old plate, and only a 1/4 of it actually had food on it I would be miffed.
     
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  11. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

    How are you with foam and tweels?

    It was Ash I was doubtful of last season.
     
  12. Artaxerxes

    Artaxerxes Well-Known Member

    Ditto.

    I'd never eat at half the places in this show, I'm only invested in the fuckups and watching the presenters eat raw fish/eggs or screaming when presented with meat and two veg presented like a normal dinner.
     
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  13. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    Enjoyable first ep. That big red headed lad looks like a Pixar character.
     
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  14. Hellsbells

    Hellsbells World's best procrastinator

    Didn't realise this had started again. Excellent :cool:
     
  15. Hellsbells

    Hellsbells World's best procrastinator

    I'd be famished if some of the Masterchef dishes were served to me for my main dish. My dinner plates never have empty spaces!
     
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  16. Mr.Bishie

    Mr.Bishie Casting his shadow weaving his spell

    Can’t watch it cos all I want to do is stab Torode in the face :( What a fuckin pilchard.
     
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  17. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    Ep 2 tonight at 8. I think I like Torode more than Marcus :hmm:
     
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  18. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    Child Doctor Tim
     
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  19. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Here come the sweaty brows :eek:
     
  20. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    I've got a sudden craving for Malaysian street food.
     
  21. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

  22. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Tonight's episode was not glorious and was not helped by shitwell.
     
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  23. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    That's Sir William Shitwell, Bart., to you.
     
  24. 1927

    1927 Funnier than he thinks he is.

    To be fair I thought he was actually good, especially when he said that woman should have called it a collapsed soufflé! Then Greg said fuck it, it didn’t work!
     
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  25. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    That lass with the massive spam was hilarious this evening, and it's nice to see someone being a bit scatty for a change instead of being all oh yes my honeycombed lamb dust worked brilliantly. Oh and how do these people not have perma burnt tongues?:mad: I have spend at least 1 minute huffing on a spoon of food whilst cooking and tasting:hmm:
     
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  26. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    Next ep Thursday? :confused: Why won’t it settle to a time slot? :mad:
     
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  27. Hellsbells

    Hellsbells World's best procrastinator

    Really? :mad::rolleyes: How annoying.

    I also don't like this new format of rushing one set of people through to the quarter finals each week. By the time we actually get to the quarter finals (after about 5 million rounds of people), I've totally forgotten who half the contestants are. Bake off works much better in that you actually get to know the people over time and care more about them.
     
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  28. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    Exactly and that is another reason that MrONS will not watch it with me because he says it goes on too long and he loses interest ...he also hates Greg and wants him to die...which is a bit harsh I just voted for comedy whack with a pan.
     
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  29. onenameshelley

    onenameshelley is Major Morgan's bitch

    I am rooting for Chicken Parmo!!!!
     
  30. tommers

    tommers Your disco needs you

    Chicken fucking parmo. What a guy.

    Oh god and its for the critics.
     
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