Marmite : Do you spread it thick or thin?

[subversplat]

You ain't putting marmite anywhere near my punani matey

Yeast imbalance? Yum!

 

[Louloubelle]

There was an 'artist' on ebay who tried to sell pictures of 'my vagina in marmite'.

Basically she smeared marmite all over her private parts and then stradled a piece of paper to creat the art.

Ebay removed the listing on the grounds that it contained human body parts (a few stray pubic hairs mentioned in the listing).

so she removed the pubes and put it back up again but so many people reported it that ebay took it down again.

She tied again with sandwich spread but they toook that down too.

 

[Badgers]

For some reason Marmite just popped in my head so thought I would give this thread a nudge. I really love the stuff and have 500g waiting for me at home....

Might have to have some toast when I get in

 

[crustychick]

*vomits*

 

[dolly's gal]

ooo i have been rediscovering marmite of late. marmite on white toast - yummy

spread thinly, natch

 

[Badgers]

I think I have said this before but it is the only thing that I will not change brand on and ALWAYS have in my cupboard at home!

 

[EastEnder]

boohoo is steadily getting better at spreading Marmite at the correct thickness.

It's taken quite a bit of training, she was pretty shocking to start with, but now on the rare occasions that she makes the toast, the Marmite thickness is usually with 17% of the regulation depth.

With a bit more of my learned guidance, and a bit more toast making on her part, I'm hopeful we'll get her performing at the 10% level by Xmas.

 

[Badgers]

Pah..... Forget 'spreading' the stuff!!!

EAT IT IN A SAUSAGE!!!!

Gotta love Marmite and their gradual world domination plans

 

[Kripcat]

I spread vegimite, but thinly none the less.

 

[dolly's gal]

Pah..... Forget 'spreading' the stuff!!!

EAT IT IN A SAUSAGE!!!!

Gotta love Marmite and their gradual world domination plans

i am strangely drawn to the sausages

*hangs head in utter shame*

 

[twisted_angel]

Yeugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* shudders*

 

[subversplat]

I think I have said this before but it is the only thing that I will not change brand on and ALWAYS have in my cupboard at home!

Sometimes I used to get Asda's "Yeast Extract" and it was quite nice

 

[ringo]

Eat it every day, but thickness varies according to mood, which seems to go against the grain here.