Massive Lesbian Festival

[gorski]

Oh, btw, I just noticed Phil's banned... Errmmm... what the hell...?!?

 

[chainsaw cat]

They are people at various stages of making the transition from man to woman. I believe that "inter" comes first, then "demi" and finally "trans."

Anyway, they are key to my plan for the festival. Regrettably many of the events are "women only," but the website clearly and specifically states that inter- demi- and trans-people are welcome. So as far as I can see, that means that a man who is in the middle of becoming a woman can attend, right?

Now, becoming a woman is a long and arduous process, and "inter" people are on the first stages of their journey. So what if a man had only just started becoming a Lesbian, for example taking just one hormone pill or having just one counselling session? Surely that would qualify them as at least an "inter," and thus entitle them to attend all events, including even Club Diva! As long as they are becoming a Lesbian rather than a straight woman obviously, but I foresee no problems there.

I'm sure that when I first came on U75, Phildwyer was a humourless bastard.

Am I wrong or has s/he changed?

 

[gorski]

Is this an endorsement and a beginning of a monumental struggle against his current ban, then?

 

[loud 1]

Just a quick reminder that the deadline for discount tickets to what is widely regarded as the leading event on the Lesbian calender is fast approaching. "Early-bird" prices will be available until midnight on June 30 only. Over one million Lesbians are expected to attend, so prompt booking is imperative to avoid disappointment. Trans-, demi- and inter-Lesbians are also welcome.

Details here:

http://www.lgf.org.uk/news/635/75/

so er...

how massive are these lesbians?

8ft?

 

[phildwyer]

Is this an endorsement and a beginning of a monumental struggle against his current ban, then?

Fear not, the people have triumphed.

 

[gorski]

Fook! Again? The elites are rather displeased, I fear...

{Too much capiroska, I think... ahem... }

 

[Dhimmi]

Trans-lesbians: Robots in disguise
Demi-lesbians: Short hair, have a thing for Ashton Kutcher
Inter-lesbians: Spend their summer holidays riding Europe's railways

Obvious, innit?

 

[qoidjgf]

Are Tatu on the bill?

i heard tatu ain't real lesbian couple.
it was only marketing.